- ponchos
- anything sold at KMart
- boyfriend jeans
- neon tights
- the brand 'apple bottoms'
- cargo pants
- tights made to LOOK LIKE pants
- people who wear tights AS PANTS, and are aware of it
- extensions that OBVIOUSLY arent your real hair
- roots
- size 2 jeans when you're really a 5
- crocs
- anything that looks like crocs
- those purses that look like small animals
- shutter shades
- bowl cuts
- various combinations of animal prints, bright colors, and bejeweled accents
- bra straps
- slitting your jeans
- slitting your jeans in awkward places
- most things velcro
- cheap screen tees
- screen tees that are obsene
- screen tees with bejeweled obamas
- wearing all stars with EVERYTHING
- really extensive eyeliner, i'm talking RACOON inspired
- yellow eye shadow (especially if you are tan or african american)
- plastic rainbow beads
- any sort of jewelery from walmart
- sweat pant skirts
- multi-colored, tiered mini skirts
- FURRY ugg boots
- ugg boots with semi-nice dresses
- sweat pants with words across the butt
- sweat pants with sparkley words across the butt
- really ridiculous cocktail rings
- any sort of BLING
- grills--dont' even, there is NO EXCUSE for gold teeth.
- skanky corset inspired shirts
- mom jeans
- wearing light pink if you're pale
- wearing any sort of pastels if you're pale
- wearing tube tops if you are PAST a B cup
- not remembering to wear a bra if you are PAST an A cup
- most metallic gold jackets
- sequin purses
- bootleg purses that are sold at shoe carnival
- sweat pants with elastic at the bottom.
- shoulder pads
- the combination of cowboy boots and wranglers
- pants that double at torture devices
- necklaces that look like mutations (for example: PORTRUDING SPIKES)
- paisley--NO EXCUSES
- high waisted pants done the WRONG WAY
- TACKY airbrush tees
- message tees
- tees with trashy one-word adjectives: angel, hottie, sexy, etc
- velour sweat suits
- sequin purses (can you say MIDDLE SCHOOL)
- OBNOXIOUS colored/patterned rain boots
- tennis shoes--DONT QUESTION THIS
- sketchers (LIFES TOUGH)
- clothes made of MESH--MESH IS FOR BACKPACKS that are REQUIRED in most public schools, and the backstreet boys
- pairing knee high boots and thunder thighs
- pairing tight jeans and thunder thighs
- GIANT flares
- pants with THICK stripes
- most patterned pants [aren't flattering]
- not shaving your legs
- not shaving your legs and wearing skirts
- cutting the sleeves off your tshirts
- windsuits
- anything that resembles richard simmon's workout wear
- scrunchies
- those scrunchies made of hair
- showing off pasties in public places
- tights that are OVER THE TOP patterned.
- METALLIC UGG BOOTS (ARE UGLIER THAN ALL THE OTHER KINDS)
- intentionally showing your unmentionables
- K Swiss tennis shoes
- dressing ridiculously out of season
- neon colored bras with sophisticated apparel
- those patagonia sweaters that have REALLY WEIRD textures
- layering tube tops over polos
- layering tube top DRESSES over polos
- layering TOO TIGHT tube top dresses over anything
- neon tights when they dont match ANYTHING ELSE your wearing.
- paisley bandanas as frequent accesories
- boys who bleach their hair from a drastically different color: this is not cute.
- any sort of ridiculous JIGGLE when you walk
- when people don't cover their EXTRAS
- sack dresses on lanky girls
- dry legs and short things, combined
- exposing your cankles
- any type of camo shoe
jan 22 2009 ∞
apr 23 2009 +