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- And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street
- The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins
- The King's Stilts
- The Seven Lady Godivas
- Horton Hatches the Egg
- McElligot's Pool
- Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose
- Bartholomew and the Oobleck
- If I Ran the Zoo
- ✔ Scrambled Eggs Super!
- ✔ Horton Hears a Who!
- On Beyond Zebra!
- If I Ran the Circus
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
- ✔ The Cat in the Hat
- ✔ The Cat in the Hat Comes Back
- ✔ Yertle the Turtle and Other Stories
- Happy Birthday to You!
- ✔ One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
- ✔ Green Eggs and Ham
jun 27 2011 ∞
jun 27 2011 +
 In the order which they are stacked on the nightstand:
- Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niffenegger
- Lullabies For Little Criminals by Heather O'Neill
- Remember Me? By Sophie Kinsella
- ✔ Who's That Girl? by Alexandra Potter
- Your Heart Belongs To Me by Dean Koontz
- The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat by Oliver Sacks
- Heart Shaped Box by Joe Hill
- The Dracula Dossier by James Reese
- Dirty Blonde by Lisa Scottoline
- Year of Wonders by Geraldine Brooks
- Black House By King & Straub
jan 16 2010 ∞
feb 23 2010 +
- Industrial Cleaner - This is housework on steriods. Also I've just learned that these are the people who clean up the body fluids after a person dies.
- Podiatrist - 8 hours a day having smelly, mutant, neglected, fungus infected, toe jamy feet in your face.
- Telemarketer - How many times a day can you be told to fuck off before you'd start to get a complex?
- Farm Hand - This job basically consists of long hours, shovelling shit.
- Fish Monger - Smell. Gizzards. Enough said.
- Help Center - People are idiots. The constant barrage of stupidity would drive me to commit murder.
- Jim's Mowing - I hate mowing the lawn.
- Miner - I saw descent and it scared the shit out of me. Ain't nothing getting me to go underground.
- Nurse - All these people do all day long is de...
sep 9 2009 ∞
sep 9 2009 +
 Shows I'm watching now:
- Criminal minds
- Grey's Anatomy
- House
- Lie To Me
- The Apprentice
- Son's of Anarchy
- The Restaurant
- Bold & the Beautiful
- Boston Legal
- The Mentalist
Past favourites:
- Dawson's Creek
- Sex and the City
- Seinfeld
- Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
- Sopranos
- 7th Heaven
- Star Trek: The Next Generation
- The Office
jun 14 2009 ∞
jun 14 2009 +
jun 5 2009 ∞
jun 5 2009 +
- electrician
- scientist
- GIS operator
- dental technician
- support worker
- social worker
- occupational therapist
- nurse
- psychologist
- store manager
- housewife
- language teacher
- truck driver
- shop assistant
jun 4 2009 ∞
jun 6 2009 +
- Body dysmorphic disorder is a psychiatric disorder in which the affected person is excessively concerned about and preoccupied by an imagined or minor defect in his or her physical features.
- delusions of reference involve people having a belief or perception that irrelevant, unrelated or innocuous phenomena in the world refer to them directly or have special personal significance.
- Fregoli delusion is a rare disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that different people are in fact a single person who changes appearance or is in disguise.
- Capgras delusion is a disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that a friend, spouse or other close family member, has been replaced by an identical-looking impostor.
- Clinical lycanthropy is defined as a rare psychiatric syndrome which involves a delusion that the affected person can or has transformed into a...
jun 2 2009 ∞
jun 6 2009 +
- People who come to work with the flu or any other infectious disease will be sent home and fined a months wages (Proceeds to be donated to local hospital) they will also have to pay for the sick leave of any colleague who gets sick as a result.
- People who preface a word beginning with the letter "H" with "an" will be publicly slapped with a three day old medium sized fish (The only exception being when the H is silent eg. Honourable).
- All restaurants will serve complimentary bread while customers are working out what to order.
- People who don't use their indicators automatically forfeit their licence following the second offence.
