• Once you have kids, your life is over.
  • I'll take that ball and shove it up your ass.
  • Where the watermelons grows.
  • Hippo-d-potamus.
  • Santa is here, huh? Well he can kiss my black ass.
  • Did he just call that man "Dildo Baggage?"
  • He has a dirty "chan ses" (sanchez)
  • I've got the vapors!
  • He's very nice looking for a black man. (talking about 50 Cent)
  • It was probably the black birds that did it.
  • Why would you want BPSYC on your ass, it sounds too much like bum sex!
  • So, it looks like the Black Forest Ham is on sale. 59 cents...
  • Pooouf The Magic Dragon, that stinks!
  • It makes my mouth saliva.
oct 18 2009 ∞
dec 7 2010 +
  • Mango - vegetarian pad thai, papaya salad.
  • The Loyal Oarsman - mushrooms on toast.
  • The Iron Duke - Waldorf salad, sweet potato poutine.
  • Siem Reap - spring rolls, coconut curry soup.
  • Bubba's - poutine.
  • Mia Gelato - marshmallow, birthday cake, grapefruit.
  • Smoke's Poutinerie - pulled pork poutine.
  • Niji Sushi - pink roll & miso soup.
sep 1 2010 ∞
dec 7 2010 +
  • Lobby drinking session.
  • Mmm, yeeeas.
  • Indubitably.
  • The unspeakable thing that we'll take to our graves. Shhh. LOL
  • The inconspicuously looking away from people technique.
  • The SLC bathroom incident.
  • Drinking prior to class on many occasions.
  • Eating pasta, ground beef, and noodles while drunk, then puking.
  • The Popped Cherry & The Fizzy Peach.
  • Playing Super Mario 3 during breaks.
  • Singing songs from TRHP loudly in the middle of the night.
  • Our love for The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • Our lasagna agreement. LOL
  • Our anti-social behaviours.
  • Our old-lady-esque qualities.
mar 26 2010 ∞
nov 12 2010 +
  • To Kill A Mockingbird.
  • The House of the Spirits.
  • The Virgin Suicides.
  • Atonement.
  • American Psycho.
may 8 2010 ∞
aug 31 2010 +
  • Hole/whore
  • The Foreskin dare
  • What happens in the hot tub, STAYS in the hot tub.
  • Stegano's updates.
  • Uncle Wayne's Wang.
  • Clitmidea.
  • Ben Draper, The Penetrator!
  • The first time he lost his virginity.
  • Back in the dark ages.
  • Look, it's our good friend!
  • Git R Done boys!
  • Skunk outside. Must. Close. Window.
  • I'll put the remainder in my mouth.
  • Beware of Doug.. Isn't his name Peter?
  • Who wants a history of this toilet?
  • He's probably going to a Nazi's Anonymous meeting.
  • He must be physic.
  • I'm deprived! *fist slam*
  • I'm in Montreal, I can see everything fro...
oct 18 2009 ∞
aug 31 2010 +
  • Leslie: She is wise beyond her years, always there when I need her.
  • Shawn: Makes me feel beautiful, is the best thing to ever happen to me.
  • Mandy: She listens to my rants, she's very funny, can drink like no other.
  • Nikki: She knows how to shop, and sets me straight.
  • Jenn: Knows how to party, has awesome stories.
  • Ian: Has hilarious one-liners out of the blue.
  • Sam: He's protective and is there when I need him.
  • Caitlin: Sweetest girl ever, known her since the second grade.
  • Mark: Always there for advice, has the good stories and comments.
  • Sarah: Very random, awesome drinking buddy.
  • Morgan: So clever, she was my high school...
oct 2 2009 ∞
aug 31 2010 +
  • I am realistic.
  • I'm sweet.
  • I can make people laugh.
  • I'm always there if anyone needs me.
  • I'm open-minded.
  • I'm honest.
  • I'm wise.
  • I try to be loving and affectionate.
  • I like to be neat.
  • I enjoy volunteering.
oct 2 2009 ∞
sep 1 2010 +
  • Tomato vines.
  • Pumpkin spice.
  • Clinique Happy for Men.
  • Clean laundry.
  • Rain, especially in the summer.
  • Leaves in the fall.
  • My Mama's cooking.
  • Shawn's clothes.
sep 30 2009 ∞
sep 1 2010 +
  • Math, as aforementioned in the 'things I'm not so good at" list.
  • Politics / voting. Things of that sort.
  • Things to do with cars.
  • Public Transit. I just take which ever bus comes first.
  • History.
  • Sports; especially hockey, UFC, and football.
  • Fishing; picking lures, how to paddle a canoe.
  • Understanding how to make things work. I just get help.
sep 30 2009 ∞
sep 1 2010 +
  • Anginophobia; Fear of choking.This goes along with my perpetual NEED to have something to drink near by when I am eating.
