• silicon fingers
• times tables
• old ghost
• einstein
• puppet
• pirates
• the girl that i'm in love with
• baked bean bagel
• stink stank stunk
• that girl again
• callaway gardens is gay
• plane ticket
• mammy nuns
• in the end it's still me
• me

• if i go to sleep now then when i wake up i will be even closer to california
• i feel like i've been lied to about pluto for all of these years
• she dances perfectly
• i think i'm going to wear flip flops on the plane so they don't take off my shoes
• first kiss
• no pissing contest
• cooking breakfast for everyone
• looking at her eyes looking at my eyes looking back at hers

• it means that we don't even live in the same state
• we certainly don't live in the same time zone
• when i wake up for work it is only 2:30 where she is
• when she works late i'm in bed
• beyond that, i am completely happy

• yuck, this water is too wet.
• look! that short kid is jumping rope with no legs!
• trick or treat!
• wow, the air looks nice today.
• what's the difference between yesterday and boxes?
• he looks like an old man wearing boy shorts.
• jewelry!
• you are like a corn field. you are a-maze-ing.
• i'm getting old. i need some insect spray for these time flys.

• labor day
• flying
• babs
• buster
• chezborger
• note
• pier
• porch
• kibble
• snaps
• own
• halloween
• cupcake war
• smiles
• jack
• trifecta
• kayden
• lijia
• obiviousness
• big time

• a smaller version of james the giraffe
• maybe a group of james the giraffe paintings
• i want to paint a huge ball
• maybe try painting a portrait rather than using charcoal
• geraldo rivera's house
• the side of a train
• not my nails
• something that will sell on etsy
• something that i will never sell because i like it too much

• do these color tabs coordinate with a mood ring? can you change a mood with color?
• have i upset some people? are they not talking to me because of something i've said or done?
• my side is hurting. is it another stone?
• should i get brave and ask for something for pain?
• if a chicken hatches and no one is around to see it did it really hatch?
• what stinks?
• what will be the next question i will ask?
• will my paintings go on forever?
• when will i have ac in my truck?
• how are babies made?
• does anyone want seconds?

• grow my hair out
• wait until fall is here
• not having a garage sale
• painting something
• going to work
• get my medicine
• go to 6 or 7 thrift stores in one day
• cut the stupid grass with a stupid mower
• saying that's it
• that's it.

• meet that girl
• get my hair colored and cut by that girl
• in n out burger
• the westcott house for some really good food and to meet a bunch of cool people
• mexico for tacos
• watch some home videos
• meet crystal
• go to museum for warhol exhibit. big time cool
• see some really cool orchids
• eat some cake from extraordinary deserts
• hollywood
• beverly hills
• the spaghetti factory
• stand where famous people stood and put their hands
• sit on the big concrete couch in front of the big hollywood sign
• dance in the car
• go to whole foods

• crest
• floss
• water pick
• mouf brush
• clothes
• chewing gum
• shoes
• harmonica
• snakes
• medicines
• belt
• good looks
• charm
• wit
• eyeballs
• deodorant
• flip flops
• strawberry sunshine painting?
• stupid cheapo ipod
• phone charger
• wallet

• i had to drive the beast to work with no air conditioning
• the building i was working in had no air conditioning
• everybody was smoking and it made me want to smoke so much but i didn't
• i had to set some cabinets on a screwed up wall
• i lost all motivation
• william was being a bitch
• william's breath stunk like a dead squirrel
• i was shaking
• i was thirsty
• i was being a little bitch

• entertainment
• they make me feel important
• they make me laugh
• some will wear a facial mask with me
• we can talk about anything
• i can't quit laughing
• my friends are funny as crap
• some of my friends have kids and i can see what to do and what not to do
• they teach me or help me realize things about myself
• they are great on a sandwich with some cheese
• i can bet them a bunch of money on something and not pay
• my friends dance well
• you can talk to them on the phone while you are eating and they don't care
• i can ask if they want to help with some yardwork and they just say hell no
• if they are all jumping off of a bridge i...

