PEOPLE WHO WALK SLOW

• i swear to God that EVERYTIME i'm in Target or Payless or, to be honest, really ANY grocery-esque store there is ALWAYS some asshole walking -45mph. and it wouldn't be so bad if these people casually strolled to EITHER side of the aisle, but NO, they somehow maneuver in a way that takes up the entire aisle -- and if they aren't doing it by emplying some sort of airforce zigzag pattern style walking (as if they are well aware you are trying to pass them), they are doing it by sheer size.

INDECISIVE PEOPLE

• i'm not talking about life or death matters. i'm talking about things like toothpaste or shampoo or something else equally unimportant. my aunt will spend about 15 minutes staring at the different types...