When people can't decide on stuff on multiple occasions. I mean there has to be someone in that group of 40 people who wants to do something they aren't ashamed of or fear they'll be judged for liking.
Poor Hygiene.
People who get on my case for not liking onions and peppers but then I find out they don't like certain type of dessert.
When people use "Pun not intended" as a way to intend a pun.
When people get so idealistic on a certain political view. I mean really, it's all a democracy and 100 times better than what some countries are going through. So suck it up and keep your tiny little issues to yourself.
When I, as master of all things field hockey, swung and hit a friend in the eye with the field hockey stick.
Being goalie in soccer in school once went to drop kick the ball, missed and landed flat on my back.
Getting pantsed in french class, in grade 10, while video taping some french play.
My middle school sorry attempts at "dating"
Hurting my knee while trying to do the worm
Falling on stage while dancing like an idiot, in an elf suit, in an elementary school christmas play while I was the only one on stage. (During a rehearsal)
Grabbing some random strangers leg thinking it was my dads. (More recent than you might think)