• Young Forever
• Marilyn Monroe
• Pound the Alarm
• Whip It
• Va Va Voom
• Turn Me On
• Starships
• Fire Burns
• Stupid Hoe
• Roman Holiday
• Automatic

• I'm trying really hard to like you but you're still putting on your Mother Teresa act, and quite frankly, that's annoying. Stop it.
• I wish I saw you more often. As in, every day. I miss you and I'm not enjoying the fact that we go to different schools and have too much to do. There's too much funny shit we need to catch up on. I love you, AB.
• Please stop acting like you're the shit. You're not the shit. I only act like the shit because it's amusing and I'm pretty much just trying to mock you. You are a vanilla-ass boring bitch with a mango-shaped head. Crying rivers & praying 4 u.
• I love you but jesus you really need to not butt in when others are trying to say something.
• You are my fucking hero. Let me give you a hug.

• I hate everyone
• I wanna go home
• Do you have food
• I'm fucking hungry
• Everything pisses me off
• I am going to beat your ass with my left shoe
• I'm so tired
• I'm so bored
• Fucking bitch
• Oh my fucking god
• It's not spelled like that
• Because I'm in journalism bitch
• Why doesn't anyone listen to me
• It's so cold
• It's so hot
• I wanna go to sleep
• Douchebag
• I'm a PA
• Look at your life look at your choices
• I have to pee

• eat it
• lick it
• snort it
• fuck it

• LMFAO
• T-Pain
• Skrillex
• Chris Brown
• Adele
• Black Eyed Peas
• Travie McCoy
• Bruno Mars

and for the moment

• Lady Gaga

• your hair is overbleached and disgusting
• there's too many characters in this
• you are not cute at all
• you're not cute either
• these plots are so stupid
• everything is so D R A M A T I C
• the Kardashians are less dramatic than this
• how many episodes of Modern Family am I behind on
• this is not quality television
• or are these movies idk
• oh god why am I still watching this
• kill me

• Stronger - Britney Spears
• Blind - Ke$ha
• Scheisse - Lady Gaga

NOBODY LOVES HER LIKE I LOVE HER OK

• she has no outlandish gimmicks on/offstage like the up & coming and current pop singers do (crazy wigs, 10 feet tall heels, etc.), which actually makes her different, as ironic as that sounds
• she's been in the game for more than 10 years and is still successful
• what is promotion? she never promotes a single thing she does and her music still dominates radio play and charts
• her perfect smile
• she walks around with her kids and some Starbucks in jeans and shorts like any other normal person
• Oops!... is the perfect teen pop album
• how she's really ridiculous and silly when she's just hanging around
• her Southern accent
• "eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it"
• the fact that she learned how to play the...

• Britney Spears
• Paramore
• Demi Lovato
• Lady Gaga
• Ke$ha
• Ellie Goulding
• Florence & the Machine
• Empires

because

• we watch too many documentaries and movies. Everytime we watch something, we're required to do notes, vocabulary, and objectives. Also, we watch about 4 hours worth of material in class per day, 4 times a week, so it dries up and strains my already shitty eyes
• IT'S SO GODDAMN COLD AND MY TEACHER WON'T SHUT OFF THE A/C
• the online activity homework assignment requires you to read a whole clusterfuck of various articles and statements answer to a single question
• we have to copy down the question when we do our bookwork
• bookwork is at least 4 pages a day
• my hands get sore from doing bookwork
• our tests are taken from completely different textbooks than from the one we're using so the material is different

• Justin Bieber fans
• k!dz wh0 tAlk lYke D1s && ed!t dErr f0T0z on bLinG33
• those metalhead twats who sit on their fat asses to yell at people on Youtube and call the fags
• btw "fag" is a gross word hdu
• Asians on Tumblr
• 20-something year old guys with shitty 9-5 jobs that drink 24/7 and use the internet to befriend porn stars. typically wears Ed Hardy and makes horrible spelling errors
• high school girls who use Facebook as their venting platform

• Lush
• Urban Outfitters
• a newer, bigger Forever 21
• Apple Store
• Steve Madden
• Build-a-Bear
• dELiA*s

This list can stretch on forever.

• Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO
• Just Can't Get Enough - Black Eyed Peas
• Meet Me Halfway - Black Eyed Peas
• On the Floor - Jennifer Lopez
• Toot It and Boot It - YG
• ANYTHING BY BRUNO MARS
• Break Your Heart - Taio Cruz
• Hey Soul Sister - Train
• Bulletproof - La Roux
• Dirty Dancer - Enrique Inglesias

• shut up
• dick
• what the fuck is going on
• I'm hungry
• I'm tired
• do you have food
• ugh
• ok
• bitch
• (noun or pronoun)'s a bitch
• why am I so hungry
• goddammit

• January baby. The 17th of 1995, to be exact
• Only child
• 3/4 Chinese, 1/4 Vietnamese
• My Vietnamese is terrible, my French is worse, and I can only listen to Cantonese
• Parents are divorced
• Favorite seasons are fall and winter
• Britney Spears = my queen
• I could live inside In-n-Out or Taco Bell
• My favorite color is baby blue but I own more baby pink items
• So maybe pink is actually my favorite color
• You decide
• Rainy days are the best
• I love the LGBT community and support it 100%
• My boyfriend is adorable
• I enjoy writing essays... most of the tim...

• Boys suck
• I hate going to school
• I have a weird-looking ring finger
• Dumb bitches are everywhere I turn
• I do not look like Francesca Eastwood
• Andrew Garfield doesn't know I exist
• There is no more Starbucks French Dark Roast coffee in my house
• I HATE EVERYONE
• Everyone forgot my birthday this year
• I mean I know that was 5 months ago but COME ON PEOPLE
• I have allergies
• I'm tired

• YOU ARE THE SHIT
• LOOK AT ALL OF THESE CRUSTY-ASS HOES THEY AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON YOU
• YOU CAN DO IT
• SI SE PUEDE
• STRESS IS FOR THE WEEK
• I MEANT WEAK BTW
• IF BRITNEY SPEARS CAN MAKE THROUGH ALL OF 2007, YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THIS WEEK
• YOU ARE NOT GOING TO A DINGY CAL STATE OKAY I AM NOT LETTING YOU ANYMORE
• REMEMBER SIRELLE'S SPEECH
• GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP OR MRS. WU'S GOING TO GET WORRIED AGAIN
• DON'T WORRY EVERYONE ELSE THINKS BISHOP'S CLASS IS PRETTY POINTLESS TOO IT'S OKAY
• YOU ARE A PEER ASSISTANT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
• REMEMBER YOU EARNED THE "EXTRA MILE" COMMENT IN YOUR REPORT CARD IN THE SECOND GRADE AND NOBODY ELSE GOT IT

• President Thai | Pasadena
• Frostbites | Cypress
• Honey Badger Cafe | Alhambra
• Ozero | Alhambra
• Dog Haus | Pasadena
• Slaw Dogs | Pasadena
• Syrup Desserts | Los Angeles
• Road to Seoul | Los Angeles
• George's Greek Cafe | Long Beach
• Tender Greens | Culver City
• Mix n Munch | South Pasadena
• Roscoe's | Pasadena

A list of reasons why Lana Del Rey is better than you.

• Her fucking perfect hair
• Her smile and her pouty lips
• How she incorporates hip-hop into her music
• Every single song on Born to Die is perfect
• She's so shy, it's endearing
• Her Britney Spears-influenced babydoll voice
• How she comforts her fans if they're crying
• She doesn't care what everyone else says about her or her performances

• Uggs

• why the fuck am I listening to this
• Heidi Montag makes better music than this
• yeah that's right I just said Heidi Montag
• brb finding the pause button

• ✔ Britney Spears 'Toxic' t-shirt from Forever 21
• Fantasy by Britney Spears
• ✔ money
• fair isle sweater
• more blouses
• external hard drive
• KOREAN BBQ

• Why are girls so goddamn shallow and irritating?
• Like seriously what is so entertaining about talking about guys and looking for them in public places?
• Why does the weather keep switching the fuck back and forth from cold days to 100 degrees almost every other week?
• How come nobody's invented anything that'll let me drink cold stuff while I'm on my period?
• Where do I buy pheromones and can I get them vanilla scented?
• Why won't Britney follow me on Tumblr?
• When will this area stop being so Asian and set up a Sonic, Chick-fil-A, Chipotle, and Panera nearby?
• Will Topshop ever lower down the prices of their shit?
• What is with everyone's infatuation with South Korean culture? Seriously idgi

• cold, pouring thunderstorms
• talking to my friends
• a good pop song
• making other people smile
• accomplishing a task
• Disneyland, especially their gift shops
• having a good hair day
• the Cake Batter Confetti cake from Coldstone
• Wite-Out that works
• a hot cup of coffee

This is sad.

