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Because I loves me some song lyrics!

  • "Fear is a friend who's misunderstood

But I know the heart of life is good..." -John Mayer- The Heart of Life

  • "Im worse at what I do best

And for this gift I feel blessed" -AND-

  • "Oh well, whatever, nevermind..."

-N I R V A N A- Smells Like Teen Spirit

  • I want to paint my face

And pretend that I am someone else Sometimes I get so fed up I don't even want to look at myself" -The Wreckers- Stand Still, Look Pretty

  • I'd like to think the best of me is still hiding up my sleeve

-John Mayer-No Such Thing

mar 5 2008 ∞
mar 5 2008 +
  • "Oh my gosh, I'd like have sex with somebody for a Caramel Frappacino"

(talking about Starbucks)

  • "I'm not gonna lie...girls putting on mascara before they go out - turns me on"

(Bret Michaels impersonation)

  • "Maybe if you stop giving out hand-jobs out like candy..."
  • "I have to pee. Does that turn you on?"
  • "Send him gay porn and tell him 'this is what we could be if both had penises.' But wait...he already has one..."
mar 9 2008 ∞
mar 11 2008 +