- What's the difference between a banana and a donkey?
- One looks like a banana and the other tastes like a donkey!
- How do you make a clown stop laughing?
- You hit him in the head with an ax!
- What kind of cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods?
- Man goes to the doctor and says, "DOCTOR! I think I'm addicted to Twitter!" Doctor says, "Sorry, I don't follow you."
- How do you fit four elephants into a Mini Cooper?
- Two in the front seats, two in the back.
- How do you fit two giraffes in a Mini Cooper?
- You can't, there are already four elephants in it!
- How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
- There are footprints in the butter.
- How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
- You can hear giggling when you turn out the light.
- How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
- It's kinda hard to shut the door.
- How do you know there are four elephants in your fridge?
- There's a Mini Cooper sitting outside.
dec 14 2010 ∞
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