• Salsa
• Drinking water (not as a direct result of all the salsa)
• Six Foot Seven Foot by Lil Wayne
• Dump The Clip by Army of the Pharaohs
• Eating yogurt (strawberry, peach)
• Blue Valentine
  • And borne from that obsession, You and Me by Penny & The Quarters
• My new glasses!
• I'm on another one of my big Kala kicks

Male:

• Roman
• Lucas
• Leon
• Dexter
• Clark
• Lennox
• Vincent
• Victor

Female:

• Marion
• Ingrid
• Claire
• Zelda
• Ruby
• Stella
• Alice

No one will ever forget my fucking child's name

Stolen from Cathy, who stole it from Astrid!

Due to recent developments, there's been a change of attire! DON DRAPER of Mad Men

• ✔ Quality black suit jacket
• Black skinny tie
• ✔ White dress shirt
• ✔ Dress pants
• ✔ Quality dress shoes
• ✔ Trick cigarettes
• ✔ Highball glass
• ✔ Scotch
• Tie clip?
• ✔ One of those napkins that goes in the breast pocket

• "Monster" by Kanye West, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, Jay-Z and Justin Vernon
• Playing through Marvel Nemesis again
• Getting actually excited for school
• "Heroes" by David Bowie
• Maybe starting to dress well?
  • Instead of like a hipster-meth-fiend
• Six Feet Under
• Machete
• Unconditionally loving Kanye
• Contempt for everything while I'm at school
• David Allen
• "Home" by Glasser
• Coming up with ideas for my independent study with James Lombard

• Sleepyhead (Passion Pit at House of Blues)
• Crystal Ball (Keane at Pavilion)
• You Really Got A Hold On Me (She & Him at House of Blues)
• At Least I'm Not As Sad As I Used To Be - into Rocket Man (Fun. at Northeastern University)
• French Song (Magic Magic at House Of Blues)
• Gideon (My Morning Jacket at Jazz and Heritage Festival in New Orleans)
• Sprawl II, Wake Up (Arcade Fire at Pavilion)
• Kids, Crown on the Ground (Sleigh Bells at the Orpheum)
• Yeah, All My Friends (LCD Soundsystem at the Orpheum)
• Daylight (Matt & Kim at House of Blues)

• Get exercising again
  • Twenty push-ups
  • Fifty crunches
  • Punching bag
  • Lift weights
    • Procure weights
• Read books
  • The Awakening
  • Things Fall Apart
  • The Picture of Dorian Gray
  • 1984
  • Lord of the Flies
  • The Kite Runner
  • Frankenstein
  • The Alchemist (if time permits)
• Write essays for each book
• Complete psych work
• Write first draft of Christmas Carol play...

• Being done with AP Exams
  • Essentially being done with school
• "Exit Through the Gift Shop"
• "Kiss With A Fist" by Florence and the Machine
• "Community"
• Getting back outside
• Getting myself more closely knit with my friends

• When told we would be performing the play 'Black Comedy': "It's not about Negroes, is it?" -Grandpa
• "[The N Word]" -Grandma
• "You see the bimbo that Tiger Woods was with? I hate bitches." -Grandpa
• "Ah, shit!" -Grandma, when dropping a dish
• On Sexting: "Kids today should be sending pictures of themselves naked to anybody who asks!" -Begun by Grandpa, finished by Grandma
• On Dating, to Eva: "No one will buy the cow if they can get the milk for free." -Grandma

• I can't wait to see what songs will be designated as the "Songs of Summer", those which possess the magical talent to instantly transport me in a listen to mid-June to late-August (i.e., "Home" for summer '09, "Manifest Destiny" for summer '08)
• The feeling of waking up at ten, knowing that there are a good fourteen hours for you to do absolutely anything
• I'll be able to drive (hopefully)
• Eva/all other college students will be home
• I curiously love waking up to an empty house, it makes me feel like I own the place
• Fires, whether it be fire pits, bonfires, what have you
• Seeing movies in the theater with Nick
• I'd like to do a show... (sentimental attachment to Danvers Art Association)
• Being irresponsible with Brendan and Pat ...

These are all true quotes.

• "Yo dood, you 69 Maeve?"

"Yaaah dood, you?" "Yuuup. WHAT!? AHH"

• "So I was fuckin' him up the asshole, right, and I reach around to jerk 'im off and he's got a fuckin' hahd-on! I'm just like, 'What ah you, a fuckin' homo or some shit?' "
• "Nah, I just came in her eye to get back at her, then I thought we were even."
• "I don't know, I think ram's blood would be a fine substitute, you couldn't even tell unless you were looking for it."
• "I mean, he was really hot and whatever, but God, it curved so much to the left, sort of like a crook in it. It was awful, it was like a boomerang."

