• these sunglasses
• this laptop case! in black
• this pie cookbook
• Book scented or Winter scented perfume f...
• houndstooth TOMS, size 7
• cute black flats, size 7
• brown flats, size 7
• STARBUCKS CARD. this is a life necessity.
• iTunes card
• the first Taylor Swift CD (or a burnt CD of all her songs prior to the release of "Speak Now" because I don't have those songs and I desire them!)
• Casual dresses, size 4/6 or M/L (most of the dresses I have are super dressy and I want more day to day stuff)
• Awesome room stuff! [www.umbra.com]
  • conceal shelf (it's a shelf MADE OUT OF YOUR OWN BOOKS), $6.50

• sing a duet to "i put your picture away" with Ashley
• live by myself for at least a year
• live with someone else for at least a year (excluding college roommates & family members)
• take a roadtrip with a group of girlfriends (HHI, minus the parentals)
• get my finances in order (aka, STOP shopping so much and learn how to actually save my money)
• celebrate my 25th birthday
• take a month long vacation on the opposite side of the world in a city with a completely different culture
• make love in places you aren't supposed to
• SWIM WITH THE SHARKS!!!
• scuba dive to a large ship wreck (also scuba dive the great barrier reef and scuba dive at night and scuba dive in that one...

This list is inspired by thatjaz and dealbreaker!

• you're a hipster
• your Ed Hardy clothes
• you're sad
• your non-prescription glasses
• you're a bad drunk
• your clever facial hair
• your velcro sandals
• you might be a murderer
• you bought a zune (REALLY?)
• you're scary
• your cologne
• your crocs
• your knuckle tatoos (unless they're ironic. that could be funny. does anyone know someone with ironic knuckle tatoos?)
• you're purposefully ignorant
• you're a liar
• you're cheating on me (duh.)
• your threesome propositions (just, no.)
• you talk about pooping (that's not classy...

• A novelist
• A book editor
• A travel-writer
• A Spanish teacher in the U.S.
• An English teacher in a Spanish-speaking country
• The owner of my own bakery
• The owner of a dessert bar
• A wedding planner
• An interior-decorator
• A caterer
• A librarian
• A creative-writing teacher

• North America
  • Mexico (I don't remember my last trip...I was 4)
  • Canada
  • United States
    • Hawaii (I never wanted to go here until I heard about the SCUBA diving)
    • Colorado (skiing, duh.)
    • New York (again)
    • Louisiana (New Orleans!!!)
• South America
  • Venezuela
  • Brazil (I want to learn Portuguese!)
  • Ecuador
  • Bolivia
  • Uruguay (I didn't get to spend much time here.)
  • Nicaragua

• will be a gentleman
• will know how to tie a bow-tie
• will be charming
• will make me laugh
• will speak Spanish (or be willing to learn)
• will wear a tie or a bow-tie every day (okay, most days) (or at least occasionally)
• will not wear trashy t-shirts except when sick, asleep, or at the gym
• will own a tux (at some point or another)
• will eat my cupcakes and enjoy them
• will enjoy the comedy and irony of fun socks
• will know how to cook well (or be willing to learn)
• will compliment me on a regular basis (and mean it)
• will not be afraid to hold my hand in pub...

"God?" Norine said. "I've never heard of such a thing. Spirituality is only for show. Astrology, yes. Tarot cards, yes. Ouija boards, Kundala, Scientology, and even born-agains, yes. But a real God? No. That would be inconvenient." ~Candace Bushnell, 'One Fifth Avenue' 

"Look at the stars. They're the same as last week, last year, same as when we were kids, when we weren't even born. In a hundred years, no one will know who we are, but they'll know those same stars..."

(914): Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem.(914): Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.

"The realization that when the petal drops, he loves you not."

"On the bench inside the park I'll kiss you slowly in the dark"

"People can die of broken hearts. I know. I almost did once."

"Men have died from time to time, and wor...

This list is inspired by thatjaz and dealbreaker!

• i'm f*ing pretentious
• i'm "totes random"
• my delusions of grandeur
• my dumb hat
• i'm joaquin phoenix
• my post-date texting
• i'm "worldly"
• i'm purposefully ignorant (just about things that i would be too creeped out to know)
• i don't like pizza
• i'm a cougar
• my awful taste in television (i know.)
• i LOVE designer frozen yogurt
• i'm always late
• my infatuation with children's literature
• i don't like Prince
• i add (sp?) after misspelled words
• I'm a narcissist

• North America:
  • Mexico
  • United States
    • Alabama
    • California
    • Florida
    • Georgia
    • Illinois
    • Indiana
    • Kentucky (obviously)
    • Maryland (driving through)
    • Nevada
    • New York!!
    • North Carolina
    • Ohio
    • Pennsylvania (driving through)
    • South Carolina
    • Tennessee
    • Texas (the airport)

• twins
  • what if they don't tell you they have a twin?
  • what if one dies?
• stick figure families
  • divorce
  • single-parent families
  • Siamese twins
  • sister wives
  • children from different spouses
  • adopted children
  • what if someone dies?
  • what if a pet dies & you replace it?
• Siamese twins
  • what if one wants to take a nap & the other one doesn't?
  • the sex question
  • marriage

• North America:
  • United States
    • Charleston, SC
• South America:
  • Argentina
    • Buenos Aires
    • Mendoza
  • Brazil
    • São Paulo
    • Rio de Janero
  • Costa Rica
• Europe:
  • Spain (wherever I can get a job teaching English)
  • France (a small town, preferably)