• george carlin
• kenan thompson
• jim gaffigan
• nick offerman
• john oliver
• that one really great lady from summerfest 2013 whose name i can't remember

• ✔ falafel
• jalousie
• cheese ravioli
• ✔ lentil soup
• goat cheese tartlets
• crepes
• ✔ spanakopita

• being interrupted
• hearing "ladies first"
• icp fans
• republicans
• antifeminists
• feminists who are doing it wrong
• people who are turned off by my body hair
• bad hair
• marijuana smell
• shoulderblade tattoos
• foot tattoos
• otherwise bad tattoos
• navel piercings

• india
• thailand
• israel
• baffin bay [narwhal & beluga babies :3]
• turkey
• madagascar
• greece
• scandinavia, generally
• easter island
• philippines
• russia. the entire thing.
• bolivia: salar de uyuni
• morocco

• mattress update
• a better phone
• headphones
• dishwasher
• cordless drill
• small flatscreen
• pogo stick
• mint green spraypaint
• dome umbrella

• Colin Powell
• Joe Biden [touched his hand wow]
• Barack Obama [touched his hand TOO GOSH]
• Ted Strickland
• Zach Wahls [plus drinks, swoon]
• Lilly Ledbetter
• Mara Kiesling
• Eric Alva
• Zig Ziglar
• Stephen Dubner
• Joyce Beatty
• Nancy Pelosi
• Bill Clinton
• Laci Green
• Teresa Fedor
• Nina Turner
• Bernie Sanders
• Sherrod Brown
• Willie Parker

• banana nut crunch
• blueberry morning
• kix
• waffle crisp
• peanut butter cap'n crunch
• regular cap'n crunch
• kroger brand raisin bran

• mum bringing me a great big pot of potato soup
• butter beans on the couch
• the hale-bopp comet
• that pillow i loved and now realize was hideous
• deuce as world's most excited dog
• hit on the belt's backswing
• we can't have potatoes because the cat ate them
• "just pedal, i won't let go" is something an asshole would say
• babies are made when two people love each other very much and little abdominal cupids shoot arrows between their belly buttons
• no, i don't want a cigarette
• how silly my aunt and uncle looked in their tanning glasses
• the screen door: my worst enemy

• Patch brown jacket
• Chris' striped sweater
• Mum's wedding dress
• Finish hair curlers
• Macbook charger

Not so local

• Distant Worlds
• A New World
• Modest Mouse
• Purity Ring
• Coheed & Cambria
• St. Vincent
• Brand New
• Phantogram
• Flying Lotus
• Thundercat
• Teebs
• Circa Survive
• Minus the Bear
• Bosnian Rainbows
• Now, Now
• M83
• Man Without Country
• Walk the Moon
• Senses Fail
• Hollywood Undead

• the phrase "seeing as how"
• etsy items mislabeled as "art deco" when they are not art deco
• smokers outside my window
• dry skin
• class
• peace signs
• the new mediterranean place uptown not being open yet
• most things that aren't crystal castles iii

• mother told me never to share a name before i used it