• Fight Club
• Survivor
• Invisible Monsters
• Choke
• Lullaby
• Diary
• Fugitives and Refugees
• Stranger than Fiction
• Haunted
• Rant
• Snuff
• Pygmy
• Tell All

• Someone under my car and grabbing my ankles when I get in.
• Someone hiding in the back of my car.
• Stopping at a stop light and someone randomly walking up to my car.
• Something weird happening in my car:
  • Windshield wipers turning on.
  • Music changing in middle of song.
  • Air conditioning turning on full blast.
• Hitting an animal.
• Car trouble and someone approaching my car.
• A car following me.
• Getting out of my car and walking up to the front door.

• When Megan peed across my street because she couldn't make it home
• Tanning in my backyard with raven when the pretzels melted, we felt so stupid
• Serenading Meg with Raven to All Time Low music, along with an interpretive dance
• Just laying in the back of a friends car with G
• Riding in Amy's convertible during the summer dancing to LFO
• Staying up all night working on a project with Raven and going to Kinko's at midnight to get it printed
• Playing the guitar while Amy sang over and over until we got it right
• Laying with B in the tent listening to music
• Racing down the hill with J
• Boat-reading with Connor
• Driving home with B in the storm
• Sharing pant-peeing stories with Jill whi...

• Negotiating
• Studying last minute
• Tie a cherry stem with my tongue (I can do it in about 15 seconds)
  • Related: I can also unwrap a Starburst with my tongue.
• Making mix CDs
• Typing fast
• Manipulating

• Rap
• Dane Cook
• PDA
• Teen Books (The A-List, The Clique)
• Celebrity gossip magazines
• Twilight
• Pet names in a relationship

• Extreme obesity
• Marrying someone you don't love
• How people can be okay with doing nothing in their life
• Prenuptial agreements- A nice way of saying 'I love you, but I don't trust you'

• That's classic
• Honey bunch/Jelly bean
• In any way shape or form
• Just kidding (When i'm wrong)
• Wait...what (When I say something that doesn't make sense)
• Basically
• Story of my life
• I lied (When I'm wrong)
• Jokes
• The bomb.com
• Sure bert

• Passionate movie scenes while a parent is in the room
• Talking bad about something that relates to the person you're talking to
  • Ex- "I hate lawyers." "I am a lawyer."
• Going somewhere and running into someone you know that works there
• Gender confusion
• Geing in an elevator with only one other person

• Blouse
• Chafe
• Chunky
• Cluster
• Curdle
• Dollop
• Glands
• Jacked
• Jubilee
• Larvae
• Legit
• Milk
• Moist
• Mount
• Nipple
• Odor
• Passionate
• Popular
• Rural
• Secretion
• Slacks

Things that I could do, but most likely won't.

• Work out more
• Read more books
• Take up guitar again
• List more
• Become closer with my friends
• Be nicer to my family
• Show my appreciation more often
• Be more outgoing

• Dialogue -
  • Me - I just want to look like a vixen.
  • Meg - When you said vixen, I pictured you with black hair in all leather
  • Me - Ew. That's gross. Don't do that.
  • Meg - Yeah, I probably shouldn't. Or at least not tell you when I do.
• Mr. Liu - Donnely, I hope you get run over by my car.
• Mr. Liu - Why are there so many tampons up there?!
• Spencer - I was playing a video game and all of the sudden he licked my elbow!
• Dialogue -
  • Raven - Who keeps leaving their trash on the table?!
  • Me - I have a good idea; let's hide it!
  • Donnely - Great idea Steinberg...Then, when they come looking for their trash, they'll won...

• Anything related to being kidnapped.
• If I bite my tongue a piece of it will come off
• My cat is a robot
• I go to the bathroom with the lights on because i'm afraid of the picture in there
• People watching me while I eat and thinking I eat weird
• A swordfish in my uncle's lake.
• People thinking i have a double chin when I yawn (I don't just cover my mouth, I cover my whole face)
• My phone will fall down a sewer drain
• My hand being swallowed by the garbage disposal
• Fluorescent light breaking and falling on me
• My bus will tip over
• Getting hit by another car in the car wash

• I try on a lot of outfits before I go somewhere.
• I giggle.
• I analyze things a little too much.
• I wear dresses a lot (but mostly because they're the closest thing to naked).
• I've gotten my hair done.
• I hate nature.
• I like shopping for bras and underwear.
• I like the color pink.
• I don't like scary movies.
• I played with dolls all of the time when I was younger.

• Chocolate
• Country
  • I wouldn't turn it on, but I wouldn't turn it off either.
• Grape flavored things
• Rock (White Stripes, The Strokes)
• Anything non-fiction
• Watching sports

• For this list idea
• For putting up with my weird habits
• For being okay with me not wanting to go out all the time
• For accepting my neurotic ways
• For not ignoring my boy problems
• For knocking some sense into me
• For understanding why I kept going back to him
• For coming over and baking with me when he cheated on me
• For loving my family
• For supporting my diet coke addiction
• For letting me change my mind
• For braiding my hair
• For knowing me so well
• For liking my CDs
• For driving me to Ann Arbor to have a picnic for my birthday
• For covering for me

• I have no part because I'm constantly running my fingers through my hair
• Short (5'2")
• Brown hair
• Tiny, brown eyes
• Scar on my forehead (your right)
  • Playing tag in the dark with my cousins
• Two freckles right next to each other above my knee (I love those little guys)
• Long scar on my left shin
  • 1st- Cut it while kneeling on a box and slipped. The skin got caught on the hinge (yeah, pretty graphic)
  • 2nd- Cut it while shaving
• Scar on my left ring finger below the nail
  • Stepped on while ice skating
• Birthmark right above my butt

• The smell of airports
• The feeling of the plane taking off
  • It's like a roller coaster
• Flying through the clouds
• Sky Mall magazine
• Making fun of people with my Dad
• When I was younger, I said the word "like" a lot, my dad gave me $20 and every time I said it, he would take away a dollar. I ended up with $18
• Eating in the airports
• Reading and listening to my iPod
• Looking out the window, everything looks so small
• Landing in a completely different place

I wear dresses so I am often left pocketless (reason I love dresses with pockets so much). So i take advantage of anything I can get.

