• logorrhea/ verbal diarrhea/ word vomit. I always get a visual picture of the words the person is saying coming out of their mouth. usually in Times New Roman font.
• Sesquipedalian. using long words. because it is a long word. to describe using them. there must be a word for that too...
• Absa-fuckin-lutely. Fan-freakin-tastic. basically, the insertion of other words into a word for emphasis. (by the way, the word for doing so it tmesis)
• Bass Akwards. Nuckin Futs. The switching of the beginning of words which lends itself nicely to the actual meaning of the words.

that's all for now.

I would be more than willing to bear the children of any of the following people, just so I could be part of the awesomeness.

• ratatat. both of them. the brilliance would be overwhelming.
• timbaland. beats man, beats.
• pharrell williams. he's just all over the place and it's all good.
• atmosphere. (slug to be specific)not necessarily super hot but his lyrics, style and delivery are so smooth and passionate i can't help but want him.
• the black keys. again, both of them. the baby making would hopefully happen while they were relatively clean shaven.

However short, something was learned...

• The Build Up- I need someone who loves life as much as I do.
• Mr. No Touching- I like Vodka Gimlets.
• Camera Dude- I really appreciate someone who has a strong/ dominant personality so I don't always end up in that role.
• The Irishman- I remembered that I really do enjoy sex!

The credit for these exposures goes to many people whom I thank with all of my heart for, without your dedication and lack of shame or common decency, this list would not be possible.

• The Fishbowl
• The Nest
• Steps of Rome
• Hallway of HSS building
• Naan 'n' Curry (the 24 hour one downtown)
• The Minestry
• Popscene
• 6 Flags Magic Mountain (The Batman ride to be specififc)
• Naan 'n' Curry (on Irving)
• Kyle's room
• Susan's room
• Pantea's room
• Clement street from the car in front of Genki

• ludacris "moneymaker": 'let me give you swimming lessons on the penis. back stroke, breast stroke, stroke of a genius.'
• bloc party "Sunday": 'I love you in the morning, when you're still hungover. I love you in the morning, when you're still strung out.'
• justin timberlake "my love" (t.i.'s rap): 'Call me candle guy, simply because I am on fire'
• nelly furtado "Promiscuous": 'Chivalry is dead but you're still kinda cute.'

• Ohmged. No. It's bad enough that you are saying an internet acronym which should only ever be typed (which I am sometimes guilty of myself so I'm not throwing stones about that...), you are trying to turn it into an actual word. No.
• Fresh. Sorry, the only things that should be decribed as "fresh" are usually edible. Or flowers. Not much else.
• These ones. "One" is not a word that can be made plural. (unless for some reason you have physical "ones" ie cut out of paper or whatnot.) It is one. No more, just one. You can say "these" or "that one," but never "these ones". Probably only bothers me because as a child my mom always corrected me when I said this. Don't worry, I won't actually correct you if you say it, I'll just be dying a little inside.

let me know if you can see a way in which i could market these for profit.

• decoupage.
• taking my socks off without using my hands.
• blowing bubbles off my tongue.
• cutting strawberries with a spoon.
• locking my keys in my car with the engine running. (seeing as this has happened multiple times (3) without me even trying, i think it is a skill by default)
• getting the hiccups. (mind you,NOT getting RID of them, just getting them.)

Please feel free to create interesting sentences using the words...

• 1/19/2007

yeasty \YEE-stee\, adjective:

+Of, pertaining to, or resembling yeast. +Not yet settled or formed; immature or incomplete. +Marked by agitation or change. +Frothy or trivial; frivolous. +Full of vitality; exuberant.

We are living in the time of the parenthesis, a great and yeasty time, he concluded. "Make uncertainty your friend." Bill Sweetman, "A yeasty time", Interavia Business & Technology, July 1, 2001

In that yeasty time in the mid-sixties when I went to work as a reporter in Paris, the world was about to pop. Raymond Sokolov, Why We Eat What We Eat

I see you bubbling all over the place -- you're yeasty, and I think it's grand! Joan Anderson, A Year by the Sea