• "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" -Theodore Geisel
  • "I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than to be crowded on a velvet cushion." -Thoreau
  • "Fairy tales don't tell children dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." -G.K. Chesterton
  • "Politics is made up of two words. 'Poli', which is Greek for 'many', and 'tics', which are blood sucking insects." -Gore Vidal
  • "I was raised right- I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners, duh." -Kathy Griffin
jan 1 2009 ∞
jan 1 2009 +
  • I'm not going to become an actress, author or songwriter.
  • Chocolate milk does not come from chocolate cows.
  • Time zones- it's how Santa does it.
  • TV is running out of ideas. Thus, reality shows were born.
  • The Powerpuff Girls are the only people you can really trust.
  • With the exception of Superman.
  • The stork would have to have an iron-re-enforced beak to carry my brother.
  • Guys with long hair are usually funny.
  • The Gay Best Friend stereotype? Lie.
  • The more disturbing the crime show, the more addictive it is and you don't know why.
  • Twilight is the cancer destroying society.
  • Lady Gaga is an alien who comes from a planet inhabited exclusively by hermaphrodi...
dec 26 2009 ∞
dec 26 2009 +
  • Tina Fey
  • Daniel Radcliffe
  • Kathy Griffin
  • Matthew Gray Gubler
  • Mark Harmon
  • Pauley Perrette
  • Cote de Pablo
  • Chuck Norris
  • Ellen Page
  • James Roday
  • Louis Sachar (COMPLETED)
  • Bill Watterson
  • Meg Cabot
  • Bowling for Soup
  • Anna Nalick
  • Demetri Martin
  • Jayma Mays
  • Weird Al Yankovic
  • Andy Samburg
  • Dev Patel
  • Lea Michele
dec 26 2009 ∞
dec 26 2009 +
  • Avoid life as a hooker
  • Have helpful, enjoyable, well-paid career
  • Live in a firehouse
  • Own a sugar glider
  • Learn how to walk in heels
  • Have one child (optional)
  • Name her Madeline Dorothy (if girl) or Eli (if boy) (optional)
  • Learn how to play guitar
  • Learn how to resist the dollar bin at Target
  • Overcome kleptomania
  • Overcome fear of strangers
  • Obtain treasure
  • Leave an unbreakable code in my will that would force my two benefactors that don't get along to team up on a treasure hunt that eventually climaxes in a crowded city in Germany with the treasure hidden under a large old-fashioned bell tower and ...
jan 1 2009 ∞
jan 1 2009 +