• Five-year anniversary trip with Paul
• Boston to watch Theresa run the Boston Marathon!
• Alice in Wonderland
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1
• Tearing down the garage

• Mischief Managed
• You're a smelly pirate hooker
• How about a nice glass of shut the fuck up?
• Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• Bitch, please!
• Your Mom
• I Will cut a bitch
• Shut Your Whore Mouth
• Why Don't You Go Back to Your Home on Whore Island?
• Fuck a Duck

• Altoid tin book: http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php...
• Advanced Potions Book: http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php...

• Mary Louise Parker
• Jenny Lewis
• Zooey Deschanel
• Anna Friel (Chuck from Pushing Daisies)

• People who use big words just to show off their vocabulary. You can tell because they use big words when the situation doesn't call for it.
• "For all intensive purposes"
• "Alls I need is..."
• People whose first reaction to an idea is all of the reasons it can't/shouldn't be done instead of trying to figure out how to make it work.

• Those ASPCA commercials with Sarah McLachlan
• When Shawn Johnson won Dancing with the Stars
• The first 15 minutes of Up
• The "Let's Go Fly a Kite" scene in Mary Poppins

• Quidditch
• Felix Felicis
• Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans
• Dumbledore
• Hogwarts
• Moving Staircases
• Magical Portraits
• Room of Requirement
• Nearly Headless Nick
• Magical portraits
• Marauder's Map
• Invisibility Cloak
• Spells
• Lumos
• Wingardium Leviosa
• Accio
• Episkey
• Muffliato
• Scourgify
• Remembrall
• Time Turners
• Thestrals
• Diagon Alley
• Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
• Flourish and Blotts
• Ollivanders
• The Leaky Cauldron
• Hogsmeade
• Honeydukes Sweet Shop
• Wea...

Girls

• Jude
• Ava, which I can no longer use because it's EVERYWHERE now.
• Harper
• Violet Louise
• Lily (too overused) Louise
• Willow Gray
• Bella (overused; THANKS Twilight)
• Olive/Olivia (ruined because my ex-boss' daughter's name is Olivia)

Boys

• Jack, but I can't use it because of our dog Jackson
• Henry Michael
• Charlie
• Oliver

• You can tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to, and ESPECIALLY by the type of music they have sex to.
• There's no use in freaking out about things you have no control over.
• Cunt is one of the ugliest words ever.
• God did not create nature and life and the world so we could waste our lives sitting on our asses at a desk all day.
• Unless you are differentiating yourself from someone ...

• Make a tent in the living room on a rainy day and watch movies or read books.
• Take a random day off of school to do something fun, which will definitely include ice cream.
• Totally and completely surprise them with a Disneyworld trip, like wake them up one morning and hop on a plane without them knowing anything beforehand.
• Teach them healthy eating habits and never talk about weight in front of them....

Stolen from Alissa, cause her simple but awesome things were so perfect.

• Hitting a bunch of green lights in a row.
• That first hot shower after you haven't showered in a long time.
• A cold shower after a long run in 90% humidity and 95 degree heat.
• Finding $5 (or $20) in a coat the first time you wear it for a season.
• Clean sheets + shaved legs
• Saying something at the same time as one of your BFFs.
• When pe...

• Mark! The Herald Angels Sing.
• Marco Polo
• Marc Summers
• Marc Chagall
• TradeMark
• Karl Mark...s
• Magic Mark...er
• Maker's Mark
• Mark Cohn of "Walking in Memphis" fame
• This little piggy went to Mark-et
• Mark-ette University
• Markansas
• TexMarkana
• Markedly Different
• Markhail Gorbachev
• Markgruff the Crime Dog
• Markiavelli
• MarkDonalds
• I lost my fucking bumper due to a downed power line in AlaMarkBama
• Markwing Duck
• Freddie Mark-ury
• Ma...

• Vodka Sauce
• Seafood Medley
• Spicy Tuna Roll
• Corn Salsa
• Chile-Spiced Mango
• Dried apple-cinnamon slices
• Lime Fruit Floes
• Punjab sauce (SO good on pizza)
• Moral Fiber Muffins
• Spicy Black Bean Dip

• The Smiths
• Morrissey
• Animal Collective
• Jack Off Jill
• The Decemberists

• Starbucks
• Sephora
• Anthropologie
• Barnes and Noble

I'm not saying these are the healthiest relationships. Maybe some of them are, but some of them are just the sexiest or the wittiest or the cutest. You can decide which is which.

