1. Deerhunter - Microcastle/Weird Era Cont.
2. Crystal Stilts - Alight of Night
3. Atlas Sound - Let The Blind Lead Those Who Can See But Cannot Feel
4. Jonathan Richman - Because Her Beauty is Raw and Wild
5. Belle and Sebastian - The BBC Sessions
6. Cry Blood Apache - Northern Travelers EP
7. Silver Jews - Lookout Mountain, Lookout Sea
8. Air France - No Way Down
9. Brian Eno & David Byrne - Everything That Happens Will Happen To...

• astronaut (age 5)
• baseball player (age 7)
• storm chaser (age 10)
• corporate shill (age 14)
• restaurateur (age 17)
• linguist (age 18)
• diplomat (age 19)
• architect (age 19)
• curator (age 20)
• archaeologist (age 21)

• Anonymous sez "Women like when you have a big instrument"
• Pierre Driss sez "Is a big dick on your list of New Year Resolutions? Considered it done with V:P:X+L!"
• Dr. Fritz Plummer sez "Your girl doesn't want to jazz it with you because of your instrument size."
• Tin Mantas sez "Miracle solution that makes you have a long monster in your pants"
• Wilford Schulz sez "Your chick lived you alone for reason o...

1. Hitler Has Only Got One Ball

1. Shearwater - Palo Santo
2. Tacks, The Boy Disaster - Oh, Beatrice
3. The Black Angels - Passover
4. Oh No! Oh My! - Oh No! Oh My!
5. Voxtrot - Mothers, Sisters, Daughters and Wives/Your Biggest Fan EPs
6. The Channel - Tales From the Two Hill Heart/Sibylline Machine
7. Ghostland Observatory - Paparazzi Lightning
8. Sparrow House - Falls
9. Golden Bear - Golden Bear
10. Peter and the Wolf - Lightness
11. SOUND team - Movie Monster
12. Brothers ...

• Apples
• peaches
• tomatoes
• loganberries
• navel oranges
• squash

• hrôdberxtas
• hrodberht
• Rvpertvs
• Röpke
• Robby
• Robbie
• Rabbie
• Robban
• Bob
• Bobby
• Bert
• Rob
• Robet

• I Was A Cub Scout
• The Robot Ate Me
• Saturday Looks Good To Me
• She Wants Revenge
• And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
• I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness
• Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
• Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
• Say Hi To Your Mom

Written on Dec 11, 2006. Update Jan 2008: Still haven't read any of these.

• Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
• Amerika - Franz Kafka
• A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
• What Is Art? - Leo Tolstoy
• The Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka
• The Prince and the Discourses - Niccolo Machiavelli
• Elmer Gantry - Sinclair Lewis

• Stockholm
• Bergen
• Barcelona
• Dubai
• Montreal
• Malta
• Vladivostok

• Christopher Walken
• Anton Newcombe
• Andy Warhol
• Alexander the Great
• John Lennon
• Crispin Glover
• Salvador Dali
• Ricardo Villalobos
• Lou Reed
• Attila the Hun

1. Chimpanzees
2. Meerkats
3. Bonobos
4. River Otters
5. House cats
6. Puppies