- STOP WEARING BIRKENSTOCKS. OLD GERMAN TEACHERS WEAR THEM. JESUS CHRIST 
 
    - URGH AND I SAW A GIRL WEARING TIGHTS AS PANTS NO MY DEAR NO NO NO
      
        - IT WAS FUCKING ANGELA OF COURSE 
 
      
  
    - STOP WEARING THAT NEW HYBRID OF GLADIATOR SANDALS AND BIRKENSTOCKS. 
 
    - LADIES: LEGGINGS IS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT. YOUR ASS IS TOO BIG: STOP WEARING LEGGINGS 
 
    - STOP WEARING FLIP-FLOPS. THEY BELONG ON THE BEACH. 
 
    - ALSO STOP THE SWEATPANTS+SWEATSHIRT+FLIP-FLIPS COMBO 
 
    - URGH AND UGGS, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S RAINING SO YOU SEE ALL THESE GIRLS TRUDGING AROUND WITH WET UGGS AND IT MAKES THAT AWFUL SQUEAKY SOUND GODDAMNIT. SHIT. 
 
    - SHIT CUNT FAGGOT 
 
  
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