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"Maailma ei ole hauras. Vain oma maailma on." -Roope Lipasti

"No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather." -Michael Pritchard

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Aww come on, you know you love him!

  • Two-timing Tartar Twisters!
  • Dictatorial duck-billed diplodocus!
  • Ectoplasmic By-product!
  • Miserable blundering barbequed blister!
  • Pithecanthropic pickpocket
  • Ten thousand thundering typhoons!
  • Slubberdegullions!
  • Fancy-dress Fatima!
  • Bath-tub Admiral!
  • Odd-toed ungulate!
  • Interplanetary goat!
  • Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles!
  • Addle-pated lumps of anthracite!
  • Cushion footed quadrupeds!
  • Duck-billed platypus!
  • Nitwitted nine-pins!
  • Vivisectionists!
jul 23 2008 ∞
jan 4 2017 +
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  • strikingly skinny
  • feminine hands
  • ...or voice
  • rude and really enjoying it
  • excessive bling
  • no hobbies
  • no opinions
  • fear of showering and toothbrushes
  • anger-management issues
  • smoking
  • polygamy
sep 29 2008 ∞
jan 7 2021 +
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  • Elsa Beskow: Aunt Green, Aunt Brown and Aunt Lavender
  • Roald Dahl
    • The Witches
    • Matilda
  • Thorbjörn Egner: When the Robbers Came to Cardamom Town
  • Wil Huygen and Rien Poortvliet
    • Gnomes
    • Secrets of the Gnomes
  • Eva Ibbotson
    • Dial-a-Ghost
    • Which Witch
  • Janosch: The Schnuddelbuddel books
  • Astrid Lindgren
    • Emil of Lönneberga
    • Ronia, the Robber's Daughter
sep 27 2008 ∞
oct 8 2012 +
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+ means I've seen them more than once

  • Amoral
  • Amorphis w/ Pasi Koskinen (+)
  • Amorphis w/ Tomi Joutsen (+)
  • Anaal Nathrakh
  • Anathema
  • Apocalyptica
  • Apulanta (90's)
  • At The Hollow
  • Babylon Whores
  • Black Uhuru
  • Bolt Thrower
  • Catamenia
  • Children of Bodom (+)
  • Corvus Corax
  • Cradle Of Filth
  • Danzig
  • David Bowie
  • Deine Lakaien
  • Diablo
  • Dimmu Borgir (+)
jul 23 2008 ∞
jan 1 2024 +

I do have some good habits, you know?

  • rising early
  • walking everywhere
  • stretching daily (hate it, though)
  • being frank (but politely)
  • remembering birthdays
may 24 2019 ∞
dec 31 2022 +
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  • slouching
  • cracking my joints/knuckles
  • not returning calls immediately
  • ... or texts. Or e-mails.
  • worrying about things beforehand
  • being sometimes a bit emotionally tone deaf
  • procrastination - I'll get back to you tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, ok?
  • holding grudges
aug 6 2008 ∞
jan 1 2021 +
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March (2)

  • Dana K. White: Decluttering at the Speed of Life
  • Dean Koontz: The Bad Weather Friend

February (4)

  • Jason Rekulak: Hidden Pictures
  • Fernanda Melchor: Hurricane Season
  • Otto Latva: Lohikäärme
  • Sunyi Dean: The Book Eaters

January (5)

  • Darcy Coates: Where He Can't Find You
  • Christelle Dabos: Here, and Only Here
  • Ling Ma: Bliss Montage
  • Nicholas Binge: Ascension
  • Justin Cronin: The Ferryman
jan 1 2024 ∞
mar 28 2024 +
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  • Belgium
  • China
  • Czech Republic
  • England
  • Germany
  • Norway
  • Sweden
  • The Netherlands
  • USA (CA, NY, UT)
jul 19 2008 ∞
dec 2 2008 +
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  • line dancing
  • cowboy poker
  • giving birth
  • scar tattoos
  • ... in fact, any tattoos
  • chasing a married man
  • sleeping around
  • joining a religious cult
  • wearing furs
  • any tricks the Dudesons might find funny (being a human dartboard, for one).
  • watching Caspar Noé's Irréversible's eight minute rape scene in full
  • hitchhiking (remember Rutger Hauer?)
  • drunk driving
  • drugs
  • five finger discount
  • having a pet spider/snake
  • politics (it's all smoke and mirros, any which way you look at it. That, and money.)
sep 23 2008 ∞
jan 1 2017 +
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  • drama kings and queens
  • queueing
  • being interrupted
  • bad instructions
  • plot spoilers
  • badly timed humour
  • (pompous) know-it-alls
  • people who cut in line
  • humming, if its out of tune
  • self-appointed saints threatening others with hell, horns and sulphur stench! (Or with public stoning or terrorist attacks!)
  • jerks who talk constantly during movies. Shut up! Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!
  • standing in the way of folks wishing to use an escalator, moving sidewalk or doorway.
  • posh cursing. If you have to cuss, then do it properly and get over with it.
sep 28 2008 ∞
jan 1 2018 +
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  • brain diseases
  • ending up homeless
  • wars
  • losing a limb
  • drunken people
  • drowning
  • large-scale epidemics
  • physical/sexual violence
  • becoming paralyzed
  • governments gone wrong
  • losing my eyesight
  • certain medical procedures
  • Linda Blair in The Exorcist
  • Vespula vulgaris , also known as the common wasp
sep 23 2008 ∞
may 24 2019 +