• Performing in school plays.
• Getting it on with a lady in my front room.
• Slapping & kicking Michael outside Le Bateau.
• Doing the 'Prince Charming' dance at Gary's 50th birthday party.

• Michael losing a toenail in Bratislava.
• The sad loss of Peg.
• Leonard Cohen at Glastonbury.
• Marcelle.
• Going back to teaching.

• dead birds in the fridge
• hair falling out
• nightclub encounters with my boyfriend's ex
• rape

• Standing in chewing gum.
• Lorne Spicer.
• Getting stuck next to the smelly person on the bus.
• Dye off your shoes going onto your tights and not coming off in the wash.
• When people who haven't read Harry Potter say it's rubbish.
• People who think Slytherin House is the place to be.
• The number 21 bus.
• The rare occasions that Vanish Oxy-Action doesn't successfully remove that stubborn stain.
• Slopping toothpaste down your t-shirt.
• People I don't know touching me, even if it's just a handshake.
• Saturday morning shifts with Martin Kelleher.
• Hoovering, hoovers or anything hoover-related (like the special attachments for th...

I did a photo list, but I could only out ten pics on, so here we go:

• One-way ticket to Paris
• A passport for Molly.
• An apartment in Le Marais or Belleville
• A Neapolitain Mastiff (Edith), an Irish Water Terrier (Sal Paradise) and a bloodhound (Dean Moriarty)
• A tortoise (Frank)
• A pashley Princess bicycle
• An old Morris Minor, a VW Beetle, A VW Camper Van or a Citroen 2CV (or all of them, seeing as I'm so fucking rich)
• Copious amounts of the following: vintage tat, vintage couture, vinyl, secondhand books, bottles of wine, amaretto, grappa and bison grass vodka.
• a new body, or at least a personal trainer.
• A cottage for mammy in The Lake District

• To Michael: Where You Lead - Carole King
• To Alex: Tiny Dancer - Elton John
• To my Mam: You've Got A Friend - James Taylor
• To Rachel: Last Xmas - Wham
• To Emma: Burning Photographs - Ryan Adams, or For No One - The Beatles
• To Jessica: Oh My God - Ida Maria
• To ?: I Don't Owe You Anything, You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby or Death of A Disco Dancer - The Smiths
• To Jack Kerouac: Days - The Kinks
• To Harry Potter: I Thank You - Sam & Dave
• To Blart: Rubber Ring - The Smiths

• clothes
• Harry Potter
• Paris

That's pretty much it, to be honest.

Liverpool:

• La'Go
• Heebie Jeebies
• Ye Craic
• The Pilgrim
• Korova
• The Metropolitan
• The Jacaranda (and I don't care what anyone says!)

Newcastle/Gateshead:

• The Hancock
• The Trent House
• The Tanners
• The Cluny
• Luckies (struck off, because it nomlonger has a happy hour!)
• The Forth Hotel
• The Telegraph
• The Cooperage
• The BEACONSFIELD!!!!!!

• Woodstock
• The Paris Riots of the 1960s
• The day Elvis died
• The beheading of Anne Boleyn
• The day Hitler took Paris (and stood slapping his gloves on his hand at Trocadero)
• The day Elizabeth I delivered the 'I have the heart and stomach of a king' speech.
• The publication of Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Stone (so I could buy a first edition)

• Freja Beha
• Louis Garrel
• Robert Pattinson
• Jana Pallaske
• Katherine Moennig

• D:Ream - Things Can Only Get Better

Nothing else is as bad as that.

• A good run of songs on iTunes 'Shuffle'
• Playlists.
• When my dog comes upstairs to say good morning to me when I'm at home then gets into bed and won't get out.
• Breakfast in bed.
• Watching people talk with their faces upside down.
• Eating pancakes.
• Finishing a good book with a loud 'snap' and sighing and saying 'that was a good book, that' out loud, even if no one is there to hear you.
• Nighttime love-ins with Mr Jones before we go to sleep.
• Waking up and finding that my hair has stayed in.
• Otters on television.
• having a ling-a-ling (this is me dancing and singing in the back room and giggling all the while)