• Boobs
• Cash
• Cell Phone
• Gum
• Movie tickets
• Checks
• House key
• Silverware (You never know when you might need a spoon)
• iPod
• Writing utensils
• Room key
• Candy
• Pictures of myself that I didn't want others to see
• ID card
• Carnival tickets

• I burp and then laugh (I don't need to be excused).
• I keep my nails short (for guitar) and they are hardly ever painted.
• I like football.
• I'm not much of a gossip.
• Spiders don't bother me.
• I have an immature sense of humor (Drawing genitalia in inappropriate places is funny to me).
• I've never been on a diet.
• I'll leave my house without make-up.
• I don't really like shopping.
  • $30 dollar shirt? I could buy two books from borders for that.
  • I'm too lazy to try anything on.
• I like my muscles.
• I don't wear jewelry/accessories.
• I don't think sweat is gross.
• My old neighbor and I would play army out...

• It limited my creativity.
• It caused me to accept things rather than question them.
• It made me focus on one goal at a time.
• It made me not consider consequences.
• It caused me to only think about myself.
• It made me materialistic.
• It makes me strive for perfection.
• It makes me care about physical appearance.
• Since you can control people in the game, it made me believe I could control people in real life.

• Don't put hot popcorn in a ziploc bag, kernels melt holes in the bag and popcorn falls out
• You can't change a guy, even if you try, once you're gone he goes back to what he used to be
• Always wear an oven mitt
• Sometimes things just aren't worth it
• Music can put you in any mood
• Being a good baker does not make you a good cook
• You only have one life, make every day count
• 'I can't' is a lot different than 'I don't want to'
• America loves stories about babies (Add one if your story is a bomb)
• You can't be friends with an ex right away
• Don't wait around for a guy
• Never trust a man with a pinkie ring

• I try to solve my problems on my own, which usually makes things worse.
• I don't like to talk about my problems.
• But sometimes I can talk about my problems too much.
• When I'm stressed I'm no fun.
• Can't give advice.
• Get tired easily.
• Shy around people I don't know well.
• I don't like to share.
• I get distracted easily so sometimes I don't listen.
• Sometimes I put love before my friends.
• I have a hierarchy of friends.
• I am very controlling.
• I'm very opinionated.
• My mood changes easily.
• I can ditch. On accident.
• I'll eat your food.

• Smokers
• Large tattoos
• Earrings
  • all the guys I know with earrings are into themselves
• Goes tanning regularly (a couple times is okay)
• Extremely conservative
• Does excessive amounts of drugs
• Friends with more girls than guys
  • Then I start questioning-
    • Your sexuality
    • If you're staying loyal
• Uses bad grammar
• My parents dislike him
  • They don't decide who I date, but I value their opinion

• Buy a minivan
• Give my kid a complicated name
  • Unpronouncable or spelled weird
• Wear mom pants
• Let myself get a front butt
• Physically punish my kids
• Allow my kids to get bad grades

My out of control mind at work

• China is making Americans addicted to caffeine and then they'll suddenly make it all disappear, then everyone will fall asleep and they'll take over
• Fishing? Seriously? That hobby does not make any sense to me.
• Why is it such a big deal to eat a garnish? Sometimes it tastes good.
• If I was ever going to put a flag in my front yard it would be a flag representing me
  • Why do people put a large flag pole in their front yard? Can't they just have a smaller one?
• I want to spend a whole day using proverbs (Don't put all your eggs in one basket). Even if they don't make sense in the context I use them.
• Can a bicyclist get a speeding ticket in ...

• Why did Jesus have to die for our sins? Why couldn't God just have been like "You're forgiven"?
• Why don't miracles happen now as often as they did back in the old days?
• If God sends non believers to Hell, what about the people that have never heard about Christianity and are happily worshiping their African Gods?
• Why did Jesus need a mother? Why didn't God make him like Adam and Eve?
• If Adam and Eve were the first two people, how did people get on different continents? Swim?
• Why was the forbidden fruit on the tree of knowledge? Does that mean God doesn't want us to be intelligent?

• I would only wear dresses for weeks after i saw the sound of music
• I cut my own hair behind a bookshelf
• The guy i liked threw a lego at me
• Climbed to the top of the rope in gym and won an award
• I wanted to change my name to amy, I had this fantasy that I would go back to my first grade teacher and she would say 'Caitlin is that you?' and I would go 'yeah, but my name's Amy now.' I thought I was hot shit
• I let this kid kevin win in chess because i felt bad for him
• If there was a tornado warning i would pack up all my stuff in a suitcase and sleep in the basement
• I spent almost every day at my neighbors
• My parents let me sit by a live tiger in home depot
• I would run up to my parents and bite the...

• Phone- Wilhelm Rontgen
  • R.I.P
• New iPhone- Little Foot
• Graphing calculator- Marco
• Silver iPod- Rick Astley
• Future Car- Ebony
  • Moby stole it and wanted to name her car Ivory so it's not funny anymore
  • Okeechobee

• Statistics
• My cat is a robot
• Everyone should respect other cultures
• It's okay to regret things
• Everything happens for a reason
• You must fail in order to succeed
• Intuition
• The week starts on a sunday
• 'O's are hugs, 'X's are kisses
• Everyone should have standards
• In silence
• In dating when you're younger