• Spike and Buffy.
• Ed and Carol Vessey before they got together =P
• Han and Leia
• Buttercup and Westley
• Ron and Hermione
• Sawyer and Juliet
• Jack and Ennis
• Sookie and Bill
• Indy and Marion (minus that last abomination)
• Jay and Daisy

• IKEA
• Trader Joe's
• Anthropologie
• Lush
• A free-standing MAC store
• H&M
• A Major League Baseball team

(in no particular order)

People I know

• Paul
• Courtney
• Lisa
• Mark (sure to piss people off)
• My mom
• My dad
• Mike C.

Musicians

• John Lennon
• Paul McCartney
• George Harrison
• Ringo Starr
• Brandon Flowers
• Ronnie Vannucci
• Trent Reznor
• Jimmy Buffett
• Bret Michaels
• Jemaine Clement
• Jim Morrison
• Janis Joplin
• Rivers Cuomo
• Courtney Love
• David Bowie

Writers

• Dorothy Parker
• James Joyce
• Theodor Geisel
• Shel Silverstein
• J.K. Rowling
• Truman Capote
• Tina Fey...

• Always feel a little bit bad about killing spiders in the house.
• Laugh in my sleep.
• Like lists a lot.
• Have given myself a concussion by falling down the basement stairs and made the bone pop out of my big toe skin by falling down the other stairs.
• Haven't eaten for a week at a time.
• Don't really care for underwear.
• Am all about Experiences. Capital E.
• Like to pick at things and pop things and peel things...

OK, so in reality I wouldn't do these things different because changing these things would change who I am today and who I married and who my best friends are, but hypothetically, if those things could stay the same and I could have changed these things, I would have.

• Not held people at arm's length in high school because I had pigeonholed myself
• Not had a boyfriend when I started college
• Would have ...

• Rock of Love/Rock of Love Bus
• Dancing with the Stars
• Snackwells vanilla creme cookies
• The Waveland Cafe
• Graham's malts
• Canteens
• MakeupAlley.com
• Snookie's

Been To:

• Wrigley - Cubs
• Miller Park - Brewers
• Metrodome - Twins
• Yankee Stadium (old) - Yankees
• Citizens Bank Park - Phillies
• Dodger Stadium - Dodgers

To Go To:

• Arizona Diamondbacks - Chase Field
• Atlanta Braves - Turner Field
• Baltimore Orioles - Oriole Park at Camden Yards
• BoSox - Fenway
• White Sox - U.S. Cellular Field
• Cincy Reds - Great American Ball Park
• Cleveland Indians - Progressive Field
• Colorado Rockies - ...

• Benefit Coralista Blush
• Step Brothers on Blu-Ray
• Hugo Boss sunglasses (I didn't actually buy these... my mom did)
• Smashbox Picasso eyeliner
• Benefit Erase Paste
• Benefit Thrrrob
• Kat Von D Ludwig palette
• J. Crew halter dress
• Forever 21 bubble hem dress
• Marc Jacobs heels
• Three new Victoria's Secret bras
• Stila Marrakesh eyeshadow palette
• Stila Minty Mint Lip Glaze
• Fred Flare yellow sunshine ruffle dress
• Kat Von D Be...

• When they roll work shirts up to their elbows.
• When they try to name something girly, i.e. eyeliner, and get it totally wrong ("mascara")
• When they hold babies and are comfortable with it.

• The Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Beetlejuice
• Shaun's cricket bat from Shaun of the Dead
• Tippi Hedren's green suit from The Birds
• The phone booth from Bill & Ted
• The razor(s) from Sweeney Todd

• I have kick-ass taste in music. If they were just looking at me, I bet they think I like Sara Bareilles (who is fine, actually) and Coldplay or something. In reality, I'm super eclectic and like a ton of different stuff. But I kind of hate Coldplay.
• I love dark, wicked stuff. Anything Tim Burton and Johnny Depp is amazing. I love horror movies and zombies. I bet they think I like chick flicks and s...

• Ronnie Vannucci
• Kelly Clarkson
• Jemaine Clement
• Lily Allen
• Shaq
• Neil Patrick Harris
• Steve Carell
• Harrison Ford
• Tina Fey
• Dave Grohl
• Jenna Fischer
• Diablo Cody
• Sarah Vowell
• Amy Poehler
• Jack Black
• Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton
• Seth MacFarlane

• Coraline
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
• Milwaukee weekend in April! Killers AND Flight of the Conchords, plus baseball!
• Bruno
• Dam to Dam, sort of
• Getting a book published or at least seeing where it takes me
• Quick day trip to Disney World in April
• Paying off debt
• Getting a raise and my first bonus
• My birthday (I like getting older)
• New Lily Allen album in February
• Halloween, as always
• LollaFREAKINGpal...