DHS is an excellent school.

• Thomas
• Tiffany
• Ronald
• Julie
• Jeffrey
• Matthew
• John
  • "Jay"

• ✔ The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
• ✔ The Glass Castle
• ✔ This Boy's Life
• ✔ Their Eyes Were Watching God
• ✔ Slaughterhouse-Five
• ✔ A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius (millionth time)
• ✔ A Confederacy of Dunces
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again

• America
  • Seattle, WA
  • The French Quarter of New Orleans
  • Portland, OR
  • San Francisco, CA
  • New York City, NY
  • Boston, MA
  • Anchorage, Alaska (during summer)
• Earth
  • Montreal, Canada
  • Vienna, Austria
  • London, England
  • I would say Tokyo, but it's filled with Asians. It's a pretty big conundrum.
  • New Delhi, India
  • New Zealand

• Keira Knightley
• Malin Akerman
• Emma Roberts
• Kristen Stewart
• Taylor Momsen
• Formerly Ellen Page, Now Kat Dennings
• Deborah Ann Woll
• Anna Paquin (True Blood, not X-Men)
• Christina Hendricks
• Dames Judi Dench and Helen Mirren (only both, not either)
• Tina Fey, somehow

• When wearing glasses, I look "interesting"
• Something called a "defined cheek bone"
• Girls look at me
• My Mother has said so
• When I wink at people they just smile, as if they're looking at a baby animal
• Rationalization

• Still and always tumblring
• Oscar fever
• Old soul music:
  • Still You and Me
  • Please Mr. Postman by the Marvellettes
  • Sincerely by the McGuire Sisters
• Hating myself for loving Glee
• Hating John Milton and his big fat stupid face
• Imagining what network TV shows would be like on premium cable - how they'd make use of cursing and nudity

• Hanukkah
  • Telling people how awesome Hanukkah is
• All Day by Girl Talk
• Drinking Sprite
• Dramafest being a thing again
• Tumblr
• My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
• Hipster Hitler
• Watching episodes of 30 Rock that aired so long ago that I've forgotten all the jokes and are hilarious again
• Having finally realized that Merriweather Post Pavilion is the perfect writing CD
• Being pumped about doing laundry and then putting on my clothes while they're still warm
• I Wish It Was Christmas Today by Julian Casablancas
• Stalking upon other peoples' Tumblrs
• Black Swan

• Getting excited for Thanksgiving!
• "Sidewalks" by Matt & Kim
• "Take One For The Team" by Kanye, Pusha T, Cyhi the Prince and Keri Hilson
• 8tracks.com
• In Treatment
• Wearing my gigantic SouthPole rapper jacket again
• Relaxing: done with work at RNHS, done with college applications!
• This bizarre new 'friendship' feature of Facebook, which has brought my stalking to a heretofore unimagined new level
• "Didn't You" by Cloud Nothings
• "Cut The Rope" game for iPod touch
• Collegiate fantasies
• Watching the trailer for Blue Valentine way too many times

• Beowulf: Every time Beowulf is referred to by something other than his name, wassail
• The Great Gatsby: Every time a character in the book is drunk, become drunk
• The Scarlet Letter: Every time Hawthorne uses the word "ignominy", take a shot
• The Catcher in the Rye: Every time the entirety of humanity is awful, get drunk and cry
• Lolita: Every time you find yourself squinching up your face and saying "eww...", take a shot
• 1984: Every time you happen upon something in the novel that is now real, take a shot of victory gin
• The Picture of Dorian Gray: Every time Dorian gets high on opium, take a shot of laudanum
• Frankenstein: Every time a lynch mob assembles, take a drink

• Paul Thomas Anderson (earned from Magnolia, Hard Eight, Boogie Nights, and There Will be Blood)
• Martin Scorsese (Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, the Aviator, the Departed)
• The Coen Brothers (Fargo, A Serious Man, O Brother Where Art Thou, Burn After Reading)
• Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Inglourious Basterds)
• Christopher Nolan (Memento, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Inception)
• David Fincher (Se7en, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Fight Club)
• Darren Aronofsky (Pi, Requiem For A Dream, The Wrestler)
• Those Pixar motherfuckers (The Incredibles, Up, Toy Story 3, Wall-E)

• Cowboy hat
• Hamburger
• Smiling face
• Frowning face
• Pokeball
• Flower
• Butterfly
• Huge phallus

• Warm weather
• Rebecca Nurse Homestead
• Sleigh Bells
• "Boogie Nights"
• "Metropolis"
• Making sure everyone is aware of how much I love them
• Not caring about things that don't matter
• Pepsi
• Having a Tumblr
• Having won my never-ending battle with school

