• has driver's license
  • US adults: 91%
• HSV (herpes simplex virus 1 and 2)
  • worldwide: 90%
  • US population: 59.7%
• right-handed
  • worldwide: ~90%
• literacy
  • worldwide: 87%
  • US adults: 79%
  • men: 90%
  • women: 82.7%
• owns a cell phone
  • worldwide: 86%
  • US adults: 97%
• heterosexual

this is not an f/o list i don't selfship or yumeship or whatever. i have nothing against anyone who does but i am just gay from afar. i do not think i would survive a committed relationship with most of these people. if a character who is "canonically male" is on this list i am almost certainly referring to their transfem counterpart lol

• beatrice (umineko)
• undyne (undertale)
• korra (the legend of korra)
• charlie (don't starve)
• akira "joker" kurusu (persona 5)
• june egbert (homestuck)
• dove strider (homestuck)
• polaris p. polanski (danganronpa)
• haley (stardew valley)
• mai tsurugi (your turn to die)

from wikipedia: "Convergent evolution is the independent evolution of similar features in species of different periods or epochs in time. Convergent evolution creates analogous structures that have similar form or function but were not present in the last common ancestor of those groups."

• the independent development of flight in birds, mammals (bats), and insects
• carcinization - crustaceans which are not crabs evolving into the form of a crab, happens often enough that this unique name was coined for it
• peregrine falcons, despite also being birds of prey and sharing similar characteristics with hawks and eagles, are much more closely related to parrots
• the independent development of gliding in flying squirrels and sugar gliders
• the independent development of stingers i...

────crucial components that show up in the majority of cases, any given character high on the list should check off most if not all of these. the closer they are to the top, the more important they are; if a character blatantly doesn't meet the first few points they're incredibly unlikely to be relatable

• exemplifies the teenage condition, even if they are an adult. if they are an adult then being a manchild or otherwise immature in some way is probably a pretty big part of their character
• fundamentally a pretty big loser/failure and often compensator, no matter how "cool" they MIGHT seem; some are pretty straightforwardly loserish, while others attempt to mask this and might even succeed on a surface level, but at the end of the day they catch L after L after L and are often defined by a certain major failure o...

work in progress

2018

• homestuck - jul

2019

2020

2021

2022

• puella magi madoka magica

2023

• zero escape 999

2024

• umineko when they cry
• alien stage - oct
• devilman crybaby - nov
• devilman - nov
• project: eden's garden - dec

2025

• bird's nests
• wasp nests
• cicada shells
• cool dead bugs (so far i have a mature cicada, a failed-molt cicada, a giant black beetle, various smaller iridescent beetles)
• cool feathers
• snapple caps (the ones with the facts on them)
• calico critters/sylvanian families

this is exclusively digital, obviously, but i also like to collect and sort transparent item PNGs and even images! my pinterest and postimage pages are examples of this ^_^

──── likes! loves, even! 👍👍

• candy
  • marshmallows, milk duds, swedish fish, sour patch kids, gummy bears and gummy worms, (sweet) dark chocolate, milk chocolate...
• ice cream
  • mint chip, chocolate (especially with chocolate chips or chocolate sprinkles), coffee, cookies and cream, cotton candy (with rainbow sprinkles!)
• strawberries, strawberry cake, strawberry stuff in general... obviously 😅
• collecting things, cool trinkets, tiny objects
• cats! dogs too, i am very much a cat person who also loves dogs

• "don't worry, madoka. if she tries to do anything, i'll punch her lights out!"
• "i guess we're just idiots. blissfully ignorant idiots. having a wish you'd trade your life for shouldn't be all that uncommon. i'm sure a lot of people in the world have a wish like that. so if we can't think of anything, then it must mean we haven't faced much misfortune. living such a sheltered life has made us ignorant. but why us... of all people? don't you think it's unfair? i'm sure there are other people who'd give anything for a chance like this."
• "hey, mami-san, does your wish have to be for yourself? like hypothetically... hypothetically, all right? say there was someone worse off than me. could i use my wish for them?"
• "why did it have to be kyosuke? my fingers work perfectly, but what good are they? why couldn't it have been me instead of ...

• absent
  • showing that someone is not paying attention to what is being said or done.
• absentminded
  • having or showing a habitually forgetful or inattentive disposition.
• abstracted
  • showing a lack of concentration on what is happening around one.
• accommodating
  • willing to fit in with someone's wishes or needs.
• aloof
  • not friendly or forthcoming; cool and distant.
• amenable