fuckmonkey! twat waffle! cunthammer! cockcheese! cuntgribble! titweasels! fuckbucket! fanny flaps! clungeweasel! asshat! stupidbitchasshole! pimlico! ballache! cockbubble! cuntysticks! twatweasel! thundercunt! wankjangler!

jun 28 2017 ∞
jun 28 2017 +
  • charger
  • same black jeans i wear every year
  • lots of knickers
  • lots of camisoles
  • long sleeved shirts
  • ipad
  • vivienne westwood cardigan
  • sunglasses
  • seeing glasses
  • reading glasses
  • contact lenses -1 is the right eyeBALL!
  • body jewellry
  • bras
  • citalopram
  • HRT
  • valium
  • tramadol
  • hairbrush
  • straighteners
  • purple wig
  • diesel angel tattoo body lotion and perfu...
aug 4 2015 ∞
jul 27 2016 +

what to do and pack!

  • do
  • dye eyelashes
  • my laundry
  • pack
  • charger
  • black jeans
  • snakeskin jeans
  • knickers
  • camisoles
  • hi heels?
  • crochet
  • kindle
jul 29 2012 ∞
aug 4 2015 +
  • Le pessimiste pense que toutes les femmes sont des garces. L'optimiste l'espère bien.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are. --Chauncey Depew

  • Smooth seas do not create skillful sailors... -- anonymous
  • Martini's are like breasts, one is too few, three are too many. -- Dorothy Parker
  • We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. -- Joseph Campbell
  • If you are not on the edge you are taking up too much space. -- My friend Zoe Hart
  • Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. -- Anon?
  • Think Local. Fuck Global. -- I thought I made that one up!
mar 20 2007 ∞
mar 5 2014 +
  • My age does not determine my beauty.
aug 7 2011 ∞
aug 7 2011 +

BUY

  • flip-flops
  • skinny tan
  • medium suitcase

PACK

  • gym shorts
  • bikinis for lotsa sunbathing
  • little floating over thingie cover up for cocktailing/kimono
  • toiletries, moisturizer, toothbrush, tweezers, hairbrush
  • q-tips
  • floss
  • shampoo and conditioner
  • makeup, lip balm, eyeliner, mascara, nail polish
  • sarong/scarf
  • white Chanel sandals
  • black feather sandals
  • camisoles
aug 25 2017 ∞
sep 22 2017 +

i want this to be the most perfect vacation ever...

  • brand new trainers (to buy) as i think that our 4 star hotel has a gym.
  • gym shorts/tops/socks/weightlifting gloves
  • J-CUP sports bra as not able to buy just anywhere!
  • new bikinis (to buy) for lotsa rooftop pool sunbathing
  • little floating over thingie cover up for cocktailing
  • toiletries
  • sarong
  • flip-flops
  • camisoles
  • long sleeve tops
  • moschino see-through sweater
  • carhartt thermal or cashmere hoodie
  • tampons
  • every painkiller i can find
jul 21 2007 ∞
jun 13 2017 +
  • a sweater - wear
  • lots of camisoles
  • lots of knickers
  • my camera
  • my ipod
  • phone chargers
  • sunglasses
  • seeing glasses
  • ear spools
  • watch
  • bras
  • citalopram!
  • aloe vera
  • lots of codeine
  • dry remedy aveda shampoo
  • brush
  • body lotions and potions and suncreams
  • facey stuff like toner and primer
  • american apparel t-shirty pencil skirts
  • book
  • scarf
jul 25 2010 ∞
aug 4 2015 +
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what is happiness to you?

  • its a remake of a film i love - abre los ojos
  • jason lee is in it
  • they mention jeff buckley
  • explanation of keeping a relationship casual until ultimate breaking point...because i want to be a pleasure delayer too
  • her lips are a bit over-plumped in this film (like mine tonight that is why i'm stayin' in)
  • its probably the only time ever the term 'fuck buddy' does not totally repulse me
  • i have a mask fetish
  • i've also got a fetish for scars
  • and i have also got another huge fetish for just damage - limps, mmmm...(yea i'm a bit of a sick kitten sometimes, oki all the time)
  • i also 'have the ability to fall *snap* out of love like that'
apr 20 2007 ∞
jan 6 2013 +

PACK

  • gym shorts
  • bikinis for lotsa rooftop pool sunbathing
  • little floating over thingie cover up for cocktailing
  • toiletries, moisturiser, toothburush, tweezers, hairbrush
  • q-tips
  • floss
  • hair gunk
  • makeup, lip balm, eyeliner, mascara,
  • sarong/scarf
  • flip-flops
  • white chanel sandals
  • camisoles
  • long sleeve tops?
  • every painkiller i can find
  • button up tailored shirts for covering up
  • skirts
jun 13 2017 ∞
jun 13 2017 +
  • long sleeved top
  • black camisole
  • red camisole
  • knickers
  • camera
  • ipod
  • suglasses
  • seeing glasses
  • ear spools
  • bras
  • aloe vera
  • codeine
  • straighteners
  • hairbrush
  • pink slip/nightie
  • 40s style shoes with bronze trim
  • black pencil skirt
  • black strapless top
  • black american apparel skirt
  • small bag
  • ballet shoes
aug 3 2009 ∞
aug 4 2015 +
  • wine
  • chocolate
  • cake
mar 5 2014 ∞
mar 5 2014 +
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  • not as many piercings as i used to have.
  • bob roberts spider bhind ear,
  • tribal left arm by xed,
  • chest a mix of stuff from lindsey includes a 'sacred cupcake'.
  • repent under back of neck by juan puente,
  • mermaid on my side by rhonda hoelzer (re-inked by xed).
  • jailhouse fishbone on ribcage.
  • tibetan flame covering back by lindsey carmicheal,
  • relentless across pubes by jack rudy re-blacked by xed,
  • rose and cross bone on groin by forrest curl,
  • sacred heart on groin by rhonda,
  • japanese stuff on leg and tibetan skulls by alex binnie,
  • borneo rosette by curley,
  • white hand picked by eric rhieme,
dec 25 2006 ∞
nov 1 2017 +
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chinese, japanese, dirty knees, look at these!

  • i love candy!
  • its a movie with bad women = most horror movies only the men are bad...
  • i'd love to be a cross between mother firefly and candy - and baby firefly. i'm closer in age to one of them, but damn they are all sooo fucking hot...and mean.
  • clown having sex - its all about the clown porn.
  • candy flosses her hair with her teeth like i do...i have never ever seen anyone else do that at all.
  • mother firefly plays with her lips the way i do.
jun 27 2007 ∞
jul 2 2007 +