• No Country For Old Men
• Vicky Cristina Barcelona
• Annie Hall
• Singin' in the Rain
• Vertigo
• Plan 9 From Outer Space
• Ed Wood
• Fantasia
• The Gold Rush
• Some Like It Hot
• The Usual Suspects
• Se7en
• Memento
• The Godfather Part II
• Little Miss Sunshine
• Evil Dead II
• The Incredibles
• Forbidden Planet
• Bonnie and Clyde
• Midnight Cowboy
• Duck Soup

• Mill Pond
  • Parking Lot
  • Gazebo
• Butterfly Hill
• Plains Park
  • Bleachers (sunrise)
  • Field next to parking lot
  • Parking lot next to skate park
• Endicott Park
  • Huge field behind playground
  • Swing-set
• Dane Street Beach
• Singing Beach (night)
• DHS
  • Student parking lot (night)
  • Roof
  • the theater

• The Black Lips
• The Raconteurs
• The Helio Sequence
• Keane
• M. Ward
• Fun.
• Magic Magic
• Passion Pit (X2)
• My Morning Jacket
• She & Him
• Arcade Fire
• Sleigh Bells
• LCD Soundsystem
• Javelin
• Matt & Kim

I feel like this list should be longer.

• The Sopranos
• Arrested Development
• 30 Rock
• The Office
• Dexter
• In Treatment
• True Blood
• Weeds
• Da Ali G Sho
• Frisky Dingo
• Pee-Wee's Playhouse
• The Twilight Zone
• Big Wolf On Campus

• They're dumb
• I'm too good for them
• It was probably just poor timing
• Some close friend of mine has personally affronted them
• They don't like my e-mail address
• Discrimination: they can only take so many submissions from Caucasian males
• They're too busy rolling on the ground, laughing
• My work is too "high-concept"
• They're probably just waiting for me to produce something really, really good
• That's probably it
• Man, I feel better.
• Now, ice cream!

• Lady Gaga
  • Lady Gaga's Ancestors
• Zora Neale Hurston
• John Grisham
• Heather MacRobie
• Warren G. Harding
• New Jersey
• The cast of High School Musicals 1-3
• Paris Hilton
• Ryan Seacrest
• All members of ABBA
• The man who thought algebra was a good idea
• Bill O'Reilly
• Miley Cyrus
• All members of the Jonas family
• Soon Michael Cera, I suspect
• All Kardashians
• You

• Woodstock
• My birth
• The Crucifixion (just to finally set the record straight)
• Beatles rooftop concert in '70
• The French Revolution
• First screenings of A Clockwork Orange
• Moon landing

• "Sleepyhead"- Passion Pit
• "Strawberry Swing"- Coldplay
• "What A Wonderful World"- Louis Armstrong
• "Hey, Jude"- The Beetles (sp?)
• "Skinny Love"- Bon Iver
• "Changes"- David Bowie
• "Lover's Day"- TV On The Radio
• "Power Doesn't Run On Nothing"- The Thermals
• "I'll Believe In Anything"- Wolf Parade
• "Forever Young"- Youth Group
• "A Milli"- Lil Wayne (For posthumous Lil Wayne biopic starring Emile Hirsch in blackface) ("Groundbreaking! A triumph!"- The New York Times, circa 2020) ("I just want to give it on up to all the shorties still struggling in the projects. Keep rhyming! Also, thank you, Paul {Thomas Anderson}, you've been an amazing director! Also, God."- Emile Hirsch in Academy Award™...

• Considering getting rid of my listography!
  • I'm running out of monthly obsessions or other stuff to even list!
    • It all just goes on my damn tumblr!
• A Little Piece by the Jezabels
• OFWGKTA
• Waiting for college response!
• Warm weather being a thing!
• Dramafest fever
• Party Down

• Youth in Revolt
• Shutter Island
• Alice in Wonderland
• Hot Tub Time Machine
• Date Night
• Kick-Ass
• Exit Through The Gift Shop
• The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
• Please Give
• Iron Man 2
• Get Him to the Greek
• Winter's Bone
• Toy Story 3
• Despicable Me
• The Kids Are All Right
• Inception
• Dinner for Schmucks
• The Other Guys
• Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
• Machete
• The Town

• Looking up photos of college campuses
• Going on listography
• Looking up Alex Gray photos
• Going on Tumblr/Tumblring/Tumbling

• "Lucky 1" by Avey Tare
• Making shitty puns on the title of books I have to read for class again (Canterbury Fails, Gayowulf, Geneshits, Spamlet/Slamlet/Hamtit/Hamshit)
• Halloween costume planning with Mitch (Captain America and Billy the Kid)
• Cracking wise in psychology class
• Inexplicably making new friends?
• BOARDWALK EMPIRE
• The Social Network
• "Burn Bridges" by Dom
• Nearly being done with college applications
• "Help Yourself" by Sad Brad Smith
• Not-so-secretly pining for Jersey Shore