• flying cars
• air rage
• vrazoom
• james
• type
• skeet skeet
• taco mac
• leg shaking
• hippo
• taste
• lancelot
• trophy wife
• hurdles
• dogs
• spelling bee champ in 2036
• outdoors
• color
• blind
• dark
• whoops
• numb

• make a list
• dustin making a loud noise before closing the bathroom door
• bananaths
• the moves
• pain and things that relieve it
• lynching -vs- hanging
• photobucket
• dad being cool
• lesley being cool
• dustin being cool
• josh being cool
• mom wearing a cute skirt
• ronnie asking if we were referring to him when we called big guy
• drugs make people violent or nonviolent
• lesley putting on one sock because that foot was cold
• dustin drawing a person holding an umbrella
• drinking a bunch of beer

• his breath stinks
• rather than brushing his teeth he runs his toothbrush under the water trying to fake us out. 10 seconds max.
• he says gas-x a bunch
• he wants to get it on with oprah
• he eats candy to 'make his breath smell better'
• he sleeps 18 hours a day
• he doesn't change his underwear every time he takes a shower
• he walks like a dinosaur or robot
• he drinks 4 dr. peppers a day
• he talks about his girlfriend that he had 20 years ago
• he asks about his boots. he doesn't own a pair of boots.
• he steals easter egg candles from kroger
• he drives dad nuts
• he offers to get you more water when your glass is full

• how much does it cost
• winter
• i love that girl
• pods
• road trip
• packing like crazy
• moments
• laughing over her laughing over me
• but first...october
• halloweenie
• her meeting my peeps
• showing her the town
• fuck yeah the olympics were here
• meeting family
• falling in love again
• of course i can be mushy, it's my list
• memories

• listen to the beatles over and over again
• hang out with lesley
• i want to call alison but i don't want to bug her while she is moving and i'm not sure what we will talk about
• i would love to be in california right now hanging out with my berta cakes. coo coo ca choo
• i want to never let this feeling go
• smilingatshoes: i'm playing the beatles and ronnie is rocking out

smilingatshoes: he says a couple words here and there

• maybe i could ride my bike
• not have a garage sale
• go to a thrift store
• buy some t-shirts
• buy some new shoes
• ooh, eat some salt water taffy that i jus...

• i was able to talk to berta on the ride in to work
• all of the guys shook my hand and said, 'welcome back'
• i was able to use some muscles that i haven't used in a while lifting those heavy cabinets and putting them on the wall
• i feel like i accomplished something
• we had a chance to watch most of brokeback mountain. jk.
• i was able to listen to my blind melon cd that i thought i lost
• i talked to berta for some motivation at lunch
• i talked to dad for more motivation a little after lunch
• i made some money to take on my trip

• it makes me cough from not smoking
• i will probably chew nicotine gum so much that my teeth will become flat
• good thing teeth are strong
• that last thing was not about smoking and neither is this
• i try to find something to do with myself
• i feel like chewing on things
• i can smell them when i'm in the car
• they are around me at the house
• i could walk to the kitchen right now and smoke one but i'm not
• i'm tired of cigarettes
• i don't stink anymore
• i'm having fun fighting this
• i like challenges
• PHYSICAL CHALLENGE
• double dare?
• they are way too expensive. on average i spend $2,600.00 a year on cigarettes.

• they are easy for me to get
• they feel amazing
• they make me itch
• boy do i love the itch
• they take away the pain
• they make me think i'm funnier
• they tell me lies
• they are easy to take
• they don't give you a hangover
• they are great in a bowl with milk and you can eat all of them with a spoon
• you can get them throught the mail
• they are not heroin or crack
• honestly, i'm trying to get away from them and it is not easy. probably because i'm addicted. maybe.

• he sat on a 2 foot ladder
• he said, "is this boot camp?"
• i turned on the clippers and he said, "oh shit, this is bootcamp"
• his head was really greasy
• i shaved his head with a number 6 guard
• i shaved his beard with a number 3 guard
• i cleaned up and straightened his beard and i cut him
• he didn't shut up about it
• he kept pushing the clippers away with his pinky finger
• he asked me if i was out for blood
• he told me that i needed to get the hairdryer out to blow the hair off of the deck
• i'm itchy, i'm itchy
• could you tape all of this hair that's on the ground to my bald spot?
• "oprah is going to love it"
• "nah, i'm too white for oprah"

• being around a big group of people that i don't know
• feeling overwhelmed at work
• not being a good friend
• trying my hardest to do something and failing
• being higher than ten feet in the air
• guns and everything about them. i could probably make a list.
• painting something and it turns out bad
• having less than a quarter tank of gas
• being me right now
• my breathing pattern changing
• being forced to do something i don't want to do
• my brain thinking way to far ahead
• grocery stores
• this computer right now