• Friday Night Lights (Connie Britton is amazing)
• Mad Men (damn I'm addicted)
• 30 Rock (Tina Fey is so talented as is Alec)
• My Name is Earl (Jamie Pressly, enough said)
• The Colbert Report (informative and hilarious)
• The Office (Jim and Pam are the best)
• South Park
• Late Night with Conan O'Brien
• Man vs. Wild
• Monk (gotta give Tony Shalhoub props)

• "Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist."
• "Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time."
• "Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. "
• "Come on, Lindsay. We've had some great times.

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• "Hey, who wants to take me to the hospital?"
• "O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

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• Robert Altman
• Lucille Ball
• William Holden
• Lyndon Baines Johnson
• Heath Ledger
• Madeleine L'Engle
• Fred McMurray
• Franklin Delano Roosevelt
• Shelly Winters
• Richard Wright

• Empire Falls by Richard Russo (one of the best books ever)
• Born Standing Up by Steve Martin
• The Road by Cormac McCarthy (my 2nd time)
• Assassination Vacation, The Partly-Cloudy Patriot and Take the Cannoli all by Sarah Vowell
• The Neon Rain by James Lee Burke
• The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie
• Housekeeping by Marilynne Robinson
• Sabbath Creek by Judson Mitcham
• The Thing About Life is That One Day You'll Be Dead by David Shields
• The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz (complete waste of time)
• A Thousand Acres by Jane Smiley
• The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin (again)
• I Thought There'd Be Cake by Sloane Crosley

• Car Wheels on a Gravel Road - Lucinda Williams
• Physical Graffiti - Led Zeppelin
• Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John
• Bookends - Simon and Garfunkel
• Viva La Vida - Coldplay
• Murmur - R.E.M.
• Odelay - Beck
• Is It This - The Strokes
• Rock Steady - No Doubt
• 12 Songs - Randy Newman
• Transformer - Lou Reed
• War - U2
• Late for the Sky - Jackson Browne
• Pretzel Logic - Steely Dan
• Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Buena Vista Social Club - self-titled
• Some Girls - Rolling Stone

• been out of the country, although I really want to
• seen It's a Wonderful Life, and for some reason I want to keep it that way
• been to Florida, not that big on the beach anyway
• enjoyed a science class
• been really good at speaking Spanish, "Que?"
• ate deer, and because I'm not a redneck I probably never will
• lived outside of North Carolina, Sweden here I come
• been pro-violence, bitches!

• Diet Cherry 7Up
• Diet Dr. Peppers
• Caesar salad mix
• Pizzas
• Junior Mints
• Nutter Butters
• Pineapples
• Zataran's dinners
• Funnyuns!
• Seafood (when I have the money)

• A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
• The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin
• From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler by E.L. Konisgburg
• The Giver by Lois Lowry
• Summer of the Swans by Betsy Byers
• The Phantom Tollbooth by Norman Juster
• The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
• Holes by Louis Sachar
• The House of Dies Drear by Virginia Hamilton
• Homeward Bound by Sheila Burnford
• Tuck Everlasting by Natalie Babbitt
• Chris Van Allsburg books