- I'm afraid that if I close my eyes for too long in the shower while I'm washing my hair, I'll find myself in the middle of the ocean where it's dark and prehistoric sea creatures roam the cold, cold depths of the sea.
- I'm afraid that if I so much as leave my foot hanging on the side of the bed, a Cthulhu-like creature is going to wrap its clawed tentacle around my ankle and drag me to its acid pit of a stomach.
oct 18 2011 ∞
oct 18 2011 +
- Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
- Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
- Development as Freedom by Amartya Sen
- Let the Great World Spin by Colum McCann
- Pedagogy of the Oppressed by Paulo Freire
- Moby Dick (unabridged) by Herman Melville
- On the Road by Jack Kerouac
- Arabian Nights
- The Brothers Karamazov (translated by Pevear & Volokhonsky) by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
- For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway
- A Moveable Feast by Ernest Hemingway
oct 17 2011 ∞
dec 30 2011 +
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- A family-sized bacon cheeseburger pizza from Pizza Hut. With stuffed crust. Ode to my childhood.
- Lots of chocolate milk.
- A bowl of crunchy green grapes.
- Really luscious, butter-topped, sugar-topped, cheese-topped ensaymada: NYF
- Really velvety, creamy, tangy, and delicious pasta: NYF
- Lots of food that aren't on this list: NYF
NYF : not yet found
oct 18 2011 ∞
oct 18 2011 +
- Almost every woman likes receiving flowers. Even when she says she doesn't. Especially when she says she doesn't. Of course, creativity is encouraged. Hint: Lego flowers. A bouquet of Trolli Sour Geckos. A bouquet of potato wedges.
- You and your girl have been debating about Marvel versus DC for two hours already. She fleetingly, quietly mentions that sunflowers are her favorite. Then you transition to a conversation about which underwater superpower is the coolest. Get her sunflowers.
- Interesting bookmarks if she likes to read.
- A book. Always a winner.
- A mix CD. A mix CD for when she has her raging bitch of a period (complimented by sugary, starchy goodness). A mix CD with songs that have her name in them. A mix CD for the time she'll get chickenpox. A mix CD when she's a little tipsy.
oct 17 2011 ∞
oct 18 2011 +
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- It's directed by Joss Whedon. JOSS. FUCKING. WHEDON. An industry legend because of his brilliant work in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, and Toy Story (1995) among many others.
- This film has Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Black Widow, and Hawkeye with Nick Fury bringing them all together to save the world. All in one movie. ALL IN ONE MOVIE.
- A top-notch ensemble cast: You have screen giants such as Robert Downey, Jr., Scarlett Johansson, and Samuel L. Jackson. Again, all in one movie.
- After years of anticipation and waiting in the cinema for the credits to Hulk, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, and Captain America to end, it's finally here! It's like working ourselves up to the orgasmic climax.
- The trailer looks so GLORIOUS.
- Mind-blowing visual eye candy thanks to t...
oct 22 2011 ∞
oct 22 2011 +
- Bras are oppressive.
- "Don't hate." line:
- Don't hate. Fornicate.
- Don't hate. Copulate.
- Don't hate. Coruscate.
- Don't hate. Deprecate. (I'm a Literature major.)
- Don't hate. Intoxicate.
- Don't hate. Lubricate.
- Don't hate...the pontificate.
- Don't hate. Educate.
- Don't hate. Vindicate.
- Don't hate. Levitate.
- A visual chart on how to make your house velociraptor-proof.
- Franz Kafka's face.
- Graham Greene's face.
- T.S. Eliot's face.
- Albert Camus' face.
- Go 1080p or go bust. Ahoy.
oct 18 2011 ∞
oct 18 2011 +
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