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So Phil had to get contacts, and I went with him to Lenscrafters so I could get a ride home. While waiting I heard a conversation in the room next to me where a guy was trying contacts for the first time in his life. I thought it was pretty funny and luckily I had my computer out, so I typed in the conversation. I also typed Phil's with the same woman, which wasn't nearly as funny because it wasn't so ambiguous unless I hadn't heard the words I put in brackets:

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LADY: Come on Phil, right here. Make sure to wash your hands. There’s a definite right and left. You mess it up and you’ll immediately know there’s something wrong.

LADY: So how big’s your [graduating class]?

PHIL: I think 64

LADY: That’s pretty big!

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jan 15 2010 ∞
jan 15 2010 +
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  • Dartmouth
  • Middlebury
  • Tufts
  • Harvard
  • Boston College4. UVM
  • Tufts (+ eng.)
  • Boston University
  • Brown
  • Princeton
  • Franklin and Marshall
  • Lehigh
  • Lafayette
  • Columbia
  • Bucknell (+ eng.)
  • Carnegie Mellon
  • UPitt
  • UChicago
  • Northwestern (+ eng.)
  • UMichigan (+ eng.)
  • Cornell (+ eng.)
  • Washington University (+ eng.)
jul 13 2009 ∞
apr 10 2010 +
  • Short Skirt/Long Jacket ... Cake
  • Sex and Candy ... Marcy Playground
  • Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags) ... Afroman
  • Just Say Yes ... Snow Patrol
  • December ... Collective Soul
  • Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes ... Simon and Garfunkel
  • Scars ... Papa Roach
  • All For You Sister Hazel
  • Criminal, Paper Bag, Shadowboxer, Never is a Promise ... Fiona Apple
  • Lily Allen
  • MGMT
  • send me on my way ... rusted root
  • teardrop ... newton faulkner
  • train
  • Brighter than Sunshine_ Aqualung
  • Cooler than me_Mike Posner
  • Guns n Roses
  • Save Tonight_Eagle Eye Cherry
mar 26 2010 ∞
aug 21 2010 +
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All I want for Christmas...

  • Skydiving
  • Clothes...
  • New charger for my computer
  • New hard drive/memory for my computer
dec 3 2009 ∞
jan 12 2010 +

Wash U:

  • PACK!!
  • Chem Test
  • Student ID
  • Classes

Friends:

  • Movies at 9:25
  • Yearbook
  • Pickup shirt from Kadina's house
  • Give Kate CDs

Me:

  • take trash out
  • glasses
  • nationwide insurance
  • Citizen's bank
  • Transfer files on computer

PS: -remember to get paycheck from Canobie on Thursday

aug 17 2010 ∞
aug 31 2010 +

ACCEPTED (__bold__ indicates enrollment):

  • Acadia U
    • Nick
  • American
    • Adam
    • Chandra
    • Claire
    • Jake
  • Assumption
    • Ashley
  • Bates
    • Ariel
    • Erin
    • Heather
    • Jake
    • Steve
dec 14 2009 ∞
apr 8 2010 +