• apples
  • peppers
  • little gem lettuce
  • new potatoes
jul 18 2017 ∞
jul 18 2017 +
  • what really killed the dinosaurs? meeeeeee --giant brain
  • that kid in sweden named Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
  • elizabeth warren having spilled coffee on herself
  • one house please
  • skeleton harvester
  • thick thighs big booty contact lenses made out of necco wafers bunch of chocolate sauce in her hair because she fell asleep in her sundae again
may 22 2017 ∞
sep 18 2017 +
  • son of sam, elliott smith
  • beauty and the beast, david bowie
  • five years, david bowie
  • I am trying to break your heart, wilco
  • at least that's what you said, wilco
  • the abandoned hospital ship, flaming lips
  • death on 2 legs, queen
  • foi na cruz, nick cave
may 6 2017 ∞
jun 29 2017 +
  • the skies belong to us, love and terror in the golden age of hijacking
  • magic for beginners
  • o pioneers
  • bicycle diaries
  • hot, living through the next 50 years on earth
  • sixth extinction
  • ida: a sword among lions
  • fire on the mountain
  • handmaid's tale
  • no one belongs here more than you
  • time's arrow time's cycle
  • the righteous mind
  • clan of the cave bear
  • river of shadows
  • the undoing project
  • sand county almanac
  • dancing in the streets, history of collective joy
  • starlight and storm
mar 27 2017 ∞
sep 18 2017 +
  • put gloves on before starting
  • check tire direction closely before putting it on
  • easier to get the tire back on by using mostly your hand to push it on and just one tire lever, vs. two or three
  • on brakes, pushing screws in will push the brake outward, and vice versa
  • check tire for tacks!!
jan 17 2017 ∞
jan 22 2017 +
  • please mr kennedy -- jt, poe dameron, and kylo ren
  • fart so loud -- jenna maroney
  • stan (grammys performance) -- eminem and elton john
  • ms. lefevre -- maow
jan 2 2017 ∞
feb 27 2017 +
  • the kt
  • caltrain
  • marguerite-rp
  • caltrain
  • the 48
  • BART
  • the N
  • the 47
  • the 49
  • the L
dec 9 2016 ∞
dec 9 2016 +
  • persimmon
  • blood orange
  • mandarin orange
  • strawberry
  • cherry
  • blueberry
  • nectarine
  • melon
  • concord grape
  • fig
  • pomegranate
  • quince
sep 14 2016 ∞
sep 14 2016 +
  • tadu ethiopian
  • chile lindo empanadas, after mission drinking
  • revisit pizzetta 211
  • san tung wings
  • craftsman and wolves cookie
  • craftsman and wolves high tea
  • lovejoy's tea room
  • arlequin wine merchant / wine cafe
  • bow bow cocktail karaoke
  • cholo soy ceviche
  • taste of jiangnan wuxi specialties
  • scullery welsh rarebit
  • 20th century cafe honey cake
  • salumeria vegetarian sandwich
  • word for word cafe @ z space
  • cityscape lounge at the hilton
  • sunset reservoir brewing (again)... perhaps before pizzetta or jiangnin
  • house of shields... why not?
jul 13 2016 ∞
jul 23 2017 +
  • celery
  • parsnips
  • prawns
may 25 2016 ∞
may 25 2016 +
  • across the universe (2007)
  • green room (2016)
  • mystery men (1999)
  • spider-man 3 (2007)
  • pearl harbor (2001)
may 11 2016 ∞
may 11 2016 +
  • paso robles
    • halder
    • stillwaters
  • los olivos
    • daniel geahrs -- cloooosed??
    • coquelicot
    • carhartt -- but too sceney now?
  • hopland
    • mcnabb
    • rivino
  • sonoma
    • red car -- pricey but great, bro
    • porter bass -- just charming
  • wines we like
    • pinot noir -- eminently, drinkable, tituss
apr 12 2016 ∞
jun 29 2017 +
  • clay aiken came out as gay
  • andy rooney died
  • david bowie died on my birthday
feb 26 2016 ∞
feb 26 2016 +
  • oakland food crawl, starting at beauty's bagels at macarthur
  • sf chinatown, cheap drinks and jook at sam wo
  • ocean beach, judahlicious, trouble coffee, stern grove
  • biking around heron's head park, dogpatch faves
  • cocktails at eureka, castro theatre show
  • alameda island adventure (faction brewing, alameda island brewing, bakeries, etc)
  • cocktails at 15 romolo, l'osteria del forno, 9 PM saturday show of beach blanket babylon
  • hearth WRF three-course night with wine
  • dinner at alfred's!
  • anchor distillery tasting room on a friday afternoon
  • sf flower mart and soma shenanigans
  • somewhere reviewed in east bay express, like togi's mongolian, or that rice noodle...
jan 20 2016 ∞
jan 22 2017 +
  • let's have a tree-tree
  • strike a pose and join the chorus
  • god and sinners, get ready to reconcile at our third-annual party for the late holiday season
  • mary had a baby and we decided to marry, so let's make merry
  • dash, dance, or prance your way down to the castro
  • so come o come emmanuel, but please follow our one house rule and DO NOT BRING RED WINE--otherwise you'll find yourself mourning in lonely exile
  • so, no matter where the rest of your night is half-spent, you and your lineage should plan on coming over
nov 27 2015 ∞
dec 21 2016 +
  • chickpea stew or white bean stew
  • frittata with onions and/or potatoes
  • caramelized tofu
  • cooked down in garlic with poached egg, fried bread
    • spicy, with vinegar
  • mixed into panisse or falafel, with a side dish
  • pureed into pesto for pasta or grain salad
  • stirred into a risotto
    • poached or scrambled egg
    • hard or soft cheese
    • walnuts or other nut
  • root vegetable hash in the morning
  • mixed into a peanut sauce with tofu or meat
  • salad topping for socca
  • salad with flavorful croutons and wine/li...
nov 5 2015 ∞
nov 5 2015 +
  • no myth, michael penn
  • no rain, blind melon
  • no reply, the beatles
  • no quarter, led zeppelin
  • no poetry, wilco
  • no code (entire peal jam album)
  • no doubt (entire discography)
aug 15 2015 ∞
aug 15 2015 +
  • suicide in an airplane, ornstein
  • from the swimmers, ives
  • cinq rechants, messaien
  • mondestrunken, schoenberg
  • arc-en-ciel, ligeti
  • knoxville summer of 1915, barber
  • one ever hangs, britten
  • the crucifixion, barber
  • sonata for flute and harp, iii: rondo, mozetich
aug 3 2015 ∞
aug 3 2015 +
  • the prophet's song, queen
  • to the last whale / wind on the water, stills and nash
  • all we have is now, flaming lips
    • (hopefully not, fingers crossed)
  • fire, the crazy world of arthur brown
  • o superman, laurie anderson
  • I am not afraid, owen pallett
  • satan is my motor, cake
  • water fountain, tune-yards
  • nowadays, from chicago
  • all the things that go to make heaven and earth, new pornographers
  • the water shrew that rends its pray, margaret atwood
  • theme song to blossom
jul 21 2015 ∞
apr 10 2016 +
  • billy joel
  • journey
  • matchbox 20
  • savage garden
  • the tallest man on earth
  • system of a down
jun 21 2015 ∞
mar 5 2016 +
  • the cruellest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
  • you've been fooled by april, AND SHE'S GONE----
  • he came all so still, where his mother lay / as dew in aprille, that falleth on the spray
may 15 2015 ∞
may 15 2015 +
  • st. elmo's fire (brian eno)
  • piazza, new york catcher
  • impossible germany
  • miss misery
  • the bleeding heart show
  • mykonos
  • water fountain
  • the crucifixion (barber)
  • miracle drug
  • quia respexit humilitatem (bach magnificat)
apr 27 2015 ∞
jun 7 2017 +
  • a new hope / oryx & crake
    • introduction to new and awesome world
    • stands alone from other parts pretty well
  • empire strikes back / year of the flood
    • best entry in trilogy
    • unfortunately not recommendable as first entry into series, since it can't stand apart from prequel and sequel
  • return of the jedi / maddaddam
    • begins with possibly most memorable set piece of entire trilogy (jabba's palace/bearlift)
    • ending feels like it was written in a hurry, doesn't entirely make sense
    • leia+luke/adam+zeb are arbitrarily siblings
    • key to defeating galactic empire/painball...
apr 9 2015 ∞
apr 9 2015 +
  • twin cinema
  • brill bruisers
  • challengers
  • electric version
  • mass romantic
  • together
feb 28 2015 ∞
feb 28 2015 +
  • buenos aires
    • accommodations
      • first two days (sat-sun)
        • rooney's hotel, san telmo
      • second six days (sun-sat)
        • aníbal airbnb, san telmo
    • city activities
      • xul solar museo -- sounds like jurassic technology
      • plane-fucking-tario
      • biking around in a park, rent bikes
      • http://www.espaciomemoria.ar/
    • day trips?
