• You're Soaking In It
• I Faked It
• It's Not You, It's Me
• Pass the Wasabi
• Psilocybin
• Pop, Goes the Cherry
• Mint on the Pillow
• Rented by the Hour
• Mister, You Get My Mojo Risin'
• Malibu Dream House
• Frenemy
• Three Beer Queer
• I Read Banned Books
• Your Girl Is Lovely, Hubble
• Fly on the Wall
• Club Sandwiches, Not Seals
• Breakfast with Tiffany
• Rock the Casbah
• Marge Simpson Blue
• Strawberry Slut Cake

• Chocolate covered strawberries
• Strawberry shortcake
• Anything that includes both chocolate and peanut butter
• Chocolate fondue
• Cupcakes
• Yellow with chocolate frosting
• Chocolate with whipped cream frosting
• Anything with a semi sweet chocolate frosting
• Red velvet with strawberry frosting
• Creme brulee
• Strawberry pie
• Turtle cheesecake
• Gourmet candy or caramel apples

• Yanni
• Yellowcard
• Atreyu
• Simple Plan
• Flogging Molly
• Dropkick Murphys
• The Offspring
• All American Rejects
• Avenged Sevenfold
• Tsunami Bomb
• Suicide Machines
• Story of the Year
• AFI
• Thrice
• The Used
• Reggie and the Full Effects
• Mest
• New Found Glory
• Motion City Soundtrack
• Reliant K
• Mae
• Millencolin
• Transplants

• The Diary of Anne Frank
• A Dopey Fairy Tale
• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
• The Uninvited
• Governing Alice
• Sleeping Beauty
• Prelude to Thirty Five
• History Lesson
• The Servant of Two Masters

• Wear sunscreen everyday: I have porcelain, Swedish skin. What the fuck makes me think I can get away with not wearing it?
• Stop feeling competitive with women I have never met: This extends to ex girlfriends, random girls I spot who seem similar to me, celebrities, etc.
• Get active: The goal is to not become 127 pounds again, although that would be a nice side effect, but to get my body healthier.
• Don'...

• Cranium
• Trivial Pursuit
• Twister
• Apples to Apples
• Loaded Questions
• Super Mario World
• Scrabble
• Scene It
• Clue
• Beer Pong
• Taboo
• Ring of Fire
• Cranium Letter Line Up
• Jeopardy

• Writing
• Cranium
• Sexually pleasuring another person
• Sexually pleasuring myself
• Remembering large chunks of anything word based
• Connecting with animals
• Any Mario game on Super Nintendo
• Finding B-movies that don't totally suck
• Picking flattering lingerie for anyone
• Telling a good joke or story
• Public speaking
• Dancing by myself or with Annie
• Taking pictures
• Decorating a room
• Giving massages
• Cooking
• Applying makeup
• Fin...

• Jay
• Turning 21
• Finishing MCC
• Getting accepted into UCF
• Getting out of Bradenton
• Annie breaking up with the Moldavian
• Not that I'm glad about how upset she was, just glad that she got such a toxic person out of her life
• Finding the inner strength to finally end it completely with Anti
• Meeting Dr. Glanville
• Developing the ability to save money
• Hearing "I love you too" for the first time
• All of Summer '08
• The in...

• Aphrodite
• Catherine Tremmel (Basic Instinct)
• Alice in Wonderland
• Brigitte Bardot
• Marilyn Monroe
• Kendra Wilkinson
• Barbie
• Gwen Stefani
• Mae West
• Scarlett Johansson
• Billy Idol
• Emma Frost
• David Bowie
• Jason Mewes
• Holli Would from "Coolworld"

I just want to give a good punch in the mouth to people who are...

• Pretentious
• Bitchy to perfect strangers
• Judgmental
• Arrogant
• Clingy
• Close minded
• Vain
• Needy
• Contemptuous
• Know-it-alls
• Fixated on what other people think
• Trendy to the point of being a drone
• Unfaithful
• Manipulative
• Void of a sense of fun or humor
• Of the impression that the rest of the world should find their kid as important as they do
• Incapable of d...

I'm a dirty Pagan...

