| attractive ⬩ mischievous ⬩ flirtatious ⬩ conceited ⬩ untrustworthy 𝔦. weasel personalities are closely related to badgers and skunks and are suave and disarmingly charming. with their quick minds and lithe physiques they might appear to be promising companions, but are notorious for the machiavellian streak that underscores their personalities.
𝔦𝔦. weasels will disguise their intelligence when they believe it to be in their best interest. natural liars, their earnest persuasions make it difficult to discern their true motives. they have no internal moral struggle with their behavior, since they believe that the end justifies the means – which is why weasels are natural politicians. oct 16 2024 ∞
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