• 9/23: "Thank you, sweet moon, for your sunny rays."
  • 9/24: "More like a giraffe on steroids."
  • 9/25: "Westminster Martlets are known for their footlessness and mythical qualities."
  • 9/26: "thug life. chh, chh!"
  • 9/27: "I want this, two of these, hour of these, two of these and this! Ooh, a chocolate machine! Can I take it back to my dorm room?"
  • 9/28: "When I was twelve, I convinced myself that i was pregnant because you can get pregnant without having sex."
  • 9/29: I can't remember a good one.
  • 9/30: "When my brother was ten, he ripped one in the middle of a church service when it was dead quiet. I basically peed myself."
  • 10/1: "Oh my god! It's the first of October! Rabbit, rabbit... Shit, that wasn't m...
sep 24 2008 ∞
oct 2 2008 +
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  • global warming
  • religious intolerance
  • wars with no decent cause
  • gov'ts that kill citizens (i.e. darfur, south korea)
  • poverty
  • PETA (yes, they are a problem)
  • disease (i.e. cancer, AIDS/HIV)
  • disbelief in humanity as a whole
  • the media
sep 26 2008 ∞
sep 26 2008 +