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  • And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street
  • The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins
  • The King's Stilts
  • The Seven Lady Godivas {R}
  • Horton Hatches the Egg
  • McElligot's Pool
  • Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose
  • Bartholomew and the Oobleck
  • If I Ran the Zoo
  • Scrambled Eggs Super!
  • Horton Hears a Who!
  • On Beyond Zebra!
  • If I Ran the Circus
  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
  • The Cat in the Hat
  • The Cat in the Hat Comes Back
  • Yertle the Turtle and Other Stories
  • Happy Birthday to You!
  • One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
  • Green Eggs and Ham
jun 27 2011 ∞
apr 12 2014 +
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  • look into doing a cooking course
  • re-start my exercise routine
  • finish putting together the photo wall
  • go swimming once a week
  • get some Wild Hibiscus flowers
  • host a dinner party
  • finish reading any of the half finished books piled on the bedside table.
jan 5 2010 ∞
feb 23 2010 +
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Shows I'm watching now:

  • Criminal minds
  • Grey's Anatomy
  • House
  • Lie To Me
  • The Apprentice
  • Son's of Anarchy
  • The Restaurant
  • Bold & the Beautiful
  • Boston Legal
  • The Mentalist

Past favourites:

  • Dawson's Creek
  • Sex and the City
  • Seinfeld
  • Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
  • Sopranos
  • 7th Heaven
  • Star Trek: The Next Generation
  • The Office
jun 14 2009 ∞
jun 14 2009 +
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  • Body dysmorphic disorder is a psychiatric disorder in which the affected person is excessively concerned about and preoccupied by an imagined or minor defect in his or her physical features.
  • delusions of reference involve people having a belief or perception that irrelevant, unrelated or innocuous phenomena in the world refer to them directly or have special personal significance.
  • Fregoli delusion is a rare disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that different people are in fact a single person who changes appearance or is in disguise.
  • Capgras delusion is a disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that a friend, spouse or other close family member, has been replaced by an identical-looking impostor.
  • Clinical lycanthropy is defined as a rare psychiatric syndrome which involves a delusion that the affected person can or has transformed into a...
jun 2 2009 ∞
jun 6 2009 +
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  • Star Wars (1977), dir. George Lucas
  • The Godfather (1972), dir. Francis Ford Coppola
  • Pulp Fiction (1994), dir. Quentin Tarantino
  • Casablanca (1942), dir. Michael Curtiz
  • Gone With The Wind (1939), dir. Victor Fleming
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), dir. Steven Spielberg
  • Schindler's List (1993), dir. Steven Spielberg
  • Citizen Kane (1941), dir. Orson Welles
  • The Empire Strikes Back (1980), dir. Irvin Kershner
  • It's A Wonderful Life (1946), dir. Frank Capra
  • The Silence of the Lambs (1991), dir. Jonathan Demme
  • Braveheart (1995), dir. Mel Gibson
  • E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial (1982), dir....
jun 2 2009 ∞
jun 3 2009 +
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  • The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
  • The Lord Of The Rings – J.R.R. Tolkien
  • Pride And Prejudice – Jane Austin
  • To Kill A Mockingbird – Harper Lee
  • Memoirs Of A Geisha – Arthur Golden
  • Angels And Demons – Dan Brown
  • The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
  • My Sister’s Keeper – Jodi Picoult
  • Tomorrow, When The War Began – John Marsden
  • Magician – Raymond E. Feist
  • The Bronze Horseman – Paullina Simons
  • Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire – J.K. Rowling
  • The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien
  • Bridget Jones’ Diary – Helen Fielding
  • Cloudstreet – Tim Winton
  • Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban – J.K. Rowling
  • The Power Of One – Bryce Courtenay
jun 2 2009 ∞
jun 3 2009 +
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In the order which they are stacked on the nightstand:

  • Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niffenegger
  • Lullabies For Little Criminals by Heather O'Neill
  • Remember Me? By Sophie Kinsella
  • Who's That Girl? by Alexandra Potter
  • Your Heart Belongs To Me by Dean Koontz
  • The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat by Oliver Sacks
  • Heart Shaped Box by Joe Hill
  • The Dracula Dossier by James Reese
  • Dirty Blonde by Lisa Scottoline
  • Year of Wonders by Geraldine Brooks
  • Black House By King & Straub
jan 16 2010 ∞
feb 23 2010 +
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Getting around:

  • Google maps
  • Toilet Mate
  • AroundMe
  • MetroMelb

Entertainment:

  • Urbanspoon
  • OneTouchMovies
  • Foxtel Guide

Fitness:

  • ShapeUp
  • C25K

Games:

  • Sudoku
  • the Sims
  • Millionaire Tycoon
  • Sol Free

Social Networking:

jul 18 2009 ∞
mar 30 2010 +
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  • coke
  • salad
  • peanut butter
  • deep fried anything
  • spinach
  • full cream milk
  • muesli bars
  • fungi
  • bananas
  • beans
  • peas
  • corn
  • smoked salmon
  • artificial sweeteners
jun 3 2009 ∞
jun 4 2009 +
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  • People who come to work with the flu or any other infectious disease will be sent home and fined a months wages (Proceeds to be donated to local hospital) they will also have to pay for the sick leave of any colleague who gets sick as a result.
  • People who preface a word beginning with the letter "H" with "an" will be publicly slapped with a three day old medium sized fish (The only exception being when the H is silent eg. Honourable).
  • All restaurants will serve complimentary bread while customers are working out what to order.
  • People who don't use their indicators automatically forfeit their licence following the second offence.
  • Stem Cell research will not only be legal world wide, but it will be actively encouraged and funded as much as possible by taxes.
jun 2 2009 ∞
jun 4 2009 +
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  • sleeping in on Sunday's
  • getting parcels in the mail
  • the smell of freshly cut grass
  • taking long baths
  • thunderstorms
  • special fried rice
  • flickering light of burning candles
  • vivid dreams
  • dr martins
  • cuban cigars
  • playing pool
  • the exford arms
  • little baby kittens
  • watching the footy
  • writing
  • the summer
  • looking at the stars
  • the smell of jasmine
  • nail polish
  • jb hifi
  • archie comics
jun 2 2009 ∞
mar 20 2010 +
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  • Waitress at a pizza joint (Got every order wrong, got moved to the kitchen washing dishes)
  • Dishwasher at a pizza joint (burnt hand & cut finger, got sent home)
  • Sandwich Hand (Got abused by customers, never went back for 2nd shift)
  • Sales assistant in Home wares store. (Was politely asked not to come back after getting into an argument with a customer)

It was at about this point I started to realise that hospitality wasn't for me.

  • Census Collector (got flashed, cracked onto, ranted at about Govt. control)
  • Parachute Packer (Never got paid so I stopped turning up)
  • Admin assistant in a legal firm (Left after a week. Job consisted of making coffee and filing)
  • Office assistant at a small newspaper (sh...
aug 1 2010 ∞
aug 1 2010 +
  • Industrial Cleaner - This is housework on steriods. Also I've just learned that these are the people who clean up the body fluids after a person dies.
  • Podiatrist - 8 hours a day having smelly, mutant, neglected, fungus infected, toe jamy feet in your face.
  • Telemarketer - How many times a day can you be told to fuck off before you'd start to get a complex?
  • Farm Hand - This job basically consists of long hours, shovelling shit.
  • Fish Monger - Smell. Gizzards. Enough said.
  • Help Center - People are idiots. The constant barrage of stupidity would drive me to commit murder.
  • Jim's Mowing - I hate mowing the lawn.
  • Miner - I saw descent and it scared the shit out of me. Ain't nothing getting me to go underground.
  • Nurse - All these people do all day long is de...
sep 9 2009 ∞
sep 9 2009 +
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  • Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
  • Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
  • You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
  • 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
  • You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
  • You watch the Weather Channel.
  • Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
  • You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
  • Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
  • You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
  • Older relatives feel comfortable telling ...
jun 5 2009 ∞
jun 5 2009 +
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  • electrician
  • scientist
  • GIS operator
  • dental technician
  • support worker
  • social worker
  • occupational therapist
  • nurse
  • psychologist
  • store manager
  • housewife
  • language teacher
  • truck driver
  • shop assistant
jun 4 2009 ∞
jun 6 2009 +
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  • asinine
  • cantankerous
  • dastardly
  • diabolical
  • fabulous
  • flabbergasted
  • fiduciary
  • globuliferous
  • ignominy
  • temerity
jun 2 2009 ∞
jun 3 2009 +
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  • Bag of Bones
  • Black House (novel)
  • Carrie (novel)
  • Cell (novel)
  • Christine
  • The Colorado Kid
  • Cujo
  • Cycle of the Werewolf
  • The Dark Half
  • The Dead Zone (novel)
  • Desperation
  • Different Seasons (short stories)
  • Dolores Claiborne
  • Dreamcatcher (novel)
  • Duma Key
  • Everything's Eventual: 14 Dark Tales
  • The Eyes of the Dragon (fantasy)
  • Firestarter
  • Four Past Midnight (Short Stories)
  • From a Buick 8
  • Gerald's Game
jun 2 2009 ∞
jun 3 2009 +