      • le tigre -- hanging around a river delta on boats, eating food, supposed to be a n...
jan 22 2015 ∞
mar 5 2016 +
  • staples in jeff's scalp
  • full windsor knot in reverse on mr. johnson
  • walking around before the ceremony to decompress and looking at the menu for nick's crispy tacos and remembering how we used to go for tacos every tuesday and nick's crispy tacos wasn't good at all
  • "be careful."
    • "you too."
  • "meet you at the statue in an hour."
  • "sam, old friend, oh man"
  • eating gross food in front of 100 friends--what a good idea.
  • everybody, everybody getting down to "move your feet" and knowing all the words, and doing all the call-and-response
    • and feel united, whoa-oh-oh
  • mom getting seconds of mashed potatoes
dec 16 2014 ∞
may 20 2015 +
  • the art of dying, george harrison
  • galileo, indigo girls
  • seahorse, devendra banhart
nov 4 2014 ∞
nov 4 2014 +
  • spring = junipero
  • summer = hendrick's (and pimm's no. 1)
  • autumn = half moon orchard
  • winter = terroir
oct 7 2014 ∞
feb 23 2015 +
  • flip flops
  • jorts
  • shredded lettuce
  • refrigerated stone fruit
  • box croutons
  • cheap veggie burgers
  • really dark roast coffee
  • overdressed salads
  • really mayo-slathered pasta and macaroni salads
  • mr goodbar
  • subway sweet onion sauce
  • manspreading (courteously, in private)
  • bacon bits
sep 23 2014 ∞
feb 11 2016 +
  • against all odds, phil collins
    • TURN AROUND AND SEE ME CRY
  • alone, heart
    • I NEVER REALLY CARED UNTIL I MET YOU
    • HOW DO I GET YOU ALONE
  • night still comes, neko case
    • YOU NEVER HELD IT
  • desperado, eagles
    • LET SOMEBODY LOVE YOU
  • hail holy queen, sister act
    • CHERUBIM
    • SWEEEEEEET SERAPHIM
    • sister mary robert forever
aug 15 2014 ∞
feb 28 2016 +
  • laurie anderson / lou reed
  • yuka honda / nels cline
jul 24 2014 ∞
aug 9 2014 +
  • don't ride your bike on the sidewalk!
  • don't ride your bike very slowly on the three-foot wide expanse of temporary sidewalk set up during castro street construction, basically forcing people who are walking the opposite direction to take refuge in local businesses!
  • don't ride your bike into that sushi restaurant!
  • hey, don't drive your car on the sidewalk!
jul 4 2014 ∞
jul 4 2014 +
  • a ghost is born, wilco
  • the worse things get the harder I fight the harder I fight the more I love you, neko case
  • remain in light, talking heads
  • selmasongs, björk
  • music from the adventures of pete and pete, polaris
  • close to the edge, yes
may 10 2014 ∞
jul 18 2014 +
  • Joel renamed the conversation "Jane Leeves (of Grass)".
  • "You got the zip code wrong on my address! Was that a joke about Björk?"
  • "you are the bob hartley to my dick loudon."
feb 5 2014 ∞
feb 5 2014 +
  • walt whitman
  • glenn greenwald
  • allen ginsberg
  • chloe sevigny*
dec 3 2013 ∞
dec 3 2013 +
  • xmas party
    • hot toddies
      • cognac
      • bourbon
      • brown-butter infused $4 rum from trader joe's
    • mulled white wine
    • baguette and cheese
    • compost cookies
      • dark chocolate
      • dried cherries
      • coffee grounds
      • pine nuts
      • toasted quinoa
      • salt and vinegar chips
      • captain crunch with crunchberries
    • pa dutch sugar cookies
    • dan savage's mom's snowballs
oct 18 2013 ∞
dec 15 2013 +
  • colonialism
    • in africa
  • napoleonic wars
  • antarctica
    • discovery
    • shackleton
aug 19 2013 ∞
aug 19 2013 +
  • ritual of making cocktails
  • excuse to use kitchen scale
  • excuse to read cocktail blogs
  • chilled glass
  • garnish
  • think about buying mezcal someday
jul 23 2013 ∞
aug 19 2013 +
  • labor day 2013
  • drinks
    • pimm's cups
      • pimm's mix
      • cut fruit
      • ice
      • lemonade
      • soda
    • rose wine, white wine
    • case or two of beer
  • food
    • ina garten ultimate cornbread
    • bean salad?
    • pork ribs, maybe on a grill
    • guacamole
jul 16 2013 ∞
aug 5 2013 +
  • mount diablo
    • but now you must bike up!
  • mount davidson (iconic cross, clint eastwood)
  • tire swing
  • camp at point reyes
  • railroad museum in sacramento
  • warehouse cafe in point costa
  • henry coe backpacking
  • treasure island
  • palace of fine arts
  • bike riding generally
jun 2 2013 ∞
apr 7 2014 +
  • that's what you get for trying to exercise.
  • are you right-handed?
  • did you see that louisville player?
  • how much longer are you in the sling?
  • what kind of metal is inside your arm? (chemical engineers only)
  • what about airport security?
  • did you get hit by a car making an illegal right turn at market and octavia? (urban planners only)
apr 4 2013 ∞
jul 21 2013 +
  • host the french chef
  • sing "the winner takes it all"
  • enter into a lesbian relationship with allison janney
feb 25 2013 ∞
feb 25 2013 +
  • midnight clear
  • skarlett letter
jan 27 2013 ∞
jan 27 2013 +
  • trivial pursuit
  • bowling
  • secret santa
  • gingerbread sculpting
  • figs on toast
  • egg whites in a cocktail
dec 6 2012 ∞
apr 4 2017 +
  • sazerac
    • 2 oz rye
    • 4 dashes peychaud's
    • dash of water
    • light tsp sugar
    • pastis
    • mason jar; lemon peel
  • martini (3:1)
    • 2.1 oz gin
    • .7 oz vermouth
    • up; 2 olives, w/ pit
  • boulevardier
    • 2 oz rye
    • 1 oz vermouth
    • 1 oz campari
    • neat or up; orange peel, cherry, or both
  • manhattan
nov 18 2012 ∞
may 27 2013 +
  • programming
  • guitar playing
    • especially finger-picking
    • especially thumb-using
  • spices
sep 24 2012 ∞
sep 24 2012 +
  • scrub
    • to offer comments on someone's resume
  • dank
    • pleasing, to a stoner
sep 22 2012 ∞
sep 22 2012 +
  • pastis and poetry (9/29/12)
    • dinner
      • bean stew
      • polenta
      • green beans
      • red wine
      • cider
    • invocation -- you fit into me
    • you must change your life
  • surprise mac 'n' cheese bakeoff
    • jeff's b-day 2012
    • yodeling pickle prize
  • 27th birthday party => zaireeka party
    • yoshimi was very important to me at 17
    • so I have wanted to listen to this album for 10 years
    • desyncing is part of experience (physical...
sep 4 2012 ∞
oct 25 2012 +
  • close to the edge, yes
  • the age of adz, sufjan stevens
  • remain in light, talking heads
  • heartland, owen pallett
  • embryonic, flaming lips
  • yoshimi battles the pink robots, flaming lips
aug 15 2012 ∞
aug 15 2012 +
  • london (june 15 - june 20)
    • sum of 2 squares southstand apartments.
    • st. john?
    • seasalter? worth it?
  • berlin (june 21 - june 26)
    • the cylinder of nabonidus at the pergamon
    • kaiserwilhelmsgedächtniskirche
      • super hahn doner
    • currywurst
  • amsterdam (june 27 - june 29)
    • staying on a boat!!
    • june 28, 10 am -- the anne frank house
    • arendsnest (1000 beers)
    • biking
    • fries
    • van gogh museum?
apr 13 2012 ∞
jun 10 2012 +
  • what is liberia?
  • who is richard nixon?
  • what is pygmalion?
  • what is gone with the wind?
  • what is pitcairn island?
  • who is george iii?
  • what are the knights templar?
  • who is lafayette?
apr 2 2012 ∞
mar 4 2013 +
  • waking up at 7 AM
  • rushing to catch a bus
  • time passing slowly
  • time passing quickly
  • thinking about time
  • rushing in a group of people
  • meeting a group of russian people
  • eating cereal out of a bowl
  • looking for a bowl to eat cereal out of
  • looking for a bowl to eat anything out of
  • making my mind up, trying to choose a seat
  • making my mind up in general, especially if the decision involves a verb that rhymes with "take"
    • which slides can I make?
    • which pie can I bake?
    • which leaves can I rake?
    • which snow can it flake? -- this is how y...
feb 23 2012 ∞
feb 24 2012 +
  • simply irresistible
  • the ramen girl
  • like water for chocolate
nov 29 2011 ∞
nov 29 2011 +
  • "sounds like it could be awesome/a scam"
  • "I am amazed/judgmental that this person stocks coors light"
jul 5 2011 ∞
jul 5 2011 +
  • tahini, red miso, honey
  • tahini, red miso, maple syrup
  • tahini, apple butter
  • peanut butter, apple butter
  • peanut butter, maple syrup
  • peanut butter, fruit jam
  • peanut butter, bananas, walnuts, maple syrup, milk
  • olive oil, maple syrup
  • caramelized onions, poached egg
  • brown butter, maple syrup, poached egg, chives

