january

• interview with the vampire
  • only got uhhhhh one episode in but it is as delicious and decadent as my 13-year-old self would have wanted
• letterkenny
  • icb i went to the states and watched 11 entire seasons of the most canadian show possible
  • i'd have a dart
  • showed a few eps to my mom without thinking about the fact that she would start telling me "pitter patter" every second of every day. this is how i live now
• shoresy
  • i've only had sanguinet for a day and a half but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
• futurama
  • i don't love it but i get why people do
• paranormal lockdown
  • this is actually watchable, what a glowup for the ghost adventures guy
• that 90s show
  • hot take: ehhhhhhhh it's fine
• top 5 beatdown
  • perfect post-flight watching tbh
• easy bake battle
  • seen a lot of complaints about this and honestly they're right! but consider: antoni
  • [antoni voice] antoni is something that can be so personal
  • also i love they have the contestants hanging out together and saying nice things together for the commentary bits?
• critical role
  • getting caught up on what i missed during holidays/travel. so far: fake orgy
  • planerider ryn is both wife goals and life goals
  • ✦✧˚*.₊̣̇. fearne .₊̣̇.*˚✧✦
  • marriage ended with planerider ryn, nana morri is my wife now

february

• critical role
  • i went too hard trying to do errands before the latest episode started and ended up crashing. i theoretically watched it but i have no idea what happened
• stranger things
  • i watched the first season in about an hour and a half, mashing the skip 10 seconds button. i really struggle with a lot of media where kids are in danger, though i can't articulate why some bother me so much and some don't
  • really enjoyed the second season! billy is the worst but is also, unfortunately, Gender
  • i loved the third season except my hatred for hopper has grown to the point where it was unbearable to watch any scene he was in
  • season 4... ok well that happened
  • like when you've got a character saying, in impassioned russian, "i was told the peanut butter smuggler was once a great man" you really gotta consider the riverdale of it all
  • also i'm not impressed that hopper gets to live meanwhile they keep killing my boys
  • also!! after two seasons of escalating mindflayer creepiness and then you go to vecna?? what a fucking downgrade, like yeah he's superpowered or whatever but he's literally just some guy. i'm here for the incomprehensible horrors and you gave me a quirked up white boy who can be defeated by pop songs during a week in history when 'rock me amadeus' was at the top of the billboard hot 100

march

• top 5 beatdown
  • getting into watcher with my mom during the pandemic was a fun thing until this episode, which was so funny i cried multiple times but also it was very embarassing to watch with her lmfao
• idk some more watcher stuff that i forgot to list here, but if they posted it i watched it lmao

april

• critical role
  • finally getting caught up!
  • imogen kinda flirting with ira over sending?? okay okay okay yeah i support this
  • ashton & laudna are literally everything to me
  • ok i'm getting caught up now and holy shit
  • enjoying the uthodern squad's antics (fcg + frida are so cute oh my god. i'm not always a person who goes for cute but damn) but i reaaaaally wanna know what ashton and laudna (and i guess orym) are up to!!
  • the goats though. the goats
• good omens
  • rewatch time!
  • forgot about how damning it is to see crowley and realize that's my fashion goals
  • this was so good that i didn't even really notice i was binging it until suddenly i had no more episodes
• the mentalist
  • i'm extremely good at guessing the killer and i keep being like "i'm such a good detective" when really what i am is good at storytelling
  • trying to avoid spoilers (for this show that finished a solid decade ago) but i do hope that jane gets to murder red john. like they kinda keep pushing this "vengeance is unhealthy" narrative that i'm just not about. let the man do a little murder, as a treat
  • i will say that while i love this show a lot, as a liability-minded person i get hives at jane's antics. but as a prison abolition-minded person my skin then immediately clears knowing that literally none of these criminals would actually face prison time bc of jane's antics

may

• the mentalist
  • jane still on his bullshit, and me still on my bullshit (which is enjoying his bullshit)
  • i love cho
• critical role
  • the 'rip jerry the goat' flask
  • i love aabria so much
  • i would throw down my life for deni$e
• mystery files
  • i'm so glad it isn't (or doesn't seem like it's going to be?) recent, gory true crime, that shit really does bug me (see: hate list)
  • the set is honestly my dream aesthetic lmfao i'm such a retrotech snob and i love an interior that would not be out of place in a cabin

summer (because i fully lost track updating monthlies, oops)

• critical role
  • i'm very behind now and it's difficult to make myself catch up when i'm this busy because i just don't love this campaign? i really dislike two characters and it really undermines my enjoyment of the show as a whole
  • that said, fearne is everything to me
• candela obscura
  • this one i did love! it's always a little weird for me to watch live plays of games i don't know the rules of, though. no idea how the mechanics of this worked even though they explained it constantly
• puppet history
  • did i spend this whole season waiting for the other shoe to drop? well yes
  • this new horse is NOT good enough for our dorothy ruth
• stranger things
  • rewatched while housesitting bc i needed something i didn't need to pay attention to while i did other things
• the witcher
  • oh man this new season. the complaints are.... yeah. yeah
  • that said, the episode that's like a heist at the fancy wizard party told out of sync? YEAH!!!
    • like i am not sure it was a good episode bc some of the writing was like "hi geralt. let me introduce you to these seventeen assorted wizards so the audience will hopefully be at least a little sad when they all die ten minutes from now" but the outfits! the geralt & istredd team-up! the drama! valdo marx and his weird little glee club!
• solar opposites
  • fai pitched this to me with the wall subplot and i was immediately hooked. just me chanting "wall lore wall lore wall lore" the whole way through
  • i also surprisingly became very invested in glenn. that's the sci-fi show representation i specifically need (guy whose only skill brought to the table is being really into the fast and the furious)
• harley quinn
  • i enjoyed this soooooooo much
  • this is the joker i both need and deserve
    • and also the clayface i need and deserve
• metalocalypse
  • rewatch before army of the doomstar
  • every time i rewatch i'm just like. what a fucking show!!! they did that!!! i can't believe i care so much about a bunch of fictional cartoon metal guys who objectively suck!!!

september

• preacher
  • one episode in and i'm obsessed with tulip and also cassidy

ok well i lost track. special shoutout to the final season of letterkenny in december. sun darts forever