• Never eat anywhere that has both pizza and burgers.
  • However, if you're at a place that has both pizza and wings, party on.
  • Be wary of any place with a giant menu.
  • Wings are never bad, but never eat at a wing place that has sub-par fries.
  • Yes, there is such a thing as bad fries.
  • Even if a restaurant has bad food, their dessert is usually pretty good, no matter where you go. It's hard to mess up dessert.
    • In some cases, appetizers also apply to this rule.
  • No matter how many toppings you add, if a basic cheese pizza is bad at a pizza shop, there is no good to be found there.
  • If a coffee shop doesn't have good hot chocolate, don't trust them with beans.
  • If the food item has "Diablo" in the name, IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY GOOD.
apr 23 2014 ∞
apr 26 2017 +