to try

  • soffrito
apr 5 2011 ∞
nov 29 2011 +
  • find out about bear canisters
  • concoct a first-aid kit
  • check weather
    • obsessively
  • get a couchsurfing host!!
    • ohhhh yeah matt in portland
  • how is the snowpack?
    • crampons rentals??
    • call rental company -- 406-888-5454
      • are crampons step-in?
      • are you renting a lot right now? how many do you have?
    • mostly play it by ear, consult with park rangers regarding what hikes are snowy, be honest about your limited snow navigation abilities
  • how do we pick up our backpacking permit?...
jul 5 2011 ∞
jul 12 2011 +
  • flaming lips
  • polaris
  • MIA
  • david byrne (solo or talking heads, sometimes both)
  • neko case (solo or new pornographers)
  • prince
  • white stripes
  • owen pallett
  • outkast

seriously, I just make the same mix cd over and over with different songs

mar 1 2011 ∞
may 14 2012 +
  • stevia
  • lumpia
  • nutria
  • zambia
apr 7 2011 ∞
apr 7 2011 +
  • consomme
    • the "consummate" stock
  • supremes
    • of a citrus fruit
  • ultimate pancakes
    • from vivian's millenium cafe in studio city
    • definitely really good pancakes
  • perfection salad
  • perfect food dietary supplement
    • if it is the perfect food, why is it only a supplement and not the basis of your entire diet?
  • julie's ultimate blend from philz
feb 17 2011 ∞
apr 24 2014 +
  • samuel barber / aaron copland
  • heidi swanson psychological thriller
    • about a crazy obsessed vegetarian food blogger
    • julie and julia meets notes on a scandal
  • walt whitman / abraham lincoln
jan 31 2011 ∞
jun 29 2011 +
  • a sea ghost
  • a cherry ghost
  • the murdering ghost that you cannot ignore
  • a ghost on the bottom of a top (spinning)
  • the ghost bird of lincoln's inn
  • the ghost at number one
jan 2 2011 ∞
oct 17 2015 +
  • For years, sake has been the Leonard Cohen of drinks: passionately adored by a small cadre of loyalists, but relegated to the category of “mysterious obscurity” among the masses.
  • ACROSS the United States, artisanal pizza joints are opening faster than Natalie Portman movies. But inside those imported ovens, pepperoni — by far America’s most popular pizza topping — is as rare as a black swan.
  • Because the dining room is in daylight at this time of year, it reminded me of Cloris Leachman without makeup or stage lighting.
  • And lobes of dismal-flavored sea urchin served over thick lardo and heavy toast were just dreadful: the eighth band after Nirvana to write loud-soft-loud music and call it new.
  • a “charred” flatiron steak with the t...
feb 2 2011 ∞
aug 15 2011 +
  • batter my heart, three-person'd god
  • tea leaves thwart those who court catastrophe
  • spinning like a ghost on the bottom of a top
  • cruelly, love, walk the autumn long
dec 22 2010 ∞
dec 24 2010 +
  • sine / cosine
    • odd numbers / even numbers
  • dog / cat
  • red wine / white wine
jan 3 2011 ∞
jan 18 2011 +
  • the winner takes it all, abba
  • cold war, janelle monae
  • lewis takes off his shirt, final fantasy
  • little girl, julian casablancas
  • i want to be well, sufjan stevens
  • vesuvius, sufjan stevens
  • ol' man river, as performed by judy garland
dec 11 2010 ∞
feb 21 2011 +
  • life and times of harry truman
  • richard feynman (I have been a bad nerd)
  • toba event
  • seal
  • balkans
  • black sea
  • knot-tying

I did not really succeed in doing any of these, but I did read the shipping news

dec 27 2010 ∞
nov 29 2011 +
  • taking the elevator the maximum possible number of floors in a building
  • extreme upper and lower floors in a building that are not accessible by elevator
  • taking the elevator a reasonable number of floors, but for an unusual trip that no doubt inconveniences anyone else who might be in the elevator (ex. B to 2, 3 to 6)
  • elevators with separate front and back doors--so you plan your trip such that you enter on one side and leave on the other
  • an elevator whose doors are blocked by a filing cabinet on one floor
  • elevators where you need a key to access certain floors or to summon them at all
  • dumbwaiters
nov 23 2010 ∞
nov 23 2010 +
  • flutes
  • skirts
  • pearls
  • needle and thread
  • gift certificates
    • chick fil a
    • in n out
    • sports basement
  • guitar picks
  • sport watches
  • calculator
  • colored pencils
  • russian notes
  • pencil sharpener
  • hole punch
  • kleenex and toilet paper
  • old cd's
    • andrew pants
  • cables
dec 11 2010 ∞
dec 11 2010 +
  • the son of man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Son_of_... )
  • bret michaels + ho
  • socialist butterfly
  • day of the dead
  • land o lakes girl
  • gold diggers
  • skinny drag colonel sanders
  • calvin and hobbes
  • charlie chaplin drag king
  • voldemort
  • slash ("actually, this is my real hair.")
  • hobo with glass eye (not really a costume)
nov 1 2010 ∞
nov 9 2010 +
  • dizzle
  • alex
  • colin 1
  • hung
  • earring couchsurfer
  • caroline
nov 25 2010 ∞
nov 25 2010 +
  • schmaltz
  • lard
  • tallow
  • suet
  • duck fat
  • blubber
sep 27 2010 ∞
sep 27 2010 +
  • less than jake / better than ezra
  • cat power / elf power / british sea power
    • also power station, if they ever become ironically hip
sep 8 2010 ∞
sep 10 2010 +
  • somebody to love
  • love, reign o'er me
  • gloria
  • letter from an occupant
  • five years
oct 1 2010 ∞
nov 23 2010 +
  • water purification
  • coffee thing
    • thanks dack
  • sleeping pad
  • first aid kit, particularly:
    • aspirin
    • sunblock
    • blister stuff
    • chapstick
    • bandaids
aug 20 2010 ∞
dec 31 2010 +
  • toy story
  • wok and roll
  • bee movie
  • ringtone cycle
sep 8 2010 ∞
jun 28 2017 +
  • wagon wheel
  • amma, the hugging saint
  • cow parade
  • oberlin
  • urban coyotes
  • taping together cardboard boxes to make a giant cardboard box
jul 24 2010 ∞
aug 19 2016 +
  • red: porn star look-alike
  • black: washed-up child star
  • yellow: cautionary tale for seat belt wearing
  • pink: felicity cast member and basic cable star
  • blue: well-adjusted middle-aged gay man
  • green: ultimate fighter
aug 27 2010 ∞
aug 27 2010 +
  • blackberry milkshake
  • rose wine
  • tang
  • iced lemon verbena tea with honey
jun 12 2010 ∞
apr 25 2011 +
  • judge judy dubbed in other languages
  • drag queens who dress up like patti smith
  • oregon trail parody where you go to portland and end up as a hipster
jul 28 2010 ∞
apr 8 2011 +
  • torontopian
  • assange
    • verb derived from julian's name
may 19 2010 ∞
nov 30 2010 +
  • I'd like to be a gallery, put you all inside my show
  • my brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare
  • I wish you could swim like dolphins can swim
jun 14 2010 ∞
jun 15 2010 +
  • caramel tofu, dark greens
  • pan-roasted potatoes
  • squash soup
  • fried brussels sprouts
mar 24 2010 ∞
mar 24 2010 +
  • it's in the detonator
  • the bride punching her way out of the coffin
  • nick cave: THERE IS A WAR COMING!
  • my name is ellen james
may 23 2010 ∞
may 20 2011 +

that already exist

  • gayby
  • gaymer
  • gaysian

that ought to be in broader usage

  • pennsylgaynia
  • gaycation
  • drivegay
  • thanksgayving
  • speed gayting
  • gayrizona
  • daily affirgaytion
  • snowmosexual
  • gaybeas corpus
  • gayverner
aug 18 2009 ∞
feb 6 2015 +
  • bogoroditse devo, rachmaninoff
  • samson, regina spektor
dec 23 2009 ∞
dec 23 2009 +
  • "bogoroditse devo" from rachmaninoff's vespers
  • "sandwich day"
  • a poached egg
  • blue lake green beans
  • "america" from west side story (movie)
  • "annabel lee"
  • a pizza, a salad, rose wine, friends
sep 6 2008 ∞
mar 23 2010 +
  • sam -- liza minnelli
  • adam, joshua l -- beyonce
  • gstock -- lady gaga
  • jeff -- alanis morissette
  • dansteele -- martha argerich
  • colin 1 -- jacqueline du pre
dec 4 2009 ∞
jan 6 2010 +
  • thisiswhyyourefat.com
  • lady gaga
  • oprah
dec 26 2009 ∞
jan 6 2010 +

"people have to learn to distinguish between a 'need' and a 'want'" -hvn

  • FEDORA (brown)
dec 4 2009 ∞
dec 14 2009 +

I actually hate watching movies

  • gates of heaven
  • grizzly man
  • minority report
  • I'm not there
  • the searchers
  • enter the dragon
  • tampopo
  • night of the hunter
  • dog day afternoon
  • suddenly last summer
  • whatever happened to baby jane
  • richard iii
  • thirty two short films about glenn gould
  • true stories
  • rabbit hole
  • paris is burning
  • the big combo
  • the dead

this list is seven years old and I have watched two of these films

aug 28 2009 ∞
aug 25 2017 +
  • blizzard of '96, central PA
  • supertyphoon of '09, california
oct 14 2009 ∞
oct 14 2009 +
  • unseasonable warmth
  • wearing glasses
  • stalking people
  • asparagus season
jan 19 2009 ∞
feb 20 2010 +
  • bjork covering "touch me" (the doors)
  • mariachi cover of "one more cup of coffee" (bob dylan)
  • white stripes covering "(not your) steppin' stone" (monkees)
  • devendra banhart covering "the origin of love" (hedwig)
  • mary j blige covering "psycho killer" (talking heads)
  • jazz band that plays at cheeseboard covering third movement of beethoven's pathetique
  • patti smith covering "cactus" (the pixies)
  • peaches covering "when doves cry" (prince)
  • prince covering "friday" (rebecca black)
  • cher covering "yoshimi battles the pink robots pt. 1" (flaming lips)
  • sufjan stevens on banjo covering "rolling in the deep" (adele)
jan 3 2009 ∞
feb 21 2015 +
  • tina fey
  • jim croce
  • girl from the blair witch project
jul 9 2009 ∞
aug 30 2009 +
  • bombs over baghdad (outkast)
  • quia respexit humilitatem (bach's magnificat)
  • st. elmo's fire (brian eno)
  • reckoner (radiohead)
  • return of the frog queen (jeremy enigk)
  • most of quatuor pour la fin du temps (messiaen)
    • also joie du sang des etoiles (messiaen)
  • the crucifixion (britten)
  • peaches en regalia (zappa)
  • art of almost (wilco)
  • most of tune-yards catalog
  • hotline bling
aug 30 2009 ∞
apr 15 2016 +
  • "marrakesh express"
    • by crosby, stills, and nash
    • not the grateful dead
  • "i will get by"
    • by the grateful dead
    • not the traveling wilburys
    • and is actually called "touch of grey"
  • "do you love me"
    • by the hollies
    • I did not actually know that the band that performed this had a name.
  • "teeth"
    • by lady gaga
    • I thought it was sung by a man named alex
jun 15 2009 ∞
feb 17 2010 +
  • walt whitman
  • gogo yubari
    • the bride
  • mothra + two girls that summon mothra
  • flo and kay, world's only living autistic savant twins

http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/catego...

