• Ride on the back of an Elephant
• Eat a baguette in Paris
• ✔ Ride a donkey up a hill in Greece
• Graffiti
• Whistle
• Reenact the ring-engraving scene from Breakfast at Tiffany’s. At Tiffany’s.
• Wear the pants
• Call someone from a red telephone booth
• Roll a house
• Cascade juggle three balls
• Wear Jimmy Choo shoes
• Ride in a hot air balloon
• Graduate from college
• Plant bluebells outside my own house
• Snorkel in the Great Barrier Reef
• ✔ Stay awake for 24 straight hours doing nothing except things I have never done before
• Own my own coffee mugs, collected over time, unmatched.

• Been deaf
• Had a hampster that you can prove ACTUALLY ran away
• Auditioned for a commercial
• Been in a commercial
• Had constant telepathic powers with your mother
• Swam with stingrays
• Started a jaywalking club
• Bought a hat in Chinatown
• Met Angela Lansbury
• Heard James Earl Jone's voice in person. In real life. And melted at the thought that his baritone is his real voice
• Seen the Parthenon
• Frolicked in the Ancient Olympic Stadium
• Jaywalked in Sicily
• Bought from a Turkish street vendor
• Drank Turkish apple tea. In Turkey.
• Breathed in the Great Theatre by Ephesus
• Smelled the Coliseum and fell in love wit...

NOVELS

• Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
• The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon
• A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
• The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
• The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
• Maybe by Brent Runyan
• A Mango-Shaped Space by Wendy Mass
• Flipped by Wendelin Van Draanen
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Steven Chbosky
• The Giver by Louis Lowry
• Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
• The Woman Who Wouldn't by Gene Wilder

SERIES

• A Great and Terrible Beauty by Libba Bray
• Post Secret by Frank Warren
• A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony ...

• Elephants

• Acting
• Cranergy
• Speaking. Especially on the phone, for hours.
• Yearbook
• Painting
• Mothering
• Tennis
• Jason Mraz.

• Ran Away
  • Teddy the Hampster
• Ate Too Much of The Carpet Behind The Piano Which Led to Our Executive Decision to Give Away
  • Velvet the Bunny
• Peed on My Dad's Head While He Was Doing Pushups Which Led to Our Executive Decision to Give Away
  • Picasso the Devil Dog
• Lived For Eight Years When (S)he Was Suppposed to Live for 2
  • Diosa/ Angel/ Violet/ Belle/ The Unnamed Fish Fish
• Ones We Bought in Florida And Discovered They Were Illegal in Our State So We Threw Them in Our Subdivision's Lake and Ran ...

• Dancing
• Singing.
• Leaving a positive impression.
• Channeling precisely what I am thinking into words.
• Loving.

• Ilikethesmellofbooks.
• elephant earrings.
• collecting club and society pins for graduation.
• lists.
• photographs.
• polaroid cameras.
• old people.
• friend crushes.
• jigsaw puzzles.
• rain.
• drinking the rain.
• jaywalking.
• panoramas.
• homemade ice cream.
• museums.
• pierogies.
• time.
• purple pens.
• spinning in circles until your fingers get all tingly.

• ✔ A Spot of Bother by Mark Haddon
• ✔ Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontё
• ✔ One of Those Hideous Books Where the Mother Dies by Sonya Sones
• ✔ Amazing Grace by Megan Shull
• ✔ The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
• ✔ Lord of the Flies by William Golding
• ✔ The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles by Julie Andrews
• ✔ The Loved One by Evelyn Waugh
• ✔ De Profundis by Oscar Wilde
• ✔ The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
• ✔ Mountain Man Dance Moves: The McSweeney’s Book of Lists
• Life of Pi by Yann Martel
• 1984 by George Orwell
• Candide by Voltaire
• ✔ Paper Towns by John Green
• ✔ Tales and Poems of Edgar Allen Poe
• The Diary of Anne Frank
• MacB by The Bard Himself

Part 1 (Very)

• Murder on the Run
• Oliver Twist
• Aesop's Fables
• Cinderella
• The Complete Works of William Shakespeare Abridged
• Free to be You and Me
• Tartuffe
• Vital Signs
• The Matchmaker
• The Man Who Came to Dinner
• Black Comedy
• Jake's Women
• On Edge
• Krishna Hari

Part 2 (Not Very)

• Dinner Theatre 3
• Camelot
• Dinner Theatre 4