- The senior who is only taking this class to graduate
- the underclassman who is really into the subject which no one else really cares about
- the hipster who smells really bad and is very unfriendly
- the girl who texts a lot, gets yelled at by the teacher, but is then really sneaky about it
- the person who is really obviously stoned out of his/her mind
- the teacher, duh.
- the hot guy who girls are checking out
- the hot girl who everyone is checking out
- the person who is overly friendly and makes small talk with people about annoying small talk-y things like weather, the professor, bodily functions etc
- that super awkward person that everyone n...
may 18 2011 ∞
may 18 2011 +
- I sometimes pick my nose
- There are weeks where I don't wash my hair for four days at a time
- I eat really fast
- I still bite my nails
- Every sunday after a weekend of drinking I tell myself I will eat healthy from that day on. It usually lasts till wednesday. Then I repeat.
- It takes me 6 shots of any hard liquor to get me hobo drunk
- I don't know how to do trigonometry or fractions
- I've never seen the Matrix, and I never want to.
- I look at people in gym locker rooms. Not in a sexual way, in a judging way.
- I can eat a whole entire box of malomars by myself.
may 17 2011 ∞
may 17 2011 +
- At a funeral or wedding
- When receiving a diploma or award
- During a recital or performance
- Interrogation
- When being patted down by security at the air port
- During sex
- On a plane
- When meeting your boyfriend/girlfriends parents for the first time
- On the 5th floor of the library
- In an elevator
nov 17 2010 ∞
nov 17 2010 +
- You were too busy being anorexic or bulimic
- you were too busy eating
- Too much homework
- You pulled a muscle in your elbow
- You already played 4 and 1/2 hours of video games today
- You actually went to gym class for once and decided it was a good workout
- You actually got laid for once and decided it was a good workout
- You don't have a ride
- You're allergic to sweat
- Admit it, you're a lazy motherfucker
nov 13 2010 ∞
nov 13 2010 +
- Sesame street
- really really dirty rap
- not listening
- long showers
- drinking at inappropriate times
- shitty reality TV shows like "Made" on MTV
- Kesha
- taking pictures of myself
- the American Pie sequels
- jello
nov 11 2010 ∞
nov 13 2010 +
- Any kind of salad
- Stringy pasta like spaghetti
- large sandwiches
- chicken wings, ribs and lobster
- really really spicy food
- anything with garlic
- the most expensive thing on the menu
- the least expensive thing on the menu
- anything that is served on the kids menu
- only margaritas
nov 11 2010 ∞
nov 13 2010 +
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- People will forget how to open the door and go outside
- Cars will become obselete because people dont have to leave their houses
- school will be virtual
- therefore clothes will be virtual, so everyone will be naked
- travel will be something for crazy old people
- an orgasm will be something you can order online
- American english will be lost to 'how ppl tlk online nd stuff lol'
- and everyone will totes speak in abbreviations
- all music and media will be free (I guess that's not so bad)
- everyone will get obese from never leaving the couch
- humans will evolve to have laptops and macbooks infused to their laps.
may 18 2011 ∞
may 18 2011 +
- Pick a cause, any cause, and dedicate all of your creative energy to it, but don't actually be practical about it
- Grow a beard (be a lazy unhygenic bum)
- drink 8 cups of coffee a day
- Be extremely vague when explaining your art
- Whenever you get in a fight with someone, blame it on creative differences
- look down on others for not understanding your work and the works of those you admire
- Talk out of your ass about works you admire to people who don't give a shit
- never take art classes
- Be poor or unemployed or both
- Be misunderstood
may 18 2011 ∞
may 18 2011 +
- Your ex who you sometimes still sleep with
- Your ex best friend who is dating someone you also dated
- Your high school math teacher
- The kid who goes to your college from your town who you didn't offer a ride home
- Your ex boss
- Your friends with benefits who wanted to be more than friends
- People from high school that you hung out with but didn't necessarily like
- Your mother
- Your mother's new boyfriend
- The person you puked on at a party last year
nov 17 2010 ∞
nov 17 2010 +
- Laundry
- Have a spontaneous dance party
- Have a spontaneous air guitar jam
- Walk briskly across campus and back in less than 15 minutes
- Procrastinate
- Attempt to do homework
- Procrastinate some more by making more lists
- Eat too much and then regret it
- Then complain about how fat I feel to my friends
- More laundry
nov 13 2010 ∞
nov 13 2010 +
- Occupy both beds
- Insist on keeping the light on all the time because you're scared of the dark
- Eat all of their nutella, easy mac and oreos
- Never showering
- Use their shampoo, clothes and towels because you forgot to bring your own
- Repeatedly lock them out on purpose
- Occupy both desks, dressers and closets
- Rob them
- Repeatedly sexile them (even though you don't have anyone to sexile them with...)
- Refuse to use the bathroom like a normal person and pee in their shoes
nov 12 2010 ∞
nov 13 2010 +
- Work for Saturday Night Live
- go streaking
- cut my hair really really short
- drive across america
- go bungy jumping (again)
- go skydiving
- eat bacon
- make a feature film
- be on television
- be a bartender
nov 11 2010 ∞
nov 12 2010 +
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- make lists
- make lists of your lists
- look in the mirror until you don't recognize yourself
- name each of your fingers, make then fight each other
- eat your feelings
- eat your boredom
- pluck your eyebrows and any other unnecessary body hair
- read the dictionary
- go on facebook for 7 hours (they'll go by quick, i promise)
- while you're there, make a facebook profile for your dog or each of your fingers that you have previously named.
- measure shit
- jack off
may 18 2011 ∞
may 18 2011 +
- Do you have any STDs?
- Are you into giving massages?
- What are your feelings about star wars?
- Do you have a Netflix account?
- Do you own a car?
- What do you think about atheism?
- Are you a virgin?
- How do you feel about role play?
- You know that girls actually do poop right?
- Will you marry me?
nov 17 2010 ∞
nov 17 2010 +
- Fear of toes
- Fear of toll booths
- Fear of midgets
- Fear of people wearing orange
- Fear of librarians
- Fear of swallowing
- Fear of the number 12
- Fear of ice cream trucks
- Fear of being close to the ground
- Fear of the daylight
nov 15 2010 ∞
nov 15 2010 +
- How to get rich quick
- How to be a hipster
- How to be a bro
- How to have no friends (see how to be a bro/hipster)
- Things you didn't know about women
- Best reasons for faking your own death
- Worst things you can do to your room mate
- Strange phobias
- Worst summer jobs
- Most offensive gifts
- Classes that sounded amazing in college that you never actually got to take
- Excuses for not going to the gym
- Best questions to ask on dates
- Worst questions to ask on dates
- Worst times to let one rip
nov 11 2010 ∞
nov 17 2010 +
- you woke up drunk and/or high
- you were paralyzed all day long (due to weed brownie consumption)
- you had to go home because your dog is getting surgery
- you had to go home because you are getting surgery
- "feminine problems" (i.e. cramps, cravings and overall bitchiness)
- "masculine problems" (see feminine problems)
- you forgot
- On your way to class you got distracted by a UFO sighting
- you had a strange creative urge to do some naked finger painting in your room
- you lost track of the time watching Seinfeld re-runs
nov 11 2010 ∞
nov 13 2010 +
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