• cigarettes
• red bull
• alcohol
• subway tickets
• caramel iced lattes
• fast food
• clothes
• entry fees to nightclubs
• repaying emily for ubers
• makeup

• Eyelash Curlers and Butcher Knives
• Louis Vuitton Body Bag
• We Want Cunt
• Blush
• Plastic Surgery Slumber Party
• Love Me Rhymes with Fuck You
• Straight Boys
• Prisoner
• Blow Me
• Get Away With Murder
• Prom Night

bars ---

• Vodka Wodka
• Revolution
• Bunker
• Delmonicas
• Brel
• Counting House
• October
• Nice N Sleazy
• Blue Dog
• Tingle
• Yes Bar
• Hillhead Bookclub
• The Crafty Pig
• The Botany Bar

clubs ---

• Kushion
• Polo Lounge
• Shimmy
• Light

• the location;
  • i can see the university from my front garden and it's a ten minute walk away
  • there's a convenience shop literally straight across the road
  • can reach mcdonalds, greggs and subway within 2-5 mins (which is going to prove wayyy too convenient for a lazy cunt like me)
  • plenty of -- as of yet unexplored -- cafes, restaurants and coffee houses nearby
  • subway/train station is very close and it's just a 12-minute ride into glasgow city centre
  • supermarkets like morrisons/sainsburys/lidl are close
  • good parking facilities
• my flatmates are sound
• i feel safe in the neighbourhood
• the neighbours are friendly
  • and have cute dogs