  • group costume: all the robots from mega man 2
  • julia child
  • werewolf bar mitzvah
  • octopus michael jackson
  • beavis and butthead (and cher)
  • lucy and ethel
  • the grinch, stealing christmas
  • benjamin franklin
  • wile e coyote and roadrunner
  • little mac (punch out!)
  • judge judy
jul 22 2009 ∞
mar 17 2012 +
  • "I'm not gonna be sick anymore, because an angel told me."
  • Prince had a spiritual epiphany that the album was evil and had the album recalled.
  • in its current 4m there is a feeling that the NPGMC gone as far as it can go. In a world without limitations and infinite possibilities, has the time come 2 once again make a leap of faith and begin anew? These r ?s we in the NPG need 2 answer.
jun 15 2009 ∞
jun 15 2009 +
  • gary danko
  • garment district
  • god damn
jun 15 2009 ∞
jun 15 2009 +
  • gilgamesh (gil for short)
  • malaria vaccine
  • copernicus laser
  • cleopatra laser
  • bart and muni (twins of different genders)
  • rudielle
  • vowel
  • eel
  • catharsha
  • shock
  • poopology
mar 29 2009 ∞
may 28 2010 +
  • crepes on cole
  • walk of shame
  • moss on trees
  • mouse brain juice
  • drunk fried rice
  • james k. polk
jul 19 2009 ∞
oct 3 2012 +
  • enter a competitive eating contest
  • bike to stanford and back
jan 30 2009 ∞
jan 30 2009 +
  • washing dishes
  • salty fried potatoes
  • warm lava-like egg yolks
  • multivitamins (placebo)
  • mint tea
apr 9 2009 ∞
apr 9 2009 +
  • cataclysmic earthquake
  • laptop power supply exploding
  • gas leak destroying house when I turn on the stove
  • drive-by shooting
  • plane crashes
    • plane I'm in crashing into other plane in midair
    • midair two-plane crash above me raining debris onto me
  • teeth cracking / falling out of my head
  • squeezing a quarter in my palm so hard that it travels through my skin
  • being pierced through a soft spot in my head
  • pyrex dishes exploding
  • implosions
  • cracking xiphoid process
  • balloons popping
  • ferris wheels
aug 29 2009 ∞
feb 17 2016 +
  • are passing cars running their windshield wipers?
  • are people carrying umbrellas?
  • are there raindrops falling into standing pools of water?
may 4 2009 ∞
may 4 2009 +
  • benjamin britten, war requiem: "recordare jesu pie quod sum causa tuae viae"
  • mozart, requiem: "ne absorbeat eas tartarus ne cadant in obscurum"
  • nirvana, lithium: entire song
  • yes, roundabout: bass riff introducing the bridge
sep 10 2009 ∞
aug 7 2010 +
  • yummy
  • slurp
  • gooey
  • unctuous
  • aioli
  • bivalve
    • why would you ever use this word in a restaurant review
  • protein
    • mostly when used synecdochically, e.g. the protein was overcooked
jan 19 2009 ∞
dec 27 2010 +
  • trachimbrod
  • lakefront brewery in milwaukee on a friday
  • beacon street on the first of may when all the flowering trees are in bloom
  • washington square park on a summer night
dec 23 2008 ∞
dec 25 2008 +
  • is living on a houseboat a good idea?
  • is "snow in august" a good book?
  • can there be irony in facial hair?
  • is mortality a turn-on?
  • is galaxy quest a good movie?
nov 21 2008 ∞
dec 14 2011 +
  • telegraph avenue (berkeley) and haight street (sf)
  • solano avenue (berkeley/albany) and college ave below ashby (oakland)
  • palo alto and walnut creek
  • union city and alameda
feb 5 2009 ∞
aug 3 2009 +
  • howard
  • caroline
  • joe
  • jed
  • bethany
nov 8 2008 ∞
nov 8 2008 +
  • tell them "this might be on the exam"
  • tell them the only time available for extra office hours is 7:30 AM
  • use the urinal next to them
nov 14 2008 ∞
nov 16 2008 +
  • cauliflower soup with red beet chips
  • caramelized scallops with marble potatoes and radishes in a lemon vinaigrette
  • cassoulet, duck confit, leek bread pudding
  • cheese course
  • chocolate mousse, theo's coffee chocolate

plus

  • tooter, dan, adam
feb 7 2010 ∞
feb 14 2010 +
  • I like to wear ties sometimes
  • lots of colors
  • threadless t-shirts
  • impressive outer layers
  • my glasses are blue
nov 8 2008 ∞
nov 8 2008 +
  • wearing a bicycle helmet
  • flossing daily
  • washing hands after using restroom
  • taking a multivitamin
sep 17 2008 ∞
sep 20 2008 +
  • the world according to garp
  • snow in august
  • extremely loud and incredibly close
  • brave new world
  • maddaddam
  • a prayer for owen meany (thanks shana!)
aug 26 2008 ∞
sep 30 2013 +
  • mondays: chamber chorus (5:30 pm)
  • tuesdays: listening to savage lovecast
  • wednesdays: donuts (3:30 pm)
  • thursdays: nothing (soon to be 30 rock)
  • fridays: sleep
sep 17 2008 ∞
sep 17 2008 +

I wish I had thought of first

  • sofa so good
  • adam's ribs
  • joanie loves tchotchkes
  • desperate housewares
    • or disparate housewares?

I actually did think of first

  • loaves and fashions
oct 14 2009 ∞
aug 21 2010 +
  • more cushion for the pushin'
  • stupider than Jupiter
  • I'm down with that
  • bros before hos
  • batshit crazy
  • and
    go together like ice cream and an onion
  • she looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit her face on every branch on the way down
  • girl you need to chill out because right now you are a hot cup of cuckoo
aug 26 2008 ∞
mar 24 2011 +
  • sufjan and marzuki stevens
  • lukas podolski
  • mark wahlberg (c. 1991)
  • prince caspian
  • russ tamblyn (c. 1961)
  • raphael barker
  • bearded jake gyllenhaal
  • halle berry
  • shakira
  • heidi klum
  • paula radcliffe
  • judi dench
  • blythe danner (c. 1972)
  • kathleen and graham, hosts of checkpoint
aug 26 2008 ∞
oct 3 2013 +
  • executed
    • artichokes, raisins, pine nuts, mint pesto, lillet vinaigrette
    • fava beans, celery pesto, meyer lemon
    • breadcrumbs, rosemary carrots, chili oil, and parsley
    • green beans, pluots, tomatoes, pumpkin seeds, honey vinaigrette
    • nectarines, pickled onions, shiso, mitsuba, poppy seeds
    • tomatoes, basil, and garlic oil
    • corn, jalapenos, lemon, and tarragon
    • english peas and beet chips
    • salted melon, roasted red peppers, red onions, sorrel, and mint
  • ideas
    • simmered kabocha, miso, maple syrup
    • caramelized sunchokes and watercress
    • quinoa, persimmons, and sorrel
aug 5 2017 ∞
sep 16 2017 +
  • intj
  • capricorn
  • millenial
  • wilco fan
may 27 2017 ∞
jun 5 2017 +
  • liquor before pouring it
  • spices before using them
  • my hands after washing them
may 12 2017 ∞
may 12 2017 +
  • zen
  • calm
  • refresh
  • passion
  • awake
mar 29 2017 ∞
apr 2 2017 +
  • california avenue
  • esa-pekka salonen
  • berkeley egyptologist
  • antixenophobia
  • watermelon radishes
  • 28 by 51
  • salmonberry gradients
  • discontinued pair of pants
dec 16 2016 ∞
may 3 2017 +
  • michelle obama
  • lin-manuel miranda
  • david bowie
  • annie lennox
  • susan sontag
jan 9 2017 ∞
jun 13 2017 +
  • borderline
  • la isla bonita
  • vogue
  • drowned world
  • beautiful stranger
  • hung up
dec 11 2016 ∞
aug 26 2017 +
  • sunchoke
  • broccolini
  • artichoke
  • snow pea / morel mushroom
  • fava bean
  • new potato
  • green bean
  • corn
  • tomato
  • brussels sprout
  • delicata squash
  • celery root
sep 18 2016 ∞
mar 28 2017 +
  • people who have been married for longer than I have
  • my dog when he runs faster than I do
aug 30 2016 ∞
aug 30 2016 +
  • delfina
  • spqr
  • la folie
  • cafe jacqueline
  • frances
  • 0. wedding
  • 1. octavia
  • 2. the morris
jun 4 2016 ∞
dec 9 2016 +
  • half moon bay
    • bart to daly city
    • inland one way, coast the other way
    • stay at a b&b
    • dinner in montara?
  • santa rosa and guerneville
    • take golden gate transit to santa rosa, fully laden
    • wineries, breweries, etc
  • scenic wineries of livermore
    • probably a day trip
    • or camp/staycate in east bay?
  • samuel p taylor and nicasio
    • a first try at bike camping!
  • china camp
    • this one too
may 25 2016 ∞
jun 30 2016 +

everybody freak out!!