• Benefit Coralina blush
• Philosophy 3-in-1: Red Licorice
• Philosophy 3-in-1: Cinnamon Hot Dots
• Philosophy 3-in-1: Root Beer
• Smashbox cream eyeliner in Picasso
• Kat Von D's Autograph Eyeliner in: Homie, Proud Peacock, Romantico, Turbo Lover
• Kat Von D's Painted Love l/s in Lolita and Misfit
• Kat Von D's e/s palette in Beethoven and Gypsy
• Benefit l/s: Skinny Dip, Swoonderful
• NARS blush - Angelika, Exhibit A, Gilda...

Actors

• Simon Pegg
• Johnny Depp
• Daniel Day Lewis
• Bill Nighy
• Alan Rickman
• Josh Brolin
• Christian Bale
• Jimmy Stewart
• Humphrey Bogart
• Clark Gable

Actresses

• Kate Winslet
• Cate Blanchett
• Zooey Deschanel
• Anne Hathaway, except... Bride Wars? Really?! But so great in Brokeback.

• No. 13 (will probably never see it because it's believed to be lost)
• Always Tell Your Wife (ditto; only two reels exist)
• The Pleasure Garden
• The Mountain Eagle (lost)
• The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog
• Downhill
• The Ring
• Easy Virtue
• The Farmer's Wife
• Champagne
• The Manxman
• Blackmail
• Juno and the Paycock
• Murder!
• Elstree Calling
• The Skin Game
• Mary
• Number Seventeen
• Rich and Strange
• Waltzes from Vienna
• The Man Who Knew ...

5ks

Half Marathons

• Des Moines Marathon - Oct. 18, 2009
• Disney Princesses Half Marathon - 2011

Marathons

• Maui Marathon (someday)
• Rock 'n' Roll Seattle (someday)
• Extraterrestrial Full Moon Midnight Marathon, Rachel, N.V. (someday)
• New Orleans Mardi Gras Marathon
• Easter Island Marathon
• San Francisco Marathon
• Walt Disney World Marathon

Other

• Dam-to-Dam - May 30, 2009
• Twilight Zone Tower Of Terror 13k, October 24, 2...

• A
• Being Cold
• C
• [the] Day at work after you get back from vacation
• E
• Fatness (mine)
• G
• Headaches
• Inflexible people. Not physically inflexible.
• Jell-O
• K
• Lack of confidence
• Megan Hauserman
• Not being a roadie for the Killers
• O
• Pudding
• Q
• R
• Sleepiness when you're somewhere that you can't sleep (i.e., work)
• Time... well, more like waiting for things.
• U
• V
• When my friends don't realize how amazing they are and settle for less th...

• Apple iPhone
• Books
• Coke... of the Diet variety
• Dachshunds
• Eyeshadow
• Frostys
• G
• H&M
• IKEA
• Jim Halpert
• Killers, The
• Lost
• Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
• N
• Obama
• Pegg, Simon
• Quick weekend trips
• Road Trips
• Snow Days
• Trader Joe's
• U
• Vampire Weekend
• Weight loss
• X
• Y
• Zombies

Horror

• 28 Days Later
• Alfred Hitchcock Collection
• American Psycho
• The Amityville Horror
• Beetlejuice
• The Birds
• Candyman
• Pumpkinhead II
• Clockwork Orange
• Cloverfield
• The Exorcist
• The Fog
• Boogeyman
• Halloween - the Rob Zombie version
• House of 1000 Corpses
• House on Haunted Hill
• Jaws
• The Legend of Hell House
• The Lost Boys
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• North by Northwest
• The Omen
• Psycho
• Rear Window
• Red Dr...

• When You Are Engulfed in Flames, David Sedaris
• The Hunger Games, Susanna Collins
• A Great and Terrible Beauty, Libba Bray
• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not, Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinello
• The Truth About Diamonds, Nicole Richie
• Dead Until Dark, Charlaine Harris
• The Graveyard Book, Neil Gaiman
• American Gods, Neil Gaiman
• The Secret of Lost Things, S...

