• Andreas Wiig
• April Tuna
• Ben Clark, MD
• Bran-a-don
• Chad the Creep
• ChrisPup
• Dan Dan MexiDan
• Danaughty
• DaneTime
• FastFreddy
• GraemeBo
• Hollie Hollie Hotpants
• Jen the Snot
• Kasey Kurtz the Hotness
• Kelly (hottie)
• Michael McDermot
• Rookus
• Steve Esteban Hotpants III
• WELSH!!!

• whistling
• popcorn
• John Cusack
• nuisance barkers
• doolies who park downtown
• little kids putting their feet on me under tables
• thumping bass out of context
• ear abscesses (eew)
• 87% of the things my roommate does

• "Why you being a dickhead for?/

Stop being a dickhead" - Kate Nash

• "I took my sister down to the ocean/

but the ocean made me feel stupid" - Jens Lekman

• "Now come on everybody, let's make cocaine cool/We need a few more half naked women up in the pool" - Lupe Fiasco
• "In the midnight I was mistaken/I wasn't fakin'/On my quest to love you less" - Langhorne Slim

• schadenfreude
• empty boxes
• cooking
• finding "seafood mix" @ Safeway
• getting processed film back
• buying Juxtapoz
• internet comments