• 6 weeks of summer school
• sleep
• eat frozen food
• play Sims 2
• sleep

• a Britney Spears poster
• a Britney Spears shirt, and one that isn't fug for that matter
• a new wallet
• my own coffee machine, so I can hide it in my room and fill my veins up with caffeine as much as I please
• Urban Decay Naked eye palette
• a trip to the spa

• stop
• treating
• me
• like
• I'm
• nothing

I take back what I said to you earlier, idk wtf I feel toward you anymore and I hope one day you realize how much of an asshat you can be sometimes

• Vevo
• when people set songs to a higher pitch to "avoid copyright issues" BITCH HOW ABOUT YOU DON'T PUT IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE SO I CAN SAVE TIME TRYING TO FIND MY MUSIC INSTEAD OF YOUR CHIPMUNK-ASS BULLSHIT
• Lady Gaga fans
• those bitches who hate Britney but still go and comment her videos
• motherfucking ads everywhere
• motherfucking Asians everywhere
• Michelle Phan's voice
• how it logs you out all the time
• how logging back in takes an hour now and sometimes setting up a whole new account

• all of my homework to be done for me
• a whole fucking buffet to come to my door
• a 4-pack of Monster
• some acetaminophen
• for shitty keyboards everywhere to die
• a masseuse
• Britney Spears to come give me a hug :(

• french fries
• Emily's Dark Chocolate Covered Strawberries
• sour gummy worms
• a huge stack of pancakes with a Paula Deen-amount of butter and syrup
• spicy popcorn chicken
• a glass of mango lemonade from Applebee's
• actually anything at Applebee's sounds good right now
• an orange creamsicle

• Zombieland
• Little Miss Sunshine
• The Social Network
• Love & Other Drugs
• Slumdog Millionaire
• The Devil Wears Prada
• Easy A
• The Dark Knight
• The Last of the Mohicans
• Benjamin Button
• The Pursuit of Happyness
• Mr. & Mrs. Smith
• Requiem for a Dream
• Thirteen
• Salt
• The Pianist
• Panic Room
• The Breakfast Club
• The Town
• Mean Girls

to name a few. lol.

It's a long one. I cross out things I buy or receive.

• NARS Lip Gloss in Turkish Delight
  • dupe - Neutrogena Moistureshine in Groove
• NARS Blush in Orgasm
• nude lipsticks
  • MAC Viva Glam Lipstick in Viva Glam Gaga 2
  • MAC Creamsheen Lipstick in Creme D'Nude
  • Revlon Colorburst Lipstick in Soft Nude
• Princess by Vera Wang
• Jo Malone Cologne in Nectarine Blossom & Honey
• gift cards
  • Target
  • Jamba Juice
  • Yogurtland
  • Forever 21

• Make Up For Ever HD Invisible Cover Foundation
  • I think I'm somewhere between a 118-123 for this. I have no idea because I'm an NC30 at MAC but that could've changed because my tan from the summer doesn't seem to be wearing off? Idk idk
• Revlon Colorstay Liquid Foundation for Oily/Combination Skin
  • I think I'm a 300 for this, but again, no idea lol
• Skin79 Super+ BB Cream
• Pink Label
• Missha M Perfect Cover BB Cream
  • I seriously suck at determining my NC30 matches with other brands LOL I'm guessing I'm a golden beige???
• Revlon Colorburst Lip Butter

• PERIODS
• PERIODS
• PERIODS
• PERIODS
• PERIODS
• PITBULL SONGS
• PERIODS

What I wish I could do right now

• Rent a huge suite in Vegas and stay there for two weeks
• Take a really warm bubble bath while listening to Lana Del Rey
• Eat a bunch of buttercream cupcakes
• Spend the whole day at a spa getting massages and facials
• Go on an unlimited shopping spree at Topshop
• Sleep for at least 10 hours
• Take a yoga class

