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  • Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  • At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
  • Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
  • When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
  • Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
  • Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
  • Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
  • how do the skittle company people know what a rainbow tastes like?
  • Can you cry under water?
  • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
nov 16 2010 ∞
nov 16 2010 +
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  • mobile - although normally in back pocket
  • tobacco - think it gets took by my wee bro
  • money - again Adam
  • socks
  • keys
  • clothes i buy
  • lighter - my granny takes em
nov 9 2010 ∞
nov 9 2010 +
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GOD there so many!

  • being on trampoline wit lex full.
  • drinking under subway, police came up.
  • getting hammered an not even being able to walk. still av da scars.
  • Northwest 2010 wasnt good lol
  • karaoke in blackthorn (watchin lex sing)
  • mad house partys
  • slabbering to my mum an sis 4 no reason
  • trying get in 2 work 4 kebab.
  • good times in nite clubs.
  • arguing wit da skank
  • getting drink in my eyes u actually go blind!
nov 9 2010 ∞
nov 9 2010 +
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  • the only drama was wen some1 stole ur crayons.
  • a different bf everyday
  • birthday party's
  • spending all day climbing trees
  • could eat anything an not get fat
  • was so innocent
  • the holidays in a caravan
  • collectin frogs
nov 9 2010 ∞
nov 9 2010 +
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  • Orlando Bloom - in pirates of the caribbean.
  • Johnny Depp - again in pirates
  • Ricky Whittle
  • Josh Holloway
  • Heath Ledger
  • Vin Diesel
  • Colin Farrell
nov 16 2010 ∞
nov 16 2010 +
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  • Alan Carr
  • Micheal McIntyre
  • Jimmy Carr
  • Jack Dee
  • Omid Djalili
  • Jo Brand
  • Dawn French
  • Dara Ó Briain
  • Joan Rivers
  • Jennifer Saunders

Cant stand Lee Fuckin Evans

nov 9 2010 ∞
nov 9 2010 +
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  • If u do somethin 2 annoy me i can b a bitch!
  • I can give out good advice to m8s but cant apply it 2 myself!
  • love 2 drink and party
  • There no 2nd chance wen comes to guys.
  • I will b truthful an honest
  • I believe in Karma
  • I can say things i dont mean 2 offend u.
nov 9 2010 ∞
nov 9 2010 +
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  • Slow Comfortable Screw
  • sex on da beach
  • white Russian
  • B52
  • baby guiness
  • dry martini
  • fat frog
  • slippery nipple
  • cheeky monkey
nov 9 2010 ∞
nov 9 2010 +
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  • Madam Lee - fortune teller
  • steak nite at spoons
  • zumba classes
  • visiting b&m bargins
  • goin 2 Belfast
nov 16 2010 ∞
nov 16 2010 +
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  • Chinese symbol for dragon on my stomach - da year i was born.
  • rose an heart on wrist - i liked design
  • rose an thorns on my lower back - love roses
  • cross on my neck wit diamond in it - love da design.

will b gettin few more if lex ever designs me some.

nov 9 2010 ∞
nov 9 2010 +
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  • simpsons
  • antique roadshow
  • last of summer wine
  • zap
  • dr quinn
  • blind date
nov 9 2010 ∞
nov 9 2010 +