  • ice-9 in cat's cradle / polywater
  • the china syndrome / three-mile island
  • octavia butler's "parable of the talents" / trump candidacy for president
  • talking heads "psycho killer" / son of sam
  • bombs over baghdad
apr 15 2016 ∞
aug 12 2016 +
  • bullitt
  • the maltese falcon
  • harold and maude
  • the worst james bond film
mar 25 2016 ∞
mar 25 2016 +
  • sherry good
    • 1 oz mezcal, 1 oz sherry, 1 oz gran classico
    • 1 oz gin, 1 oz sherry, 1 oz cocchi, dash cointreau
    • 1.5 oz bourbon, 1 oz sherry, 0.5 oz cynar
  • sherry indifferent
    • 2 oz tequila, 0.5 oz sherry, 0.25 oz coffee, 0.25 oz benedictine
  • sherry bad
    • 2 oz gin, 0.75 oz sherry ("shartini")
jan 23 2016 ∞
feb 11 2016 +
  • people who exercise in the mornings
  • people who ferment their own pickles, sourdough starters, etc
  • people who send out xmas cards
  • exceptionally limber people
dec 15 2015 ∞
mar 13 2016 +
  • the schuyler sisters
  • you'll be back
  • yorktown
  • cabinet meeting #1
  • I know him / the adams administration
  • the world was wide enough
oct 20 2015 ∞
nov 7 2015 +
  • eat
    • mission chinese
    • mozzeria
    • green chile kitchen
    • bar tartine (?)
    • torta gorda
    • torta at el farolito
    • el castillito
    • anchor oyster / woodhouse
    • cafe jacqueline, romance
    • chambers, brunch
    • walzwerk
    • terra cotta warrior
    • piccino
    • zazie (dog-friendly!)
    • ragazza
  • drink
    • residence
    • blackbird in daytime
sep 1 2015 ∞
jul 15 2017 +
  • a ghost is born
  • sky blue sky
  • yankee hotel foxtrot
  • summerteeth
  • the whole love
  • star wars
  • being there
  • schmilco
  • wilco the album
  • am
jul 21 2015 ∞
dec 21 2016 +
  • competitive eating superstar joey chestnut
  • cowardly norwegian traitor vidkun quisling
  • well-endowed aspiring actor jonah falcon
  • brave pioneers of interracial marriage mildred and richard loving
  • noted american airlines super-traveler jacques vroom
  • trailblazing aviatrix amelia earhart
  • this dude who shana sat behind in criminal law b. lawless
  • gentle legal giant judge learned hand
  • harmony ives , steadfast and centering wife of overworked and eccentric composer charles
  • regina spektor , ghost queen of indie piano rock
  • water conservation sage charles fishman
  • white house press secretaries tony snow and josh earnest
  • sf supervisor scott wiener , who serves the castro, is 6'7", and gained national media attention for his anti-nudity crusade
  • fin de siècle libertine oscar wilde and his homophobic nemesis the ninth marquess of queensbury
  • douchebro tinder ceo sean rad
  • clara rockmore , who inspired led zeppelin with her virtuosa theremin performances
jul 4 2015 ∞
jun 6 2017 +
  • The Creator of “Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal” Died, and Ryan Gosling Ate Cereal in Tribute
  • A Hooters Waitress Donated One of Her Kidneys to a Dying Customer
jun 3 2015 ∞
jun 21 2015 +
  • which us president controversially separated the last two items in a list?
    • baroxford ocomma.
  • a group of french economists walks into a bar. how do you predict how many drinks each one orders?
    • using a boisson distribution.

end of list.

apr 28 2015 ∞
jun 21 2015 +
  • intuition, jewel
  • no such thing, john mayer
  • a glass can only spill what it contains, mewithoutyou
apr 18 2015 ∞
apr 18 2015 +
  • backpacking
    • trinity alps
    • south warner
    • marble mountains
      • marble rim! 2-3 days
  • lassen volcanic national park
    • 2 days, backpack possible
  • that lighthouse with the cabins
  • yreka museum
  • redwoods nat'l park
    • take in more
  • mount shasta foothills
  • lava!
    • lava beds nat'l monument
    • ahjumawi lava beds -- need canoe!
    • and probably hot springs
mar 25 2015 ∞
jun 24 2015 +
  • 2017: castro st, fondue in a pumpkin, champagne in a glass, tyson and jane and wilco
  • 2016: guerneville garden haiku, imagine
  • 2015: studio city, listening to an 80's cover band play "blister in the sun"
  • 2014: bob and jason's
  • 2013: a sleeping bag in a closet in los angeles
  • 2012: the principal tubist of the philadelphia symphony's apartment
  • 2011: frostbound downtown harrisburg, pa
  • 2010: hasselback potatoes, then truck
  • 2009: jeremy's house in alameda; getting a ride home instead of taking bart from fruitvale
  • 2008 and before: apparently somewhere in harrisburg.
dec 22 2014 ∞
apr 7 2017 +
  • this tornado loves you
    • "their broken necks will line the ditch until you stop this madness"
  • challengers
    • this song is about two separate divorces
  • my shepherd
    • apparently this song is about being blinded with acid while looking at margaret cho's genitalia
  • go places
    • the chorus of this song is just not very good.
  • these are the fables (on my street)
    • this is actually appropriate for a wedding unless you have a friend whose last name is street
nov 26 2014 ∞
dec 3 2015 +
  • miss misery, elliott smith
  • owner of a lonely heart, yes
  • the riverbed, owen pallett
nov 2 2014 ∞
nov 2 2014 +
  • pinnacles
  • joshua tree
  • restaurants
    • ernie's
    • plan check (burgers, happy hour)
    • rocio's mole de los dioses
    • rustic canyon -- new jeremy fox
    • tsujita
    • sgv chinese?
    • fancy/celebratory
      • jar
      • factory kitchen (italian)
      • republique = v. expensive
      • aoc, wine bar
      • trois mec, $75/5 courses, ticket
      • lucques nye lunch, if open
sep 26 2014 ∞
oct 10 2014 +
  • blue ridge mountains, fleet foxes
  • crash years, new pornographers
  • jesus etc, wilco
aug 26 2014 ∞
sep 7 2014 +
  • thank u, alanis morissette
  • the state that I am in, belle and sebastian
jul 10 2014 ∞
aug 10 2014 +
  • top shelf
    • alcohol
      • stella artois, 12 oz
      • rodenbach ale, 24 oz
      • eggnog, aged 18 months
    • pickles
      • carrots, chipotle in vinegar
      • hot pepper, in vinegar
      • cherries, in balsamic vinegar
      • pattypan squash, in brine
      • cucumber, in brine
      • cornichons, trader joe's
    • fats
      • bacon fat
      • pork rib fat
      • duck fat
      • chili oil
jul 6 2014 ∞
jul 6 2014 +
  • state museum
  • PA state capitol
  • cheesesteak place
  • capital cuts -- yes this would be great
  • foods
    • smoke bbq
    • hong kong ruby?
    • colonial park diner, like for irony value
  • troegs brewery tour?
  • what about a gay bar?
jun 6 2014 ∞
jun 6 2014 +
  • liz lemon & tyrion lannister
  • patrick from looking / young spock
    • although patrick has trouble dating people of other races
  • luka kovac / captain von trapp
  • obi-wan kenobi & virginia woolf
apr 23 2014 ∞
may 5 2014 +
  • 1.5 oz applejack, 1 oz averna, 0.5 oz cocchi, dash/rinse of scotch
  • apple sage old fashioned: muddle 3-4 sage leaves and 6 black peppercorns with 1 tsp sugar, add 1.5 oz applejack, 1.5 oz bourbon (wild turkey), bitters (angostura or celery); on the rocks with apple slices
  • white christmas sour: 0.5 oz maple syrup, 0.5-0.75 oz lemon juice, 2 oz white christmas whiskey, orange twist, cherry
  • dry rye martinez: 1 oz (reposado) dry rye gin, 1 oz carpano antica, teaspoon maraschino, 2 dashes orange bitters, 1 dash angostura bitters
  • cherry ghost: 1.5 oz joven mezcal, 0.5 oz lime, 0.5 oz maraschino, 0.5 oz cocchi americano
  • five years: 1 oz st. george terroir gin, 1 oz applejack, 0.5 oz lemon juice, 0.5 oz maple syrup
  • hot toddy with 1 oz bourbon, 1 oz gran cl...
jan 15 2014 ∞
dec 19 2016 +
  • tried and true
    • maple wet walnut
    • cookies 'n' creme fraiche
    • earl grey cocoa nib
    • honey coriander
    • buttermilk rum
    • lime zest and caraway seed
    • cantaloupe buttermilk
  • ideas
oct 18 2013 ∞
may 28 2017 +
  • la portion
    • what are the hip restaurants?
      • salt's cure for brunch, animal, guelaguezta
    • shana
  • racetrack playa
    • possible to panamint dunes on way back?
  • bighorn gorge
  • incidental ideas
    • dante's view
    • natural bridge canyon
    • death valley sand dunes (off 190)
  • back through yosemite, 2 days?
    • crowley hot tub
    • if bishop, laws railroad museum
oct 3 2013 ∞
oct 14 2013 +
  • first year
  • good year
  • crash year
  • rebuilding year
  • last year
  • the wilderness
  • together
  • and with wonder
  • change
jul 30 2013 ∞
nov 30 2015 +
  • destroyer kaputt
  • chris schlarb psychic temple ii
jul 17 2013 ∞
aug 4 2013 +
  • cucumber-lettuce vichyssoise
  • herb-filled peppers on warm crusty bread
  • kohlrabi carpaccio
  • baby beet tarte tatin
  • peas with pink grapefruit and white almonds
  • stuffed passion fruit crumble?
jun 4 2013 ∞
jul 30 2013 +
  • making pasta
  • making pie crust
  • play-doh fun factory
  • preparing to take cocaine
    • (according to my boss)
may 10 2013 ∞
jul 22 2013 +
  • roommate (jeff's mom)
  • partner (ian b.)
  • bass-husband (susan bell)
mar 1 2013 ∞
mar 1 2013 +
  • summit loop (modoc/warner mtns)
    • go through reno on the way up
    • 5 on the way back?
    • it's a double loop. a sooperdooperlooper?
  • tuolumne => sonora
  • telescope peak, death valley
feb 6 2013 ∞
feb 6 2013 +
  • memorize wichita vortex sutra
  • discover the desert
  • listen to zaireeka
  • learn to tie like 10 useful knots
  • mt shasta area
dec 26 2012 ∞
dec 31 2012 +
  • electric seal
  • eclectic eel
dec 7 2012 ∞
dec 7 2012 +

(that have later been cleared up by video evidence)

