- Sense of humour
- Understanding "it"
- Professionalism
- Kindness
- Being forgiving
- Mocking faults, but not mistakes
- Basic to intense hygiene
feb 5 2012 ∞
feb 5 2012 +
- Utøya massacre
- Death of Anna Lind
- Disappearance of Madeleine McCann
- Reappearance of Delimar Cruz
- Death of Michael Jackson
feb 4 2012 ∞
feb 5 2012 +
- Chemistry
- Gas stations
- Committees
- iPods
- Parties
- Linear equations
- Bill O'Reilly's logic
dec 26 2011 ∞
dec 26 2011 +
- Don't eat anything that isn't edible, except possibly my cooking
- Don't take any shit from anybody, especially teachers
- Relax, things are never that bad
- If someone hits you, turn the other cheek; that way the swelling comes out even
- Don't even think about dancing with this geneaology
dec 26 2011 ∞
dec 26 2011 +
- "The Breakfast Club"
- "Peter's Friends"
- "Sunset Boulevard"
- "Harvey"
- "Aladdin"
- "Hugo"
- "Muppets Christmas Carol"
- "Corrina Corrina"
- "Limelights"
- "The Kid"
- "A Fish Called Wanda"
- "Life of Brian"
- "12 Angry Men"
- "High School USA"
- "Dirty Dancing"
- "Singin' in the Rain"
- "Parenthood"
- "The Banger Sisters"
- "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
- "World's Greatest Dad"
- "While you were sleeping"
dec 24 2011 ∞
feb 4 2012 +
- 1900, to give antibiotica to Oscar Wilde
- 1980, to save John Lennon's life
- 1910, to see Vaudeville
- 1965, to meet young Billy Joel
- 1854, to bring iPad and commence major league mind fuck
- 1977, to do stand up in America
- 2002, to tell some teachers to get off my 10-year old self's fucking back
- 2004, to invest in Google
- 1952, to be an extra in "Limelights" and "Singin' in the Rain"
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 24 2011 +
- Giving my email to Billy Morgan
- Giving Homeslice a ride to school
- Accepting a gift from the guy with the scar
- Applying for my high school programme
- Lending that first Billy Joel-record from the library
- Picking that Simon & Garfunkel-record from the shelf for goodnight music
- Choosing that Nat King Cole record over Spice Girls
- Denying the first apartment
- Declining the first family that contacted me
- Deciding to go to that crappy summer camp
- Realizing that embarressment is a handicap
- Seeing "Back to the Future" that first time
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
- Police officer
- Lottery inspector
- District attourney
- Car salesman
- Car mechanic
- Teacher
- Farmer
- Solider
- Deserter
- Politician
- Nurse
- Steel constructor
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
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- Roald Dahl
- Stephen Fry
- Oscar Wilde
- J.K. Rowling
- P.G. Wodehouse
feb 4 2012 ∞
feb 4 2012 +
- May midgets fuck on your grave
- Isn't it dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in one sentence?
- [After listening to a lady complaining about his television programme being "disgusting"] Mm, mm.. This is obviously a very difficult problem. Perhaps.. it might help if I explain.. that.. I don't give a flying toss.. about Mrs Bank, or her children. Lady: I beg your pardon? Insulter: Now, I've only got an estimated.. 47 years left on this planet, and I don't propose to waste any more of them in idle chatter with a confused old gasbag like you. So, I'll have to talk to some friends about making another programme which I fully expect and hope will irritate you and your half-witted friends even more. Goodbye!
- There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society.. outside of a kennel..
dec 27 2011 ∞
feb 4 2012 +
- Strawberry
- Mint
- Fancy cheese
- Peppers
- Beer
- Wine
- Olives
- Coffee
- Skittles
- Lemonade
dec 26 2011 ∞
dec 26 2011 +
- Contentment
- Happiness
- Pleasure
- Fun
- Root Beer
dec 24 2011 ∞
dec 24 2011 +
- "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
- "Here Comes the Sun"
- "Meaning of Life"
- "Famous Last Words"
dec 24 2011 ∞
dec 24 2011 +
- Ross Noble
- Charlie Chaplin
- Monty Python troup
- Mighty Boosh
- Emo Philips
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- Ed Byrne
- Dylan Moran
- Rodney Dangerfield
- Robin Williams
- Stephen Fry
- Hugh Laurie
- Alan Davies
- Bill Bailey
- Jo Brand
- Ryan Stiles
- Colin Mochrie
- Tony Slattery
- Greg Proops
- Rich Hall
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
- Braids
- Cinnamon buns
- Solving tangles
- Programming VCRs
- Hooking up electronics
- Fixing shit
- Routines and rules
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
- Penny Lane
- Oscar Wilde's house
- New York City
- Vasa museum
- The PDP room
- The cloak room at Victoria Station (The Brighton line)
- Paul McCartney's house
- 18th century dwarf fishing hut
- Toxic waste barrel
- Comedy club
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
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- Ran away from gym class
- Skipped a few classes
- Accidentally called the teacher Hitler
- Cracked jokes at inappropriate times
- Forgot things
- Never did homework
- Said stupid awkward things
feb 4 2012 ∞
feb 4 2012 +
- Billy Joel
- George Harrison
- Michael J. Fox
- Gene Wilder
- Jimmy Stewart
- Ross Noble
- Stephen Fry
- Phil Collins
- Bing Crosby
- Charlie Chaplin
feb 4 2012 ∞
feb 4 2012 +
- If you have a great idea, you should be able to profit from it
- Someone should have the power to step in and stop big money-makers and corporations from being down-right evil
- Everyone should have the right to a dignified life
- Education and health care should be free of charge and excellent
- Political power should never be bought
- Rights apply to everyone, regardless of gender, race or sexuality. Rights include marrying whoever you want, screwing whoever you want, getting whichever job or education you want, and being heard
- Death penalty needs to go, that shit is old
- Penal systems should work with science, not with politics
dec 26 2011 ∞
dec 26 2011 +
- Parking
- Stuttering
- Courage
- Frustration
- Spider management
- Budgets
- Keeping in touch
- Rebelliousness
- Tics
dec 24 2011 ∞
dec 24 2011 +
- "I Will Always Love You"
- "Chapel of Love"
- "When a Man Loves a Woman"
- "Du är min man"
dec 24 2011 ∞
dec 24 2011 +
- Michael J. Fox
- Tina Majorino
- Whoopie Goldberg
- Christopher Lloyd
- Emma Thompson
- Alan Rickman
- Kate Winslet
- Alan Cummings
- Jimmy Stewart
- Greta Garbo
- Gene Kelly
- Gene Wilder
- Molly Ringwald
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
- "And now a quarter of my Life has almost passed, I think I've come to see myself at last."
- "I'm a mark for every shyster from Topanga to Berlin, and I should have learned to kick them out as soon as they crawled in."
- "Many is the time I've been mistaken, and many times confused. Yes, and I've often felt forsaken, and certainly misused."
- "Why must every generation think their folks are square? And no matter where their heads are, they know mom's ain't there. Cause I swore when I was small that I'd remember when I knew what's wrong with them that I was smaller than."
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
- No religious zealots
- Smell of warm Root Beer
- No awkwardness
- Mute buttons for everything
- iPod batteries that never run out
- Only liquids, no food
- Never colder than 23 degrees celcius
- Outdoor lessons sitting in grass
- Invisible but powerful barriors for people who annoy me
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
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