- Stem Cell research will not only be legal world wide, but it will be actively encouraged and funded as much as possible by taxes.
jun 2 2009 ∞
jun 4 2009 +
- ✔ Bag of Bones
- Black House (novel)
- ✔ Carrie (novel)
- ✔ Cell (novel)
- ✔ Christine
- The Colorado Kid
- ✔ Cujo
- Cycle of the Werewolf
- ✔ The Dark Half
- ✔ The Dead Zone (novel)
- ✔ Desperation
- Different Seasons (short stories)
- ✔ Dolores Claiborne
- ✔ Dreamcatcher (novel)
- Duma Key
- Everything's Eventual: 14 Dark Tales
- The Eyes of the Dragon (fantasy)
- ✔ Firestarter
- ✔ Four Past Midnight (Short Stories)
- ✔ From a Buick 8
- ✔ Gerald's Game
jun 2 2009 ∞
jun 3 2009 +
- The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
- ✔ The Lord Of The Rings – J.R.R. Tolkien
- Pride And Prejudice – Jane Austin
- ✔ To Kill A Mockingbird – Harper Lee
- ✔ Memoirs Of A Geisha – Arthur Golden
- Angels And Demons – Dan Brown
- The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
- ✔ My Sister’s Keeper – Jodi Picoult
- Tomorrow, When The War Began – John Marsden
- Magician – Raymond E. Feist
- The Bronze Horseman – Paullina Simons
- Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire – J.K. Rowling
- ✔ The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien
- ✔ Bridget Jones’ Diary – Helen Fielding
- Cloudstreet – Tim Winton
- Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban – J.K. Rowling
- The Power Of One – Bryce Courtenay
jun 2 2009 ∞
jun 3 2009 +
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- Waitress at a pizza joint (Got every order wrong, got moved to the kitchen washing dishes)
- Dishwasher at a pizza joint (burnt hand & cut finger, got sent home)
- Sandwich Hand (Got abused by customers, never went back for 2nd shift)
- Sales assistant in Home wares store. (Was politely asked not to come back after getting into an argument with a customer)
It was at about this point I started to realise that hospitality wasn't for me.
- Census Collector (got flashed, cracked onto, ranted at about Govt. control)
- Parachute Packer (Never got paid so I stopped turning up)
- Admin assistant in a legal firm (Left after a week. Job consisted of making coffee and filing)
- Office assistant at a small newspaper (sh...
aug 1 2010 ∞
aug 1 2010 +
- ✔ look into doing a cooking course
- ✔ re-start my exercise routine
- finish putting together the photo wall
- go swimming once a week
- ✔ get some Wild Hibiscus flowers
- ✔ host a dinner party
- ✔ finish reading any of the half finished books piled on the bedside table.
jan 5 2010 ∞
feb 23 2010 +
 Getting around:
- Google maps
- Toilet Mate
- AroundMe
- MetroMelb
Entertainment:
- Urbanspoon
- OneTouchMovies
- Foxtel Guide
Fitness:
Games:
- Sudoku
- the Sims
- Millionaire Tycoon
- Sol Free
Social Networking:
jul 18 2009 ∞
mar 30 2010 +
- Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
- Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
- You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
- You watch the Weather Channel.
- Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
- You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
- Older relatives feel comfortable telling ...
jun 5 2009 ∞
jun 5 2009 +
jun 4 2009 ∞
jun 4 2009 +
- coke
- salad
- peanut butter
- deep fried anything
- spinach
- full cream milk
- muesli bars
- fungi
- bananas
- beans
- peas
- corn
- smoked salmon
- artificial sweeteners
jun 3 2009 ∞
jun 4 2009 +
- asinine
- cantankerous
- dastardly
- diabolical
- fabulous
- flabbergasted
- fiduciary
- globuliferous
- ignominy
- temerity
jun 2 2009 ∞
jun 3 2009 +
- ✔ Star Wars (1977), dir. George Lucas
- ✔ The Godfather (1972), dir. Francis Ford Coppola
- ✔ Pulp Fiction (1994), dir. Quentin Tarantino
- Casablanca (1942), dir. Michael Curtiz
- Gone With The Wind (1939), dir. Victor Fleming
- ✔ Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), dir. Steven Spielberg
- ✔ Schindler's List (1993), dir. Steven Spielberg
- ✔ Citizen Kane (1941), dir. Orson Welles
- ✔ The Empire Strikes Back (1980), dir. Irvin Kershner
- It's A Wonderful Life (1946), dir. Frank Capra
- ✔ The Silence of the Lambs (1991), dir. Jonathan Demme
- ✔ Braveheart (1995), dir. Mel Gibson
- ✔ E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial (1982), dir....
jun 2 2009 ∞
jun 3 2009 +
- sleeping in on Sunday's
- getting parcels in the mail
- the smell of freshly cut grass
- taking long baths
- thunderstorms
- special fried rice
- flickering light of burning candles
- vivid dreams
- dr martins
- cuban cigars
- playing pool
- the exford arms
- little baby kittens
- watching the footy
- writing
- the summer
- looking at the stars
- the smell of jasmine
- nail polish
- jb hifi
- archie comics
jun 2 2009 ∞
mar 20 2010 +
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