• sending a child to school with a bag of about 300 mini marshmallows as a lunch
• allowing a 6 year old to watch "The Hurt Locker"
• giving your child his mother's glasses to wear instead of his own. BECAUSE THAT WILL WORK.

I'm a teacher who will most likely be pink slipped and without a job next year. It's a little scary but is giving me the opportunity to rethink what I want to be doing. Your suggestions are more than welcome.

• get 2nd bachelors & then masters in psychology
• apply to other districts
• nanny
• teach in a foreign country
• open a bar
• special ed aid

some are touristy, some aren't, but either way i feel i woud be a better citizen for having done them.

• walk the bridge. lately it's something I really want to do.
• go to alcatraz.
• coit tower. i really don't believe it actually exists as every time we've tied to drive there it proves to be impossible.
• Folsom Street Fair.
• Free movies around the city in the summer
• Osento! yay naked lady spa

• cream machine
• prehistoric death machine
• bag device

• Kyle.

The credit for these exposures goes to many people whom I thank with all of my heart for, without your dedication and lack of shame or common decency, this list would not be possible.

1. The Fishbowl
2. The Nest
3. Steps of Rome
4. Hallway of HSS building
5. Naan 'n' Curry (the 24 hour one downtown)
6. The Minestry
7. Popscene
8. 6 Flags Magic Mountain (The Batman ride to be specififc)
9. Naan 'n' Curry (on Irving)
10. Kyle's room
11. Susan's...

• i was being forced to shoot my best friend (not heather, a dream best friend) at a party. for some reason i was a man. when I went to shoot him (in the back nonetheless) my gun didn't work. i opened the chamber of he revolver i was using and blood poured out. i pulled out a bullet and realized that the gun wouldn't work because all of my bullets were full of blood that i could literally pour out o...

• first grader to me: you know a weiner?

Me: pardon? Him: you know, a weiner. Me: what do you mean "a weiner"? Him: you know, your body part between your legs you use to go pee. (complete with hand motion) Me: well I don't have one because I'm a girl, but yes, I know what you are talking about. Him: really? You don't? Me: nope. Boys do, girls don't. Him: why? Me: it's just the way we're made. Him: ok...

1. ludacris "moneymaker": 'let me give you swimming lessons on the penis. back stroke, breast stroke, stroke of a genius.'
2. bloc party "Sunday": 'I love you in the morning, when you're still hungover. I love you in the morning, when you're still strung out.'
3. justin timberlake "my love" (t.i.'s rap): 'Call me candle guy, simply because I am on fire'
4. nelly furtado "Promiscuous": 'Chivalry is dead but you'r...

• lemon bars from tart to tart. mostly bar, little lemon.

let me know if you can see a way in which i could market these for profit.

1. decoupage.
2. taking my socks off without using my hands.
3. blowing bubbles off my tongue.
4. cutting strawberries with a spoon.
5. locking my keys in my car with the engine running. (seeing as this has happened multiple times (3) without me even trying, i think it is a skill by default)
6. getting the hiccups. (mind you,NOT getting RID of the...

• hipsters have wierd hair

your pants are too tight, man. want a PBR? (alt 2nd line: i know more music than you)

• whales deep below us

underneath our boat. uh-oh. your mother's a whore.

• what is in that cave?

someone should go check it out. ~shove~ what? sluts die first.

1. logorrhea/ verbal diarrhea/ word vomit. I always get a visual picture of the words the person is saying coming out of their mouth. usually in Times New Roman font.
2. Sesquipedalian. using long words. because it is a long word. to describe using them. there must be a word for that too...
3. Absa-fuckin-lutely. Fan-freakin-tastic. basically, the insertion of other words into a word for emphasis. (by the wa...

Please feel free to create interesting sentences using the words...

1. 1/19/2007

yeasty \YEE-stee\, adjective:

+Of, pertaining to, or resembling yeast. +Not yet settled or formed; immature or incomplete. +Marked by agitation or change. +Frothy or trivial; frivolous. +Full of vitality; exuberant.

We are living in the time of the parenthesis, a great and yeasty time, he concluded. "Make uncertainty your fr...

1. Ohmged. No. It's bad enough that you are saying an internet acronym which should only ever be typed (which I am sometimes guilty of myself so I'm not throwing stones about that...), you are trying to turn it into an actual word. No.
2. Fresh. Sorry, the only things that should be decribed as "fresh" are usually edible. Or flowers. Not much else.
3. These ones. "One" is not a word that can be made plural. ...

I would be more than willing to bear the children of any of the following people, just so I could be part of the awesomeness.

1. ratatat. both of them. the brilliance would be overwhelming.
2. timbaland. beats man, beats.
3. pharrell williams. he's just all over the place and it's all good.
4. atmosphere. (slug to be specific)not necessarily super hot but his lyrics, style and delivery are so smooth and passionat...