• Pasta
• Pesto
• Brussels pate
• Cinnamon Graham
• Porridge
• Classic biscuits
• Malt loaf
• Baby potatoes
• Apple Juice
• Red seedless grapes
• Pepperoni pizzas
• Southern Fried Chicken goujons
• Tiger bread
• Croissants
• Belgian Waffles
• Haagen Dazs Pralines & Cream ice cream
• Potato Waffles
• Peppers
• Fajita kit
• Chicken breasts
• Sirloin Steak

• Coffee in bed, care of Dotto.
• Dreams about my hair falling out. Again.
• Wake up and stare at phone - texts off Dotto and Lorna.
• Mick's dream about Alex building a full-size T-Rex skeleton from the bones in a magazine.
• Bath with new smellies. Thank you Philip.
• Coffee and TV.
• Mick getting up wrapped in his littel blanket.
• Phil knocking on le door.
• King of Queens.
• Subway Meatball Marinara w. extra pepperoni
• Nap
• Curry
• Life of Brian
• Scrabble.

That's about it, thus far.

• MySpace
• Facebook
• LoveFilm.com
• Hotmail
• ebay
• Listography
• Amazon
• Roehampton.ac.uk
• liv.ac.uk
• parisattitude.com
• wikipedia
• google (for all your browsing needs!)
• project playlist
• ryanair
• easyjet
• sta travel
• hostelbookers.com
• nme.com
• youtube.com
• thesartorialist.com
• anthropologie.com

• Making a disco-themed playlist
• Amaretto & Cranberry Juice
• Drawing even though you aren't very good at it.
• Plum Jam.

• School satchel
• Bowler hat
• Corduroy Pinafore Dress
• Furry hat. Like a russian one, only without the flaps at the side.
• ✔ A massive massive massive Cable knit cardigan.
• A tacky animal tshirt of some sort. The sort you'd get in a zoo.

• Deborah De Cristofaro - She was my best friend, but I never really felt like she liked me that much, which was always a bit rubbish. She had a dog called Rommel and the nicest family I have ever met.Her mum was awesome. I remember her dad taught her to type fast because he wanted her to be a secretary.
• Sarah McGurk - All she did was search for boys and get me into trouble, but she taught me a lot about friendship, and we always had a laugh together. Her mother was insane, though. Still is.
• Christopher Sessford - He was really my cousin's best friend, but we used to play catchy kissy all the time. He was the first person I ever 'fancied', and we used to take th mickey out of him and call him Sexy Sesssford.
• Joanna Sinton - She used to come round to my house and make me play 'weddings' all...

• Laundry (from separating into 'darks' and 'lights' to ironing it and putting it away.)
• Dusting
• Cleaning the bathroom
• Emptying the dishwasher (but not filling it up!)
• Tidying up the shelves.
• Walking, feeding, bathing and generally doing things of and for the dog.
• Moving furniture (This one I actively enjoy).

• You're incredibly passionate about the things that you love and hate.
• You're very loyal to your friends
• You always hold my attention. I always want to listen to what you have to say: Not many people can do that to me.
• You make me laugh at myself.
• You've made me more relaxed about life, so I'm enjoying it for the first time.
• You're very intelligent.
• Your hugs always feel like you mean them.
• Your made up Hollyoaks storylines keep me entertained more than the actual stories!

I also love:

• The fair hairs round your hairline that are so fair you can nearly see through them.
• The way you laugh so hard you nearly chok...

• Vintage clothing
• Secondhand books and records
• Secondhand shops and the way they smell.
• List-making
• Swearing
• making cards and compilation tapes
• Quirky instruments - melodicas, maracas, xylophones, kazoos, triangles etc.
• Music festivals
• Flea Markets, Car Boot Sales, Charity Shops and 'having a rummage'
• The mucky stuff
• Harry James Potter
• Finding new bands that give me goosebumps
• Gatsbys
• Disaronno
• Frisky Bisons
• Spelling, punctuation and grammar
• Man Ray
• My giant headphones

This one is a joint effort.

• The Beatles (a bit obvious, like!)
• The Band
• The Velvet Underground
• The Jam
• The Doors
• The Grateful Dead
• The Beach Boys
• The Libertines (HA!)
• The Smiths
• Sleeper
• Wings
• The Faces
• The Kinks
• The Specials
• Abba
• The Jackson 5
• The Housemartins