• all orange foods are healthy
  • if you eat something fatty and then eat something healthy, like carrots or oatmeal, the healthy food absorbs all the fat and removes it from your body
  • if you're sick and you keep drinking water and going pee, eventually you will pee out all the germs in your body and be healthy again, and this will happen much faster than if you are not peeing all the time like a crazy person
    • you can tell if you're drinking enough water by taking a vitamin and then drinking water until your pee is clear
  • if you go into shade for even 1 second it resets how close you are to a sunburn
  • if you ever find a single unmatched sock in your room or in the laundry, you must immediately drop everything you're doing and go find its matching sock, otherwise the matching sock will be lost forever
mar 9 2011 ∞
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