• Without You - Lana Del Rey
• Love U Betta - Neon Hitch
• Beat of My Drum - Nicola Roberts

• Britney Spears
  • survived years of hell because of a cheating husband, divorce, medical issues, losing her kids in court, and tabloids
  • has been in the game for over a decade and is more relevant than most current artists
  • loves her family
  • biggest musical comeback in the history of pop music
  • is a legend and has set standards in the music industry
  • doesn't even need promotion to make sales and get airplay
• Miley Cyrus
  • does not give a fuck about what anyone says
  • stands up for what she believes in
• Khloe Kardashian

• Blue Jeans - Lana Del Rey
• Off to the Races - Lana Del Rey
• Heartbeat - Childish Gambino
• My Leftovers - Porcelain & the Tramps
• 99 Tears - Sky Ferreira
• Bounce - The Cab
• Make Me Proud - Drake

Reasons why you fucking suck. Bitch.

• You listen to The Devil Wears Prada and Bullet For My Valentine
• Your hair reminds me a 6th grader's hair
• Actually your hair looks exactly the same as it did back in the 6th grade
• Don't fucking ask how I know I just do ok
• You overuse exclamation marks and you use brackets instead of parentheses in your smilies
• I paid for my own drink on the first date
• You hated the way I sang
• I HAVE AN AMAZING VOICE YOU CUNT
• Behind that "sweet guy" persona you oh-so blatantly show to the entire world, you're kind of a jackass
• You told me you were going to take me out for dinner and you probably spent that money on weed instead

• I miss your good morning texts
• I miss holding your hand
• I miss the way you looked at me
• I miss hearing you tell me how beautiful I looked no matter what
• I miss hearing you play your guitar over the phone
• I miss wrestling with you on the bed
• I miss you singing the Pillow Pet theme song whenever I was sad
• I miss our very first phone conversations
• I miss being your best friend
• I miss telling you everything I couldn't tell anyone else
• I miss pressing speed dial number 6 on my phone
• I miss your horrible singing
• I miss saying "awkward"
• I miss chemistry class work days even though I never worked

• [TRIG/PRE CALC] It hasn't been too difficult yet, aside from last night's homework, since I'm retaking this class and things always get easier the second time around. Ms. Lee is rushing through the book too quickly to catch up to the other classes because she was absent for like 3 or 4 days. Dnw.
• [PEER ASSISTANT] Favorite. It's a lot of responsibility, but it's fun. I feel like a hbic in school now. I just hate using the copy machine because I don't know how and I always end up making 20 more copies than I need to.
• 
  Mrs. Wu is a great. She is the funniest teacher I have and the shit she says crac...

• Mila Kunis
• Kristin Cavallari
• Heather Morris
• Miley Cyrus
• Emma Stone
• Katy Perry

what people mistaken me for

• sassy

what I really am

• a bitch

• a Chipotle chicken burrito with lots of cheese and tomatillo
• a fucking cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory
• a strawberry milkshake from In-n-Out
• nachos with extra chili
• an unlimited supply of soda from a Coca Cola Freestyle machine
• something from Wendy's holy shit
• I'LL EVEN SETTLE FOR A SLIM JIM AT THIS POINT

• going on a video to listen to something that is rap/hip hop/R&B and every single comment is someone's shitty free verse
• dumbass top comments, e.g.
  • there's 24 dislikes on the video, therefore "there's 24 Justin Bieber fans in here!"
  • "like this if you think Miley is better than Demi!"
  • "I raped the replay button ;)"
• for some reason, Youtube is the home of the worst spelling and grammar in the world

phone I wanted

• HTC HD7

phone I'm getting

• HTC Wildfire

• losing my fucking mind.

• Off the Chain - Selena Gomez & the Scene
• Up N' Down - Britney Spears
• See No More - Joe Jonas
• You & I (Deadmau5 remix) - Medina
• All of the Lights (ft. Rihanna) - Kanye West

(*) is a re-visit

• New York City
• London
• Paris
• Rome
• Orlando
• Washington, D.C.
• Honolulu (*)
• Toronto
• Tokyo
• San Francisco (*)