  • rachael ray appeared a commercial for dunkin donuts, during which she runs so fast that the ground bursts into flames
  • richard dawson puts on a robot suit and fights arnold schwarzenegger in the running man
  • the last verse of o holy night includes the line, "christ is the lord no longer shall we fear death"
dec 3 2012 ∞
dec 17 2012 +
  • second bridge of "miss misery"
  • we have arrived too late to play your bleeding heart show
oct 19 2012 ∞
jan 20 2013 +
  • scotch tape
  • krazy glue
  • vodka
  • hope
sep 23 2012 ∞
sep 23 2012 +
  • stay with jonathan
  • zipcar to handbell factory
    • 1-800-HAN-DBEL
    • friday 10/12, 2 PM
    • important: our zipcar's name is "gearbox"
    • actually, we septa+sam'smom'd
  • rent bikes, bike around (sat => mon?)
    • jonathan owns 3 bikes
  • polish restaurants in port richmond (bike?)
    • raw onions
    • no smoked fish
  • gayborhood
    • next time
  • others: greg, alex
sep 4 2012 ∞
nov 18 2012 +
  • call the earth flat, call other people human
  • sacred heart my christ acceptable
  • a bag full of god
sep 2 2012 ∞
feb 12 2013 +
  • pea soup, holy basil with buttermilk snow
  • fresh fettucine with fava beans
    • morels
  • basil goat cheesecake, concord grape?
  • apricot sorbet, vanilla strawberries, whipped cream
    • meyer lemon?
apr 28 2012 ∞
may 22 2012 +
  • rain shell
    • thanks dack!
  • pack cover
    • thanks dack!
  • sturdy zippy pants
  • bear canister?
  • water bottles
  • dork poles
  • logistics
    • campsite in yosemite
    • wilderness permit
    • where are we sending food?
      • cache in tuolumne
        • lembert dome bear cans, way to go
      • send to vermilion valley
apr 4 2012 ∞
sep 4 2012 +

life and art... it's possible, in theory, for them to be reversed

  • babies switched at birth because the security cameras in the hospital were papered over to placate beyonce
  • plane crash in the desert and the only doctor who survives is a naturopath who believes that nothing can hydrate you better than pure clean water, who goes crazy trying to find pure clean water to drink in the middle of the desert
    • inspired by alexa fleckenstein, md
    • pure clean water comes to symbolize divinity or innocence
    • religion / science
  • radical calendar overhaul such that there are 364 days in a year but there's a crazy party week called xtr every 5-6 years to right the progression of the seasons. the novel explores how people grow and c...
mar 9 2012 ∞
mar 9 2012 +
  • 2009 -- ad hoc at home
  • 2010 -- freddie & me (comic book about freddie mercury)
  • 2011 -- cooking from quilt country: hearty recipes from amish and mennonite kitchens
  • 2012 -- actually nothing; I was unemployed
  • 2013 -- st. george dry rye reposado gin
  • 2014 -- exercise bands, to keep my left arm working
  • 2015 -- wilco t-shirts
  • 2016 -- listography the game
dec 28 2011 ∞
dec 19 2016 +
  • butcher paper on wall to write wishes on
    • make art project with strips of paper later in evening?
    • construction paper cutouts in the form of stars, wishbones, etc, that you can write your wishes on
  • everybody gets birthday cake at 11:11 with candles
  • wish bowl game
    • dream job
    • dream vacation
    • superpower
    • material possession
    • who would you have sex with
  • bathtub is a wishing well
  • donations to make-a-wish foundation
  • still to think up
    • wish music
oct 26 2011 ∞
nov 4 2011 +
  • squares and rectangles
  • making mayonnaise
  • the story where the monk juggles in front of the statue of the virgin mary and she starts crying
  • ostwald ripening
    • it's always fucking ostwald ripening
  • the hanukkah goblin with his hand in the pickle jar
  • thermodynamics and kinetics
  • fear of music / remain in light
jun 6 2011 ∞
nov 30 2015 +
  • wild rice with bone marrow and celery
  • brussels sprouts
  • ice creams
    • fennel
    • sweet potato
oct 30 2011 ∞
nov 4 2011 +
  • doppelregenbogen
  • atomkraftwerkschadenporn
mar 23 2011 ∞
mar 23 2011 +
  • melon and tomato salad
    • basil and/or mint
  • chicken liver mousse
  • smoky corn and jalapeno dip
  • carnitas (lamb?) tacos
    • pickled red onions
  • guacamole with fresh corn
  • bean salad
    • padron vinaigrette

good job team!

jun 25 2011 ∞
aug 22 2011 +
  • panettone
  • yarmulkes
  • chopsticks
  • s'mores
feb 28 2011 ∞
oct 30 2014 +
  • odyssey
  • connoisseur
  • fuchsia
  • maintenance
mar 29 2011 ∞
dec 18 2012 +
  • pea soup andersen's
    • friday night
    • reuben, pea soup, bats
  • vivian's millenium cafe
    • saturday morning
    • ultimate pancakes, refills of tea
  • bob and debbie's
    • saturday night
    • cucumber parsley soup
    • paella with kale, fennel, chorizo, and scallops
    • asparagus and roasted red pepper salad
    • mousse cake
  • greg's cupcakes
    • sunday morning
    • pie for breakfast
  • vegan place in culver city
feb 7 2011 ∞
feb 25 2011 +
  • a fixie
    • "I have one speed. I have one gear. Go."
  • a problem set from m.i.t.
    • "you can't process me with a normal brain"
    • (well, this is how problem sets made me feel a lot)
  • the ark of the covenant
    • "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
  • ziggy stardust
    • "I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars"
feb 28 2011 ∞
mar 1 2011 +
  • fishtail car into parking spot
  • beat ken jennings at jeopardy
  • fold towels
  • crane kick from karate kid

it will be able to do all of these simultaneously.

jan 19 2011 ∞
nov 12 2014 +
  • mail / male
  • incompetent / incontinent
  • of course / off course
  • pop / poop
  • tips up / tits up
feb 8 2011 ∞
feb 21 2011 +
  • black swan
  • hedwig and the angry inch
  • beasts of the southern wild
dec 29 2010 ∞
feb 23 2013 +
  • lindy hop sunday
  • house of air
  • bike to sonoma
  • bike to pacifica
  • heidi and ween in mendocino
  • steak au poivre
  • castro valley mini golf
  • sumo grub everything fried restaurant
jan 24 2011 ∞
mar 9 2013 +
  • go go godzilla (blue oyster cult)
  • in the garden of allah
dec 17 2010 ∞
dec 17 2010 +
  • glacier national park
  • foie gras au torchon
dec 29 2010 ∞
dec 29 2010 +
  • lamber
  • docent
  • repudiate
  • n.b.
  • avocation
  • role
  • paroxysm
  • the name "beau"
  • "use case"
  • the last name "leftwich"
  • riven
  • tolling
dec 8 2010 ∞
mar 30 2017 +
  • I want my wine glass to break when I drop it, because otherwise how will I know I'm alive.
  • all this stuff made me wonder what seemingly unexplainable things I do that are actually just parasites trying to reproduce.
  • (re: names of deities) I know. "God"...who came up with that one
  • I think all the violence was brought on by a combination of factors, including the depressed economic situation, failure to integrate into French society, your mix CD, racism...
  • Sometimes I cut myself while opening wine bottles. Jesus, it's disgusting all written out like this!
  • and then there's silence and you realize you have nothing interesting left to say and might not ever again.
  • I have been feeling like there's going to...
dec 17 2010 ∞
jun 28 2017 +
  • television episode: scott tenorman must die
  • song: bad romance
nov 13 2010 ∞
nov 13 2010 +
  • socca
  • nicoise salad
    • ad hoc-ish
    • sesame on the tuna?
    • arugula?
    • preserved lemon vinaigrette?
    • rose wine (a-dubs' favorite)
  • broccoli soup
    • goat cheese
    • walnuts or croutons
    • special cotes-du-rhone
  • roasted chicken
    • on top of thinly sliced potatoes and shallots or onions
  • hazelnut french toast
    • who else has an ice cream machine?
nov 17 2010 ∞
dec 10 2010 +
  • elusive butterfly
    • "I try to catch you in my net, but you are just so hard to get. tell me why... are you such an elusive butterfly?"
    • "I watch you fly around the world with your multicolored wings. I want to lock you in a cage so I can make you sing. tell me why... are you such an elusive butterfly?"
  • here comes the storm
  • shikel my lamy
  • your heart says no but your father says yes
  • the shaina rosenthal song
    • "hi! I'm rufus! hi! I'm meowie"
    • it was the theme song of a TV show hosted by cats played by bethany and me
    • it basically involved singing shaina rosenthal's name while doing do-si-dos
oct 18 2010 ∞
feb 24 2012 +
  • how many atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    • none--they don't believe in them
  • what kind of shower would greg die in?
    • a wheatier shower
    • (greg keeps it gluten-free)
  • did you know amber rose is a pastry chef?
    • no
    • yeah, kanye was really sad when they broke up. he wrote a song about it. it was called 'tartless'
  • all elephant jokes
  • what's red and bad for your teeth?
    • a brick
nov 22 2010 ∞
apr 24 2011 +
  • aconcagua
  • john muir trail
  • bike to portland or seattle
  • get reservation at frances
    • how hard can the other ones be?
  • zaireeka party

now that I have done two of these, do I have to do the rest?

sep 18 2010 ∞
aug 7 2012 +
  • assuage / sausage
  • process / corpses
  • peanut gallery / peanut allergy
  • neurotic / unerotic
  • american / cinerama
oct 20 2010 ∞
apr 7 2012 +
  • frozen yogurt
  • used clothing
  • fresh produce
  • beads
sep 27 2010 ∞
sep 27 2010 +

see also

  • wordplay / swordplay
  • aspirin / aspiring
  • pacifying / opacifying
  • laughter / slaughter
  • residential / presidential
  • palmistry / psalmistry
  • koran / Korean
  • aligned / maligned
  • lamber / clamber
  • irate / pirate
  • auteur / hauteur
  • bely / belay
  • comb / combo
  • latte / latter
  • alan berg / alban berg
  • dentures / denatures
  • desalinization / de-stalinization
  • astray / ashtray
  • depot / despot
  • rapeseed oil / grapeseed oil
aug 2 2010 ∞
aug 8 2017 +
  • catalan
  • pennsylvania dutch
jul 12 2010 ∞
jul 12 2010 +
  • ocean, ocean, ocean. I'll beat you in the end.
  • there is water on the bottom of the ocean
  • the ocean is the ultimate solution
  • your heart is like the ocean, mysterious and dark
aug 7 2010 ∞
aug 7 2010 +
  • giant framed yoshitomo nara work of art
  • large bowl of fruit that is always full of fruit
jun 11 2010 ∞
jun 14 2010 +
  • like PLO I don't surrendo
  • peace out, she'll kill you like uma
  • is your dad a dealer? cause you're dope to me
  • tighter than j. lo and her jeans, tighter than r. kelly and his teens
  • I need to earn like -- I'm julianne moore