• My fairy tarot cards
• The beautiful Gaia statue I inherited from Annie
• Matching blue glass sun and moon candle holders
• A hand carved wooden statue of a seal
• My power animal
• A scrying mirror
• A tall, very old Virgin Mary statue
• Pagans love Mary too
• A vase with sea oats and bamboo
• Driftwood
• A dried sea urchin
• An antique green glass bowl that I burn sage in
• A small candle holder made from blue ...

• "My best friend doesn't like you"
• "I tripped on acid and the dude I saw in my hallucination told me I shouldn't be dating you anymore"
• "I want to move back to Atlanta"
• "I don't want to date anyone right now"
• "My band just got signed and I owe it to my ex girlfriend to be with her since she supported me in the really hard beginning"
• "When you told me you loved me, it just freaked me out too much."
• "You'r...

But of course, I love them all

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinniped

Breeds

• California sea lion
• Ribbon seal
• Harp seal
• Harbor seal
• Walrus

Pinnipeds of Note

• Andre the famous harbor seal
• Perhaps you remember the film?
• Hoover the Talking Seal
• Seriously, he talked with a New England accent at that!
• Lou Seal
• The San Francisco Giants mascot
• The "loose seal" of Arrested Development fame
• The most stylish of all seals ...

• Hug a sea lion
• Go on a cross country road trip
• Have an Alice in Wonderland themed wedding
• Write a book
• Visit Venice Beach
• Visit Greece
• Visit Amsterdam
• Visit Paris
• Visit London
• Visit the Playboy Mansion
• Ride in a hot air balloon
• Spend Christmas in New York City
• Have sex on a playground
• Meet Eli Roth
• Get the hell out of Bradenton and NOT move back
• Get my PhD at NYU
• Have sex at Warped Tour
• Spend New Year's Eve in Tim...

• Heart shaped boxes of candy
• Teddy bears and other sickeningly cute stuffed animals
• Using the term "soulmate"
• Getting married or even thinking about getting married with less than a year of dating under your belt
• Nicknames that include the word "Boo", "Bear", any sound an animals makes, or repetition of a word or part of a word
• Planning important steps to relationships so they'll be perfect when they sh...

I dream big, this is a day that could simply never be...

• Good hair and body day
• Breakfast with my friends
• Weather that is mild and sunny for half the day and dark and stormy for the other half
• Intellectual stimulation
• A good book, a museum, an interesting lecture or documentary
• Really good weed
• Sushi
• Jay
• Kinky, passionate sex with Jay
• Sea lion sightings
• Experiencing something new and exciting
• Lots of great fi...

• Pink and black
• Everyone must come in some combination of the two colors, everything decorated in the colors. I think it would look lovely.
• 70's roller disco party
• Toga party
• Midsummer's Night Dream party
• My own little lingerie party, inspired by the famous one at the Playboy Mansion.
• Junior High party
• Spin the Bottle, attire you cannot justify wearing after after age 14, bad late 90's music
• Seven Deadly S...

• Having sex in the middle of the woods during a thunderstorm
• Saying "I love you" for the first time
• Cooking him dinner for the first time and getting slightly drunk on red wine while he sang Doors songs in my ear
• The amazing first time we had sex
• Tripping on shrooms together
• Making sushi together
• Spending the day in Cassadega
• Sitting in the observer seat of a plane and watching him skydive
• Anytime he calls...

• Brain control: This is different from mind control. I mean being able to stimulate and read people's emotions, thoughts, memories and release certain chemicals so they could hallucinate and feel euphoric.
• Aphrodisia: Ability to control the emotions of love and lust
• Pyrokenesis: Ability to create or to control fire with the mind
• Power absorption: Ability to copy or absorb another's powers or skills
• Omn...

• Pedicures
• Acrylic manicures
• Getting my hair professionally flat ironed
• Juicy Couture perfume
• Urban Outfitters clothes
• Anything not included in the Pink collection at Victoria's Secret
• More than one meal of sushi per paycheck
• The epic bud that my friend Sean knows how to get a hold of
• Crazy, adult store lingerie and toys
• Travel to new places I've never seen before
• Most anything from Sephora
• Diamonds
• Pearls
• Vint...