Hopeless quintessential romantic idealist. Seasonal writer. Eternal hobbyist. Geekified obsessed Web developer, accidental creative Web designer, and newbie systems analyst. Devourer of cheese pizzas, carbonara, white chocolates, Coke floats, and books. Frustrated singer, wannabe photographer. Elitist snarky sporker of grammatically-challenged airheads and self-righteous prigs. Irresponsibly scatter-brained. Moody drama queen. Effervescent, flighty, unabashed daydreamer. Bubbly, babbling flibbertigibbet. Weak-ankled stairs klutz.