MIA is pretty much my favorite poet next to walt whitman

jul 12 2010 ∞
jul 21 2015 +
  • blanching
  • making a risotto
  • beurre monte
  • building a roux
  • pan roasting
  • mise en place
  • skimming stock
    • also purifying stocks and braises by cooling and then removing the fat
  • straining
may 10 2010 ∞
may 14 2010 +
  • mainstream media
  • men who have sex with men
  • mechanically separated meat
  • miami sound machine
jun 12 2010 ∞
jun 12 2010 +
  • robbie
    • piercing blue eyes
  • professor newman
    • rotating disc electrode
  • jason b
    • the healthy yelper
  • hung
    • stone fruit, promptly
mar 23 2010 ∞
feb 5 2014 +
  • your stomach
  • in the detonator
  • the crown
may 18 2010 ∞
jun 3 2010 +
  • I was late because Mike Lock is broken.
  • I hit Mike Lock in the morning when I want to go back to sleep.
  • When I was unpacking I found Mike Lock in a box under my bed.
  • I'm worried that Mike Lock is wrong; I should have had my period last week.

please help me think of more.

jan 6 2010 ∞
jan 6 2010 +
  • lord of the rings: fellowship of the ring
    • drink on "ring"
  • harry potter
    • drink when there is magic
    • optional
      • fire
      • sexual tension
      • hermione says something smart
  • roxanne
    • split into two teams
    • one drinks on "roxanne"
    • the other drinks on "red light"
mar 23 2010 ∞
mar 23 2010 +
  • "let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini"
  • "did your eyes hurt when you were born? because you're the only girl I've ever loved."
  • "to call this 'beyond the pale' would be an insult to albinos."
  • "war requiem? more like whore requiem."
  • "dramaturgy? more like trauma-turgy."
  • "a heart full of larb"
  • "onward, christian hipsters."
  • "that night he was haunted by apparitions of all the well-hung men he had encountered in his life, a sort of repurposing of both the concept and title of 8 1/2" (work on this, make it the opening line of a short story)
  • "do I know you and you look like wayne coyne." (to robbie's friend brett)
  • "someone call ralph nader, because you're unsafe at any speed!" (after being knoc...
mar 2 2009 ∞
sep 4 2012 +
  • sleepinginairports.com
  • puttingweirdthingsincoffee.com
jan 29 2010 ∞
jan 29 2010 +
  • mila kunis / milan kundera
  • susan sarandon / susan lucci / sally field
  • palestrina / ginastera
  • brandi carlile / belinda carlisle
  • heston blumenthal / fergus henderson
  • neil young / neil diamond
  • jeff jarvis / joe jervis
  • lars von trier / gus van sant

this list failed to fulfill the potential of its first entry

dec 20 2009 ∞
apr 29 2011 +
  • target women
  • that's gay
  • stanford ribosomes
  • kimono condom commercial
nov 25 2009 ∞
nov 25 2009 +
  • gay bowling alley
  • churracos
  • fried oatmeal food cart
  • bagel skinz
  • "fat people twister": the game show
  • deep-fried stuffing
  • faghagblog
  • manhandle
may 26 2009 ∞
dec 8 2009 +
  • "I am not a burning building"
  • "the island of doubt is like the taste of medicine"
  • "the world moves on a woman's hips"
  • "there is water on the bottom of the ocean"
  • "he'll keep on digging for a thousand years"
  • "he wondered if he too had made a similar mistake"
  • "the wind in my heart, the dust in my head"
  • "the gentle collapsing of every surface"
sep 13 2009 ∞
jan 1 2011 +
  • muscular and chewy
  • hauntingly aromatic
  • a diesel-like hint and darker mineral presence, like being in a mossy, wet cave
  • like licking the armpit of a really sexy woman
  • bloody ball bearing in the mouth
  • I was surprised to experience so much cat piss in the aroma.
oct 5 2009 ∞
apr 5 2011 +
  • nothelfer (emergency helper)
  • tiefensee (deep sea)
  • schneeweiss (snow white)
  • obstfeld (fruit field)
  • silbergeld (silver gold)
aug 15 2009 ∞
oct 6 2010 +
  • seams to fit
  • in full swing
  • go figure
aug 22 2009 ∞
dec 7 2009 +
  • st. elmo's fire (brian eno)
  • buckingham green (ween)
  • the upper peninsula (sufjan stevens)
  • the great curve (talking heads)
  • the abandoned hospital ship (flaming lips)
  • white queen (queen)
  • dance the night away (cream)
  • powerless (flaming lips)
  • at least that's what you said (wilco)
  • miracle drug (a.c. newman)
  • son of sam (elliott smith)
sep 6 2008 ∞
apr 18 2016 +
  • I would die 4 u
    • learn dance first
  • because the night
  • where have all the cowboys gone?
  • somebody told me
  • 99 luftballoons
  • maybe this time
  • jolene
  • you know I'm no good
  • tiny dancer
    • substitute name of friend for "tiny dancer"

ones that other people have done

  • lithium
  • these boots were made for walkin'
jul 24 2009 ∞
jun 8 2011 +
  • strainer / chinoise
  • cheesecloth (cut up old t-shirt?)
  • metal tongs
  • metal spatula
jun 2 2009 ∞
oct 6 2010 +
  • electric feel (mgmt)
  • the mollusk (ween)
  • weird fishes (radiohead)
  • i am the walrus (beatles)
jul 6 2009 ∞
jul 6 2009 +
  • frozen unshelled edamame
    • edit: RE-continued!
  • california brown rice
  • high-pulp orange juice without calcium
  • flax pasta
may 25 2009 ∞
sep 7 2009 +
  • "When someone else is using the regular toilet it’s amazing how quickly one of the most enjoyable moments of my day can become one of the least"

- jess kim, on funky squat toilets in japan

  • "There was also a complimentary teacher appreciation luncheon, which I forgot about until after I had already eaten the lunch I packed. I had two lunches today!"

- caroline

jun 10 2009 ∞
jun 10 2009 +
  • kindle
  • twitter
  • the iphone
  • foldy bikes
  • emoticons
mar 9 2009 ∞
mar 30 2009 +
  • onion rings
  • braised lamb
    • I forgot this was even on the list
  • popovers / gougeres
  • pita
  • english muffins
  • gnocchi
  • mayonnaise
  • poutine
  • pommes dauphinoise/anna
  • something with harissa
  • paneer cooked in clarified butter
  • preserved lemons
  • chickpea panisse
  • some kind of filled pasta
  • bitter melon
    • still do not like it
  • bone marrow
  • fresh squid
jun 1 2009 ∞
dec 27 2010 +
  • lie to someone's face
  • say something for no other reason than to hurt someone
  • hos before bros
  • bid one dollar higher than someone on price is right
  • ride a bike on the sidewalk
jan 23 2009 ∞
aug 8 2009 +
  • munitia ballade
  • ridonkula akimbo
  • nima salami
  • robin wing
  • costco morpheus
  • katt binder
  • mako plantain
  • nuku laruku
  • chanan buchanan
  • aramaic sandtart
mar 29 2009 ∞
dec 28 2011 +
  • magneto
  • storm
  • doctor doom
  • galactus (devourer of worlds)
jan 2 2009 ∞
jan 2 2009 +
  • kona porter
  • moose drool
  • boont amber
  • poppy jasper
  • summer sam
  • lionshead (fuck yes)
  • edel-weisse
mar 3 2009 ∞
may 4 2010 +
  • dizzle
  • killer
  • mevdor
  • richard
  • snivs
  • sakai
  • FGS
  • carj
  • guido
  • best friend
  • colin 1, colin 2
  • roomz
  • v-train
  • sam's mom
  • dansteele

works in progress

  • sprinkles
  • khalil
aug 30 2008 ∞
dec 26 2008 +
  • victor gold
  • peter gigante
  • guy burns
may 29 2009 ∞
jun 28 2010 +
  • the predatory wasp of the palisades, sufjan stevens
  • casimir pulaski day, sufjan stevens
  • the stars of track and field, belle & sebastian
  • ocean of noise, arcade fire
  • you oughta know, alanis morrisette
  • zombie, cranberries
  • unravel, björk
  • hyper-ballad, björk
  • reckoner, radiohead
  • acid tongue, jenny lewis
  • alone, heart or/and carrie underwood
  • in the aeroplane over the sea, neutral milk hotel
nov 29 2008 ∞
nov 29 2008 +
  • verbunden (german)
  • mangue, boisson (french)
  • sacapuntas (spanish)
  • аспирант (russian)
dec 14 2008 ∞
apr 23 2009 +

(in order of quality)

