• Cut bottles into cups (yarn, acetone, fire, cool water)
• Buy dremel and attachments
• Buy safety goggles, mask, and sandpaper
• Use dremel to carve stones
• Possibly use dremel to make a bumpkey, and/or other nefarious uses
• Buy jewelry kits to make stone carvings into jewelry
• Sell customizable messages in stones, and jewelry of those things at a premium on Etsy
• Make videos of how to do these things in order to sell these things
• Carve into glass cups made from bottles and sell those also
• Make and sell Bead Sprites (a la Brad Hutson)

I love you. To an alarming degree.

• My love for you, if converted into energy, could power the earth for 26 days.
• My love for you, if converted into nourishment, could sustain every third world country indefinitely, thereby wrecking the global economy.
• ...But if my love for you was converted into goods and services, a global economy would be unnecessary.
• If my love for you was a puppy, it would have the exact same effect as an actual puppy, but it would have the added benefit of being made of my love.
• If my love for you was a drink, it would be ambrosia.
• My love for you, if converted into a refrigerant, could provide you with near-infinite supplies of ice to be consumed.

Have Collected:

• Stamps
• Stones
• Various trading cards
• DVDs
• James Bond Movies
• Every Episode of MASH
• To a certain extent, musical instruments
• Open source software

Want to Collect:

• ALL the musical instruments
• A wardrobe made entirely of things I have created myself
• Puzzles
• Good books
• Souvenirs from places we will travel

• The Ball Pit Room
• The Cardboard Box Fort Building Room
• The Castle
• The Gigantic Beanbag Room
• The Theatre
• The Screening Room
• The Library
• The Ballroom
• The Bar
• The Cafeteria
• The Bridal Suite
• The Sushi Restaurant
• The Ambrosia Repository
• The Studio
• The Bunny Sanctuary
• The room where the walls are painted to look like sky and the floor is made of sand and there is a small, one-room house built in the center, and the sound of the ocean wafts through the salty air
• The Bathroom

• Yellow - Coldplay
• Excuses - Minus The Bear
• Into The Mirror - Minus The Bear
• Power Rangers Theme - Aaron Waters (And the Cron cover)
• Dig - Incubus
• Drive - Incubus
• Love Hurts - Incubus
• Anna Molly - Incubus
• Aqueous Transmission - Incubus
• 11 AM - Incubus
• Just A Phase - Incubus
• Hotel California - The Eagles
• Desperado - The Eagles
• Unforgotten - Halo 2 Soundtrack
• I Will Possess Your Heart - Death Cab for Cutie
• The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkle
• Who Wants A MooLatte? - Danjohn
• Dance, Dance Christa Päffgen - Anberlin
• Superstition - Stevie Wonder

• oil
• power steering fluid
• shampoo
• plastic cups
• paper plates

• 1984 - George Orwell
• Adam - Ted Dekker
• The Fault In Our Stars - John Green (x2)
• Will Grayson, Will Grayson - John Green, David Levithan (x2)
• Paper Towns - John Green (x3)
• Looking for Alaska - John Green
• An Abundance of Katherines - John Green (x2)
• White Oleander - Janet Fitch
• The Perks of Being A Wallflower - Stephen Chbosky
• I Am The Messenger - Marcus Zusak
• Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
• The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald (9-10-12)
• Warm Bodies - Isaac Marion (9-15-12)
• House - Ted Dekker & Frank Peretti (9-27-12)
• The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins (10-11-12)

• Dear Mr Henshaw - Beverly Cleary
• Bunnicula (series) - James Howe
• When The Tripods Came (series) - John Christopher
• This Present Darkness - Frank Peretti
• Piercing The Darkness - Frank Peretti
• Dead Air & Abaddon - Bob Larson
• Calvin & Hobbes - Bill Watterson
• Several of the Harry Potter Novels - JK Rowling
• Captain Underpants (series) -
• Hank The Cowdog (Series) -
• Hatchet - Gary Paulsen
• ..and more. Which I can't remember.

• She Was A Phantom Of Delight - Wordsworth

In No Particular Order...

• Metropolis Part 2: Scenes From A Memory - Dream Theater
• Once: Soundtrack from the Motion Picture - Swell Season
• All But The Most Recent Album by Anberlin
• The Elephant In The Room - Saintkarla
• Cheeses of Nazareth - Five Iron Frenzy
• Omni - Minus The Bear
• The Resistance - Muse
• All Albums by Mutemath
• Dark Side of The Moon - Pink Floyd
• The Wall - Pink Floyd

This list is unfair. I need at least 30 more lines.

Ten Things you like about yourself:

• I make music.
• I make art.
• I make movies.
• Whatever I try to do, I'm usually fairly good at it.
• I can understand easily. I just get things.
• It takes a lot to make me not like a person.
• I like to help people.
• I have made homemade wine.
• I can do complex math problems in my head.
• My birthday is the only date on the calendar that is also a command.

Nine Things people may not know about you:

• I am a listmaker
• I have a terrible interest in mental math...

• Gamera - MST3K
• War Games
• The Last Samurai

Movies

• Scott Pilgrim vs The World
• Star Wars
• Ferris Bueller's Day Off
• Fight Club
• The Shawshank Redemption

Books

Music

TV Shows

• She is aware.
• She sees more than she lets on.
• She remembers.
• She understands the importance of the small things.
• She fits exactly the list I made as a teenager.
• She is the perfect size. I feel like I can hold and surround her. Protect her and comfort her.
• She is like my favorite songs. Intoxicating. Beautiful. A little sad at times, but in such a way that you become more aware of yourself and how you can make things better. I can get lost in her eyes like I get lost in music.
• Her skin was made to be kissed.
• She is the outset and destination of my adventure.

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• Thousand Nation Army - The White Stripes
• Bless The Broken Road - Rascal Flatts
• Little Lion Man - Mumford and Sons
• Zombie - The Cranberries
• Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
• Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The Sheeple
• Ironic - Alanis Morissette
• Tell The World - Hillsong United
• I Want You To Want Me - Cheap Trick

I can appreciate the music but the vocalist sings terribly:

• The Smashing Pumpkins
• Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
• Rush
• Bob Dylan

Bandwagon Tragedies:

• Foster the Sheeple
• Gotye
• Justin Bieber

Just plain don't like:

• The Rolling Stones
• Led Zeppelin

And more.

• popcorn
• vanilla
• perfume
• garlic
• Italian cooking
• trees
• cookies
• lemons
• spicy things
• ambrosia
• melted crayons
• that one girl