• "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. T'Would be a pity to damage yours." -Westley, The Princess Bride
• Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life." - Gabriel García Márquez
• "God damn it, Indy, where doesn't it hurt?" "Here... and here. And this isn't too bad. Here." - Marion Ravenwood and Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark

• Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
• Jane Eyre - Charlotte Brontë
• The Good Earth - Pearl S Buck
• The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho
• The Hours - Michael Cunningham
• One Hundred Years Of Solitude - Gabriel García Márquez
• Gone with the Wind - Margaret Mitchell
• The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life - Laurie Notaro
• The Fountainhead – Ayn Rand
• The Chronicles of Narnia by...

• Plain black pumps
• Cardis in various colors
• Skinny brown belt and skinny black belt
• Thick black belt
• A perfectly fitted white button-down
• More H&M ribbed tanks.
• New running shoes
• New running socks
• Corduroy Blazer

• Hamlet 2
• Pineapple Express
• Cloverfield (again)
• Pi
• The Princess Bride
• The Queen
• This Film is Not Yet Rated
• Hancock
• Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane!
• James and the Giant Peach
• Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
• Shaun of the Dead
• Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• My Bloody Valentine 3-D
• Shampoo (well, most of it)
• Burn After Reading
• Fargo
• Stand By Me
• Grizzly Man
• Confessions of a Shopaholic
• Star Wars
• He's Just Not ...

• The Wallflowers at the Iowa State Fair, 1997
• The Wallflowers with opening act Everlast (wow) at the Orpheum in Minneapolis, 2000
• Dirty Little Rabbits and the Envy Corps, May 21, 2008
• Ringo and his All-Star Band, ninth grade
• Jimmy Buffett, a lot of times, but most recently July 2008
• The Goo Goo Dolls, Sugar Ray and Fastball at the Iowa State Fair, 1999
• Flobots, People’s, October 2008
• The Killers and the...

• "She’s got an alright job but it’s not a career. Whenever she thinks about it, it brings her to tears." -22, Lily Allen
• "Nobody ever had a dream 'round here but I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me. Nobody ever pulls the seams 'round here but I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me." -Sam's Town, The Killers
• "I never really gave up on breaking out of this two-star town...

• Superstar, Sonic Youth (originally the Carpenters)
• I Will Survive, Cake (originally Donna Summer)
• Faith, Limp Bizkit (originally George Michael)
• I Just Don’t Know What to Do With Myself, The White Stripes (originally Dusty Springfield and Burt Bacarach
• My Humps, Alanis Morrisette (originally Black Eyed Peas)
• Bitches Ain't Shit, Ben Folds

• 1. Get a tattoo (which means I have officially started the list, I guess)
• 2. Run a marathon
• 3. Publish a book
• 4. Get new cabinets and flooring in the kitchen
• 5. Do something cool with my wine corks
• 6. Have a baby
• 7. Buy one pair of insanely expensive shoes, preferably Louboutins.
• 8. Read at least three biographies.
• 9. Finish Starr and Fletcher's wedding quilt, for God's sake
• 10. Celebrate my half-birthday ...

• Citizen Kane 1941
• Casablanca 1942
• The Godfather 1972
• Gone with the Wind 1939
• Lawrence of Arabia 1962
• The Wizard of Oz 1939
• The Graduate 1967
• On the Waterfront 1954
• Schindler's List 1993
• Singin' in the Rain 1952
• It's a Wonderful Life 1946
• Sunset Boulevard 1950
• The Bridge on the River Kwai 1957
• Some Like It Hot 1959
• Star Wars 1977
• All About Eve 1950
• The African Queen 1951
• Psycho 1960
• Chinatown 1974
• One Flew Over the C...

• Megan Hauserman

• Chicago, Lollapalooza 2009 with Paul.
• Road trip from Des Moines to Sarasota with Paul and Courtney for Lisa's wedding, April 2009. This included an overnight stop in Nashville.
• Disneyworld - October 2008, Paul, Bridget and josh
• New York City and Sleepy Hollow - October 2008, Paul. Visited Matt and Mary.
• New York City - September, 2007. Went with Paul to visit Matt and Mary.
• Chicago - August, 2008. Loll...

• Tony Stark
• Jim Halpert
• Sawyer
• Indiana Jones
• Mutt Williams
• Bill from True Blood
• Spike
• Billy Costigan, Jr.
• Tristan Ludlow
• Dean Winchester
• John Smith
• Jason Bourne
• Danny Ocean
• Ted Mosby
• Westley
• James Bond (the Daniel Craig version)
• Luke Brandon
• Han Solo
• Eric from True Blood
• The fictional John Dillinger from Public Enemies