  • "if I ever get out of here..."
  • "band on the run! band on the run!"
  • "stuck inside these four walls..."
nov 16 2008 ∞
nov 16 2008 +
  • people behind me
  • people taller than 6'1"
  • people who own iPhones
  • people who don't have brown eyes
  • people who are particularly tan
  • people who wear cologne
  • people wearing sunglasses
  • people who don't like coleslaw
  • names that begin with k
  • cats
dec 8 2008 ∞
sep 30 2016 +
  • "well, you know I wish someone would come invalidate my marriage. it's too bad we can't switch places"
  • "I mean, if you got a sex change, then your marriage would be invalid in Pennsylvania."
  • "why do I have to get the sex change? why can't your father ever do anything?"
nov 8 2008 ∞
nov 8 2008 +
  • wearing someone else's clothes
  • not flushing after using a public urinal
  • being called "buddy" by strangers
  • alphabetizing things
  • expressions that use both "fuck" and "shit"
    • fuck this shit
    • what the fuck is this shit?
    • holy fucking shit
    • shit-eating motherfucker
    • fucked the shit out of bears
  • reading over people's shoulders on public transit
  • folding things into nine sections
  • walks of shame
  • wearing a sweatshirt without a shirt under it
  • pulling the cord on buses when it's my stop (pressing the button is less fun)
  • watching steam rise from my urine outside...
nov 29 2008 ∞
jun 16 2016 +
  • lista walking in front of the car throwing pebbles in front of her
  • "does she suck his penis?" he wondered
  • conversation with the dial / rain of vomit
  • last page of chapter at the play ("his scalpel, his Torah pointer, the universe, blackness.")
  • 613 sadnesses of brod d.
nov 8 2008 ∞
nov 8 2008 +
  • I mean
  • Idonno
  • so
  • okay
nov 7 2008 ∞
nov 7 2008 +
  • end of chapter 8 of a prayer for owen meany
  • end of brokeback mountain
  • part of 1984 with rats
  • more than two minutes of requiem for a dream
  • dorothea lange photography
  • radiohead's how to disappear completely
aug 30 2008 ∞
sep 26 2008 +
  • shock the monkey
  • sledgehammer
  • san jacinto
  • solsbury hill
  • steam
  • slow marimbas

(note all are inferior to "street, mercy")

oct 5 2008 ∞
may 30 2012 +

definitely

  • john lennon
  • sufjan stevens
  • prince (even though he is an asshole)
  • jimi hendrix

and maybe

  • stevie wonder
  • brian eno
aug 26 2008 ∞
dec 29 2008 +
  • video games
  • competitive eating
  • walt whitman
  • big lebowski
oct 16 2008 ∞
oct 21 2008 +
  • abbey road, beatles
  • quadrophenia, who
  • illinois, sufjan stevens
  • yoshimi battles the pink robots, flaming lips
  • music from the adventures of pete & pete, polaris
  • kala, MIA
aug 26 2008 ∞
aug 26 2008 +
  • exacerbate
  • disarticulated
  • pestilential
  • lasciviousness
  • inconsolable
  • meander
  • demagoguery
  • conflate
  • convolve
  • concatenate
  • concordant
  • commensurate
  • coalesce
  • ichor
  • shiksa
  • monotreme
  • exhale
  • kakistocracy
  • incontinent
  • echolocation
  • ovipositor
aug 21 2008 ∞
jan 27 2017 +
  • san francisco, december 2014, wedding
  • el chalten, patagonia, march 2015, honeymoon
  • sunol, ca, december 2016, backpacking
  • ste genevieve, august 2017, solar eclipse
aug 23 2017 ∞
aug 23 2017 +
  • bike to work
  • walk everywhere else
  • do squats 2-3 times per week
  • eat whole grain bread every chance you get
jun 22 2017 ∞
jun 22 2017 +
  • contact
  • oryx and crake
  • handmaid's tale
  • magic for beginners
  • fire on the mountain
  • the immortal life of henrietta lacks
  • clan of the cave bear
apr 5 2017 ∞
may 16 2017 +
  • alexander hamilton
  • ida b wells
  • charles wallace and that unicorn
  • austin powers
may 5 2017 ∞
may 6 2017 +
  • mr plow, that's my name, that name again is mr. plow
  • the scientific journal "physical chemistry chemical physics"
  • it's camp! the tragically ludicrous, the ludicrously tragic.
mar 11 2017 ∞
mar 28 2017 +
  • 2 egg, unfilled, shaking
  • 2 egg, unfilled, stirring
  • 2 egg, with cheese
  • 2 egg, with veg
  • 3 egg, unfilled, shaking
  • 3 egg, unfilled, stirring
  • 3 egg, with cheese
  • 3 egg, with croutons
  • 6 egg, unfilled
  • 6 egg, croutons
  • 8 egg, unfilled
  • 8 egg, croutons
jan 14 2017 ∞
apr 20 2017 +
  • a new hope: luke skywalker
  • empire strikes back: yoda
  • return of the jedi: the ewoks, jub jub!
  • phantom menace: anakin skywalker, somewhat missing the point
  • attack of the clones: samuel l jackson
  • revenge of the sith: palpatine, by a mile
  • the force awakens: han solo, kind of against his will
  • rogue one: that rebel droid reprogrammed only for snark
dec 23 2016 ∞
dec 23 2016 +
  • desiccant
  • odyssey
  • kabbalah
  • frittata
  • embarrass
  • morissette
oct 4 2016 ∞
jun 29 2017 +
  • the iceman killer in new jersey, who used arsenic to kill people because it was fast acting and silent
  • the devil's pinch cave, named for a crawlspace only 12 inches tall, in which the story author had become stuck
  • "a myriad" means "a great number of", so you just say "a myriad --noun--" rather than "a myriad of --noun--"
sep 2 2016 ∞
sep 2 2016 +
  • canyonlands
    • false kiva in island
    • backpacking in needles? or dayhikes?
      • (best hike ever)
    • horseshoe canyon unit -- giant life-sized petroglyphs
      • couldn't find any friends)
  • moab
    • hole "n" the rock! american gods type power
    • charming restaurants I bet
    • kayaking is a possibility?
      • too cold mama bear
    • dead horse point state park -- twisty canyony river?
jun 6 2016 ∞
dec 5 2016 +
  • seaweed
  • pickled fish
  • raw oysters
  • purslane
may 25 2016 ∞
jun 4 2016 +
  • songs
    • waltz #2 (xo), elliott smith
    • before he cheats, carrie underwood
  • music videos
    • wild wild life, talking heads
    • love you like a love song, selena gomez
    • valerie, amy winehouse
apr 22 2016 ∞
apr 22 2016 +
  • castro lgbt history museum
  • contemporary jewish museum
  • fort point historic site
  • exploratorium
  • galleria de la raza
  • museum of the african diaspora
  • new moma
  • mission dolores
  • somarts
  • the prelinger library

outside sf

  • point bonita lighthouse
  • john muir historic site
  • eugene o'neill national historic site
  • pacific pinball museum
  • that pez museum with the uranium
  • museum of capitalism
apr 12 2016 ∞
jun 29 2017 +
  • get ur freak on
  • sandstorm
  • love shack
feb 9 2016 ∞
feb 9 2016 +
  • ...sky (emily dickinson)
  • ...skywalker (yoda)
  • ...west, much wilder (a.c. newman)
  • ...world, but it is within this one (yeats)
  • ...loneliness (also emily dickinson)
dec 28 2015 ∞
dec 28 2015 +
  • that hawaiian pizza was not delicious?
  • that return of the jedi was not a good movie?
  • that subway was cheap lame food that is disgusting and not pretty good for side-of-the-road eats?
  • that les miserables is a overproduced bore full of cheesy 80s dirges, representing the shark-jumping moment of the modern musical?
  • it's entitled to recline your airline seat, and it doesn't even make you that much more comfortable?
nov 20 2015 ∞
jan 9 2017 +
  • pickled carrots
  • shishito peppers with toasted coriander seed
  • yotam ottolenghi cauliflower cake
  • tiger eye bean salad with hot pepper oil and mint
  • heirloom and cherry tomato salad with basil
  • plum ice cream with toasted walnuts and candied buckwheat
oct 9 2015 ∞
oct 9 2015 +
  • ma po tofu
  • anything involving pressure cooker
  • mac 'n' cheese
  • souffle
  • most casseroles
aug 9 2015 ∞
jul 15 2017 +
  • cheerios or crispix with banana
  • buttered white bread dipped into warm broth
  • two egg omelet with soy sauce and rice vinegar over rice (college dinner)
  • the grapes from prince caspian
  • dry fried green beans at mandarette
  • orange flavored sticky buns on christmas
  • cookies with m&ms at the mall
jul 23 2015 ∞
dec 18 2015 +
  • plums vs pluots
  • black vs white pepper
  • shallots vs garlic
  • tahini vs peanut butter
jun 23 2015 ∞
jul 21 2015 +
  • green beans with black pepper
  • red onion with bay leaf, coriander seed, thyme
  • carrots with chipotle peppers
  • pea pods with tarragon and garlic
  • grapes with ginger
jun 21 2015 ∞
jun 21 2015 +
  • lacinato kale
  • radicchio
  • belgian endive
  • curly kale
  • dandelion greens
  • kohlrabi greens
  • mustard greens
  • collard greens
  • bok choy
  • amaranth greens
  • gai lan
  • chard

this is basically a list about how much I hate chard

may 8 2015 ∞
may 8 2015 +
  • chicago, sufjan stevens
  • roundabout, yes
  • siberian khatru, yes
  • son of sam, elliott smith
apr 24 2015 ∞
jan 14 2017 +
  • level select code on aladdin for sega genesis (c. 1995)
    • incorrect: ABB, AAB, BA
    • correct: ABBA, ABBA
  • 14-hit combo in samurai shodown 4 (c. 1997)
    • incorrect: AAB, BCC, ABC, CCC, CC
    • correct: AA, BB, CC, AB, CCCCC
  • brass part at end of first movement of carmina burana (c. 2003)
    • incorrect: BCDC, DCBC, DCDC, BCDC, DCBC, DCBC, DCBC, DCBC, B
    • correct: (BCDCDC, BCDCDC, BCDC) ; (DCBC, DCBC, DCBC, DCBC) ; B
apr 3 2015 ∞
apr 3 2015 +
  • cocoa nibs
  • tahini
  • vermouth
  • vanilla sugar
  • bay leaves
feb 24 2015 ∞
may 12 2015 +
  • san francisco, food
    • dandelion chocolate
    • la palma mexicatessen, tacos
    • hakka, sticky rice stuffed whole chicken
    • tadich grill and/or alfred's
    • la nebbia, ham
    • zuni cafe
    • terra cotta warrior, noodles
    • plin pasta tasting
    • nico, 5-course $65
    • beretta secret bird cocktail menu
    • kronnerburger
    • andytown snowy plover
    • iconic sf dishes
    • perennial drinks and cauliflower toast
    • griddle fresh super pancake
    • aster, four interesting courses
    • cotogna pasta orgy
  • san francisco, not food