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• the parent trap (even though I can recite every line.)
• the secret garden
• a little princess
• matilda
• jumanji
• free willy (1-3)
• dennis the menace
• andré
• 101 dalmatians
• e.t
• the indian in the cupboard
• back to the future
• kindergarten cop
• emperor's new groove
• karate kid
• life-size
• encino man
• george of the jungle
• the iron giant
• mrs. doubtfire

giantsupermonster mockumentary movies I must watch:

• ✔ giant croc vs. supergator
• ✔ sharktopus
• mega shark vs. crocosaurus
• mega shark vs. giant octopus
• mega python vs. gateroid
• monster
• hillside cannibals
• ✔ behemoth
• tremors 3
• tremors 4
• the host
• ✔ monsters
• ✔ 2010: moby dick
• dinoshark
• vampires vs. zombies
• paranormal entity
• ✔ 8213 gacy house
• I am omega
• ✔ titanic II

• I love my friends more than they love me. It's sort of rude to say, I know, but it's always true.
• Nobody takes me seriously. Especially my family. If I'm ever angry or have an opinion or be upset about anything or demand change - and I'm a rather placid person, usually - everyone just tells me to shut up or makes it my fault because they assume I won't fight back because I've always been so laid back.
• I'm way too overweight. And not even in that stupid, size six, "Oh my god I'm a whale let's go vomit up our diet cokes" way.
• I've never successfully stuck to something. Like, a diary or whatever. I've started about 50 diaries and I always forget. And those 30 day projects; I get to, like, day three and forget all about it. It pisses me off.

• People should lay off Nickelback. Cause I love them, have seen them live and I tell you what; amazing showmen. However, Chad Kroeger should never be forgiven for his hair. Ever.
• Justin Beiber should be exiled from this planet and confined to a little metal tube in space with his own songs blaring at him on repeat. We should also leave a spoon in there and watch through the little tiny cameras as he goes so crazy that he stabs himself to death. It'll be fun, you'll see.
• Brokencyde should be shot on sight.
• We wipe the world of all of Miley Cyrus' early work. Remember back when she wore pink and had buck teeth? And just leave the new stuff where she wears black and acts like a whore, because I like this new Miley.
• ✔ Amy Winehouse goes the same way as Broken...

• ghd hairstraightener.
• hair curling/styling wand.
• chanel nailpolish (baby blue//black)
• chanel chance parfum.
• chanel No. 5 parfum
• chanel coco parfum
• chanel anything.
• that moschino bag (the one with the big, metal letters on it).
• moleskin journals.
• a filofax.
• pet cactus.
• cambridge satchel 'batchel', red. 'A.D' embossed.
• forevernew phone case.
• miss dior cherie parfum.
• tiffany return-to earrings/necklace.
• tiffany blue coin purse.
• vivienne westwood saffiano purse.

for university.

• dracula - bram stoker
• the monkey's mask - dorothy porter
• blood meridian - cormac mccarthy
• ariel - sylvia plath
• birthday letters - ted hughes
• the crying of lot 49 - thomas pynchon
• mrs dalloway - virginia woolf
• waiting for godot - samuel beckett

and then, because I am so very uneducated .

• norwegian wood - haruki murakami
• perks of being a wallflower - stephen chbosky
• everything is illuminated - jonathan safran foer
• war and peace - leo tolstoy
• anna karenina - leo tolstoy
• notes from the underground - fyodor dostoyevsky
• crime and punishment - fyodor dostoyevsky...

• meet Stephen Fry
• be at the top of the Roraima mountain (pretty much that plateau in UP)
• stand by an active volcano, lava and all
• hold hands with an orangutan
• see, smell and possibly touch the biggest flower in the world (_rafflesia arnoldii_) which, funnily enough, apparently smells a lot like rotting corpses.
• go on one of those anti-gravity planes or in a chamber or whatever technology comes up with in the future but basically realistically pretend to be in space
• be in the Amalfi grotto, Italy
• stand on Pulpit rock in Norway
• create a piece of art I am truly proud of
• visit the shrine of the Báb, Israel
• be an extra in a film or tv show. or both.
• ✔ Begin actually trying and finish last yea...

silly little things that stand out in my mind.

• "Come on, let's go find Albequerque and Roach" "Alright, I'm just going to drink this badboy and -" "NO." "Aaaah. Okay. No. It's not bad. It's not a boy. It's an inanimate object, and I'm going to drink it!"
• "He was here a second ago. I don-no where he went! 'Scuze meh? Mee drive? Aw hell no, Aaah'm fucked up."
• When speaking to some rediculously hot male. "... .... ... Sorry, got lost in your eyes for a moment. You were saying?"
• "We have a glorious selection of low-fat yogurts. Sllplplplplplspslspl."