• prince charming
• muscles
• poetic
• chauvinistic
• receding hair lines
• basement dwellers
• steals money from me
• uses the term "dome"
• sculpted abs
• sculpted arms
• sculptures
• zeus
• gamer
• illiterate
• recognizes and appreciates me for the prize that I am
• wants a pig (the literal animal) to play arts&crafts with
• hates kids
• hates the institution of marriage
• hates everything

• Andrew Bird
• Best Coast
• Broken Social Scene
• Girl Talk
• Jenny Lewis
• Land of Talk
• Loney, Dear
• Of Montreal
• Hellogoodbye
• The Mountain Goats
• The National
• Ben Kweller
• The Watson Twins
• Feist
• Paul Baribeau
• Bad Banana
• Andrew Jackson Jihad
• Nana Grizol
• Defiance Ohio
• Madeline Ava

• She is a fun play thing to play with
• She shelters the homeless i.e. me
• She watches movies and sleeps with me a few times a week
• She goes on man hunts with me
• She is friends with the aliens
• She hates sleep as much as I do
• She doesn't smoke pot
• She is going to camp outside of the Wonder Ballroom for days to see Ben Gibbard with me
• She does community service with me
• She goes to frat parties with me

• "You are a jewl, thanks!"
• "At least I got to hold a snake tonight."
• "The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history."
• "My crystal ball says: You will figure out what's best if you look inside your heart."
• "Yep cool locked myself out again life is good good good."
• "He doesn't control how you feel. And he doesn't represent what you're worth."
• "I had a 3 hour layover so I just took up a huge portion of the bench even though it's fucking busy and there isn't even room to sit down. I look so insane and am covered in powdered sugar from the puppy chow brooke made me for the journey. Also have a large medallion around my neck."
• "Holy mother fuckn shit. You a bad ass fu...

• Sensetive (Sensitive)
• Veriabity (Variability)
• Imposible (Impossible)
• Equelly (Equally)
• Chebychev's (Chebyshev's)
• Leaf & Steam Plot (Leaf & STEM Plot)
• Impossibl (Impossible)
• Widley (Widely)
• Veriable (Variable)

• Player Piano
• Franny & Zooey
• The Stranger
• Invisible Monsters
• Filth
• Trainspotting
• Everything Oscar Wilde (again)
• The Little Prince
• Slaughterhouse Five
• 1984

• P.S. Eliot
• The Ergs!
• Little Lungs
• When I Was 12
• Madeline Ava
• Neutral Milk Hotel
• Paul Baribeau
• The Mountain Goats
• Rilo
• Waxahatchee
• King Everything

the format

• SILK
• CATS THAT FEEL LIKE SILK
• IT FELT LIKE SILK
• SILK SHEETS
• SILK PAJAMAS
• SILK SOY MILK
• SILK SCARVES
• SILK DOLLS
• SILK
• SILK
• SILK
• SILK ROBES

• GOD REALLY
• lover not a fighter baby

• gone-benfolds
• people glued to the cell phone
• evolution of erin
• soo excited for my kafka-esque short story
• i need to learn to relax
• masochist: gratification gained from pain, deprivation, degradation, etc., inflicted or imposed on oneself, either as a result of one's own actions or the actions of others, esp. the tendency to seek this form of gratification.
• carl jung
• why is shuffle trying to torture me
• RAPHAEL HOUSE SOON YAY
• interesting discussion about mirrors today
• i am dumbstruck
• quit being a baby
• it would've been the first time
• gagaggagagagagaggagagaga