  • Astrophobia; Fear of stars or celestial space. I hardly ever look at the sky. I don't like it.
  • Coulrophobia; Fear of clowns. I hate clowns.
  • Hematophobia; Fear of blood. If I cut myself, it's all good, if I see other people's blood and I'm ready to drop. Recent examples;
    • Roald's rugby injury.
    • Boyfriend's nose bleed in the shower.
    • Countless nose bleeds at placement.
sep 30 2009 ∞
sep 1 2010 +
  • Sledding.
  • Make a snow man.
  • Build a snow fort.
  • Make snow angles.
  • Go skating at Market Square.
  • Watch Home Alone 1 & 2, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Frosty The Snowman, & Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer.
  • Have a snowball fight.
dec 7 2010 ∞
dec 17 2010 +
  • #401 The sound of dry leaves blowing across an empty parking lot
  • #430 Eating ridiculous things for breakfast
  • #434 Pizza soul mates
  • #449 Staying up so late that everything becomes funny
  • #452 Picking things up with your feet
  • #476 Biting off the last piece of the Popsicle without losing any of it
  • #498 Long comfortable silences between really close friends
  • #510 Hanging out with your mom
  • #513 Peeling that sticky glue off the back of your new credit card
  • #516 Picking up something that turns out to be a lot lighter than you expected
  • #531 The Big Night Nap
  • #577 Looking at the clock and seeing that it’s 12:34
  • #591 Sitting on your freshly made bed and...
oct 8 2010 ∞
oct 8 2010 +
  • Instruuuuumental.
  • I hate class.
  • Go fratter!
  • He's so moist.
  • Now it's a lethal weapon!
  • I've gotta cut my pubes, this is my pubes... cutter.
  • I like those puppies
  • I don't care what you have to do, call them, email them, send up smoke signals! You better get me my pizza.
  • ... said the hook-nosed Jew.
  • Never say "good luck" to anyone at Bingo, it's bad times.
  • The only workout that works is the one you do.
  • I don't want to be a googly-eyed fuck!
  • Skinniest looking Elvis fuck.
jun 23 2010 ∞
dec 7 2010 +
  • Vaseline.
  • Burt's Bees Lip Balm.
  • Lush None Of Your Beeswax lip balm.
  • AG Fast Food Leave-In Conditioner.
  • Soliel Razors.
  • AvoJuice Japanese Garden Juicie.
  • Define A Lash mascara.
  • Clean & Clear Oil Absorbing sheets.
  • True Match foundation and powder.
  • Quo brow pencils.
  • Green Mountain Natural Skin Care lotions.
  • Lush bath bombs and bubble bars.
  • Clinique Facial soap, toner, moisturizer and Even Better.
oct 2 2009 ∞
aug 31 2010 +
  • Basil
  • Black Pepper
  • Celery
  • Dirt
  • Grass
  • Green Tomato
  • Lilac
  • Paperback
  • Parsley
  • Pumpkin Pie
  • Rain
  • Snow

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oct 27 2009 ∞
sep 1 2010 +
  • She shares the same interests I do.
    • Cosmopolitan
    • Listography
    • LaSenza
    • Silly YouTube videos.
  • She listens to my long, angry rants.
  • She's the least judgmental person I know.
  • She respects herself and knows her limits!
  • She laughs at all the stupid things I laugh at; funny videos, quotes, memories.
  • She's always there when I need good, unbiased advice.
  • She's a pretty gal, even when she doesn't take 10 years getting ready.
  • Her hilarious and long-winded stories leave me crying from laughter.
    • RM Christmas shopping.
oct 2 2009 ∞
aug 31 2010 +
  • Big lips.
  • Disfigured middle finger on my right hand.
  • Freckle on my middle toe, right in the middle.
  • Scar on the left side of my temple.
  • Souris tattooed on my left wrist.
  • Sun tattoo on my lower back.
  • Tragus piercing on my right ear.
  • Nose piercing on the left side.
  • Belly button piercing.
  • Right nipple piercing.
  • Scar on my inner thigh.
  • Dark freckle on the opposite thigh, it's cute.
  • Trio of freckles on my right arm.
sep 30 2009 ∞
sep 1 2010 +
  • Dinki.
  • Dinkus Malinkus.
  • Dinks.
  • Mouse.
  • Dani.
  • Baby Girl.
  • Beautiful Girl.
  • Hummingbird.
  • Sweet Angel.
  • Stinky.
  • Piderman.
oct 2 2009 ∞
sep 1 2010 +
  • Neediness... even though I'm relatively needy, myself.
  • Accusatory statements.
  • Being expected to do everything.
  • Too much cologne.
  • Lack of confidence.
  • When guys think they are good at talking dirty, but then you soon realize they are not, and it's actually offensive, or just weird.
  • Guys thinking they're better in bed than they really are.
  • Lack of personal hygiene. That's a major no-no.
