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  • complains about (having + not having):
    • boys, money, clothes, drugs, booze, tattoos, friends, enemies, coffee, concert tickets
  • lies regarding:
    • her age, my age, where she's from, who she's with, where she's going, how much money she has, whether or not everything's fine (spoiler: it's not)
  • suffers from:
    • lupus, pretentious music tastes, body dysmorphia, a native american heritage, daddy issues
  • is frequently found:
    • naked, at the bae's (with or w/o him present), at a show, playing video games, blogging, watching shark week, cooking, masterbating, arguing, or any combo thereof
sep 30 2014 ∞
oct 6 2014 +