• "1984" by Orwell
• "Laura" by Mates of State
• Ceremonial group viewings of Jersey Shore that are slowly creeping towards no longer being ironic
• "The Suburbs" by Arcade Fire
• Starting to imagine life after the mass college exodus
• Being finished with all my damn summer classes
• Too-lengthy hugs
• Saying "get out of town" or "get out of here"
• The Kids Are All Right

• Best Coast
• Staying up late reading
• The Picture of Dorian Gray
• The Sopranos
• Falling asleep with the air conditioner on
• Missing every single friend I have
• "Breathless"
• Wearing boat shoes
• Driving barefoot
• "Woof Woof" by Dan Deacon
• Doing the Bro Hug

• 2001: A Space Odyssey
• American Beauty
• Animal House
• Barry Lyndon
• The Beatles' Yellow Submarine
• A Beautiful Mind
• Boogie Nights
• Burn After Reading
• Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
• A Clockwork Orange
• The Dark Knight
• The Departed
• Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Easy Rider
• Edward Scissorhands
• Fargo
• Fight Club
• Full Metal Jacket
• The Godfather
• The Graduate

If I were a color I'd be bright green.

If I were a number I'd be 9.

If I were an animal I'd be a crow.

If I were a song I'd be All My Friends.

If I were an article of clothing I'd be a v-neck t-shirt.

If I were a kiss I'd be on your neck.

If I were a shoe I'd be a Chuck Taylor.

If I were an art supply I'd be charcoal.

If I were a weather condition I'd be rain.

If I were a disney prince I'd be Simba.

If I were a guitar I'd be steel slide.

If I were a drink I'd be Arnold Palmer.

If I were a fruit I'd be a pineapple.

If I were a season I'd be summer.

If I were a painting I would be ‘La Mort De Marat’.

If I were a photograph I would be at an unexpected angle.

If I were a flower I would be a lotus.

If I were a phobia I would be pedophilia-...

• Sandra Bullock
• Mark Boal
  • He who is not a Coen Brother

• The roof of DHS
• Waking up to rain
• Seattle
• Having an apartment
• My profession, in the future
• Animal Collective
• Coen brothers movies
• All My Friends by LCD Soundsystem
• V-neck t shirts (modest ones)
• Reality television
• Dramafest
• Roses (American beauties)
• "Pioneers! O Pioneers!" by Walt Whitman
• Ray-Ban Clubmasters
• Strangers in the hall
• Burritos
• The old days of Super Smash Bros Brawl
• Personal notes

• Most manner of Arizonas
  • Arnold Palmer, but not that green tea shit. I will accept the pomegranate one, however.
  • Half and Half (Iced Tea and Tropical, Iced Tea and Mango)
  • Kiwi-Strawberry
  • Lemonade
  • Grapeade
  • Mucho Mango
  • Watermelon
  • Fruit Punch
  • Orangeade
  • Peach Tea
• Sodas, but only when in unreasonably huge quantities
  • Coke and Pepsi, which are the same thing
  • Orange soda
  • Grape soda

• Listening to "California Girls" by The Magnetic Fields
• Trying to avoid finishing my analysis of A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius because I am afraid that I really have no fucking idea what I'm talking about, and that I don't truly appreciate what I declare to be "my favorite book"
• Need to shave, but will probably do it the night after tomorrow night
• Finishing a Coke Zero
• Attempting to keep my copy of AHWOSG open to this page, despite its insistence upon closing
• Receiving a charming "2 Girls, 1 Cup" picture message from Eva
• Need to keep reading Their Eyes Were Watching God
• Am surrounded by trash of things I've either eaten or drank
• Am wearing pants, despite the incongruity...

• I am a light sleeper
• Arcade Fire is telling me to
• I'm hungry in the morning
• The day holds untold promise
  • Unless I already have plans
• I don't want to miss anything fun
• I have a perverse need to be productive
• Urrrghuhuhurrr

• When they're all at the rally and as they begin to play "I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow", the crowd goes crazy (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)
• When Paul Dano exorcises the demon from the old woman (There Will Be Blood)
• The very end (A Clockwork Orange)
• The last lines into the explosion montage (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)
• The killing montage during the christening (The Godfather I)
• When Sean Penn is at the riot and says, "I know you're angry! I'm angry!" (Milk)
• The end (Psycho [1960])
• When the 1812 Overture starts playing and the clock tower explodes (V For Vendetta)
• The entirety of the Dark Knight
• The starchild sequence (2001: A Space Odyssey)

• Friendship
• Symbolism
• Black humor
• Allegories
• Nostalgia
• Zeitgeist
• Coziness
• Puns
• Irony
• Memory
• Big words
• Joy!
• Contempt!