  • Saying the following phrases early on in the relationship;
    • I love you.
    • You're the one.
    • I want to spend my life with you.
  • Excessive drug use.
sep 30 2009 ∞
sep 1 2010 +

There's just something about this season that makes me smile.

  • Pumpkin picking.
  • Pumpkin carving.
  • Eating/drinking pumpkin spiced foods and drinks.
  • Visiting pumpkin patches.
  • Seeing all the leaves change colour.
  • Walking through crunchy leaves.
  • Playing in piles of leaves.
  • Driving through the countryside.
  • Enjoying the cooler weather.
  • Going out for Halloween.
  • Seeing frost on the ground in the mornings.
  • Camping.
  • Fishing - specifically in Desert Lake.
  • Canoeing.
  • Train ride to New Brunswick.
sep 1 2010 ∞
nov 5 2010 +
  • Struttin' That Ass.
  • Propecia.
  • I Kill People.
  • Show Me Your Genitals.
  • Pretend He's Your Little Sista.
jul 26 2010 ∞
aug 31 2010 +
  • Acrost (across) - Mandy, you fuck!
  • Learnt (learned)
  • Ascared (scared)
  • Pacifically (specifically)
  • Fustrated (frustrated)
  • Expecially (especially)
  • Excape (escape)
  • Unappropriate (inappropriate)
  • Suposebly (supposedly)
  • Choosed (chose)
  • Increasement (increase)
  • When people say "times it" instead of "multiply it".
  • When people say "try and..." instead of "try to..."
  • When people say "I never knew that"
  • "All all-natural".
  • "MasterCard card".
oct 29 2009 ∞
nov 13 2010 +
  • Math, I still use my fingers to count.
  • Shaving my legs, I always have a stash of band-aids near by.
  • Sitting still.
  • Driving.
  • Waiting, especially when I'm waiting for people to text me back.
  • Checking my college email.
  • Remembering passwords. I have them all written down on a sticky note.
  • Getting things done. I procrastinate a great deal.
  • Remembering to do things. Which is why I make lists daily.
  • Showing sympathy, sometimes I feel like it comes across as ingenuous.
  • Keeping things to myself. I mean, big secrets I can keep to myself, but small little gossipy things is a no-can-do.
  • Remembering when I've already told somebody a story, and I then proceed to try to ...
sep 30 2009 ∞
sep 1 2010 +
  • I bring Vaseline with me everywhere I go. I'd die without it.
  • I constantly bite my lips.
  • I always have a Lululemon headband in my purse.
  • I hum to myself daily, even when it's not appropriate.
  • I can't eat anything unless I know there is a drink within reach.
  • I have to talk to my Mom at least once a day.
  • It frustrates me to sleep in a messy room.
  • I hate sleeping on the inside of the bed.
  • I don't sleep well without a body pillow.
  • I've had a 'memory box' for five or six years. Notes, movie stubs, pictures, corsages from grade eight graduation and prom, random things always find their way to t...
sep 30 2009 ∞
aug 31 2010 +
  • Autumn
  • Jane
  • Marci
  • Vivienne
  • Gabrielle
  • Madeline
  • Willow
  • Ocean
  • Avery
oct 2 2009 ∞
oct 30 2010 +
  • Taking a mid-afternoon nap.
  • Realizing you get to sleep in on any given morning.
  • Getting let out of class early/finding out class is canceled.
  • Sleeping in clean bedding, post shower.
  • Finishing a really good book.
  • Having a good cry.
  • Kittens. It's cliche, but I fucking love kittens.
  • Nice, long showers.
  • Boyfriend's singing.
  • Stumbling into bed incoherently drunk and falling asleep instantly.
  • Buying lingerie.
  • Getting checked out by strangers, as long as they aren't creepers.
  • Winning the court case against my ex. HAHA. Sucker.
  • Heavy rain in the summer.
sep 30 2009 ∞
sep 1 2010 +
  • Postsecret, Frank Warren.
  • Memoirs of a Geisha, Arthur Golden.
  • The Burn Journals, Brent Runyon.
  • A Million Little Pieces, James Frey.
  • My Friend Leonard, James Frey.
  • Underneath it All, Tracy Lords.
  • The Truth About Forever, Sarah Dessen.
  • Looking for Alaska, John Green.
  • The Memory Keeper's Daughter, Kim Edwards.
  • Pride & Prejudice, Jane Austen.
  • Life of Pi, Yann Martel.
  • Stargirl, Jerry Spinelli.
  • Go Ask Alice, Anonymous .
  • The Davinci Code, Dan Brown.
  • Angels & Demons, Dan Brown.
  • Where's Waldo, Martin Handford
  • The Kama Sutra 365.
  • The Catcher in the Rye.
oct 2 2009 ∞
sep 1 2010 +
  • Sequelae.
nov 9 2010 ∞
nov 9 2010 +